Alfie Patten a Dad???

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Alfie Patten a Dad???
« on: 18/02/2009 16:48:01 »
Alfie Patten, the 13yr old Dad has joined 'Fathers for Justice'. In an interview he said "It makes sense 'cause I've already got a Spiderman outfit".
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« Reply #1 on: 18/02/2009 18:21:55 »
Did his girlfriend sing "what's it all about, Alfie?" so he showed her.
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Alfie Patten a Dad???
« Reply #2 on: 19/02/2009 07:14:19 »
What a pimp.

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« Reply #3 on: 19/02/2009 07:34:03 »
Is it actually his? Or does nobody know? And no-one wants to pay for the DNA test?

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Alfie Patten a Dad???
« Reply #4 on: 19/02/2009 08:57:32 »
What a pimp.
So if they got married would it be "Pimp my Bride"?

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« Reply #5 on: 19/02/2009 09:22:15 »
No it'll be "Please pimp my pe***"
Good alliteration [:)]