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The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :Water Vitamin CCitric acid Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity ZincProstaglandinsFor comparison, a greasy cheeseburger contains over 500 calories, so to equal one junk-food attack you'd need to gulp down over 100 ejaculates. Comforting thought...
I'm getting too distracted now to continue writing so I'm off to get a cold shower.'
Sorry, can't talk, I'm busy...Yeah, ummm...... busy........ that's the one.......
I used to know a girl who very much into oral sex. She only ever talked about it!
My wife once refused to give me oral sex on the grounds that she was on a diet!
Why do you say it's slimming?
As a " firm " believer in empirical study I snuck into my neighbours house at 3am and............erhmm....no...I decided on this occasion to leave my neighbour alone !!
.....skin rolled back of course !!