I'm glad I'm not on a Federation starship

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« on: 25/02/2009 17:59:46 »
Those things break down more often than a TVR!
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« Reply #1 on: 25/02/2009 18:06:33 »
At least they aren't called Trevor....

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« Reply #2 on: 25/02/2009 18:51:48 »
At least they aren't called Trevor....



Sirrah, I accuse you of terminal randomness!
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« Reply #3 on: 25/02/2009 19:54:25 »
At least they aren't called Trevor....



Sirrah, I accuse you of terminal randomness!

And I accuse you of the same, Castor - whatever possessed you to compare yourself to a starship? THAT is a random act of monumental proportions.
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« Reply #4 on: 25/02/2009 20:28:49 »
Not so random, my old comrade in teeth. The name TVR was formed from the founder's name "TreVoR".

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« Reply #5 on: 25/02/2009 20:43:13 »
At least they aren't called Trevor....



Sirrah, I accuse you of terminal randomness!

And I accuse you of the same, Castor - whatever possessed you to compare yourself to a starship? THAT is a random act of monumental proportions.


Where did I do that?
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« Reply #6 on: 25/02/2009 20:44:20 »
Not so random, my old comrade in teeth. The name TVR was formed from the founder's name "TreVoR".

A fact of which I was unaware. Thank you for enlightening me.
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« Reply #7 on: 25/02/2009 21:44:08 »
At least they aren't called Trevor....



Sirrah, I accuse you of terminal randomness!

And I accuse you of the same, Castor - whatever possessed you to compare yourself to a starship? THAT is a random act of monumental proportions.


Where did I do that?

The thread is entitled "I'm glad I'm not on a Federation starship" Ergo, you have compared yourself to a starship.
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« Reply #8 on: 25/02/2009 21:58:34 »
JamBlob - The thread is entitled "I'm glad I'm not on a Federation starship"
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« Reply #9 on: 25/02/2009 22:17:55 »
BUT being the cyborg you are means that you are part of the ship. - Plugged in as it were.
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« Reply #10 on: 25/02/2009 23:04:08 »
Stop being such a nincompoop
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« Reply #11 on: 25/02/2009 23:08:56 »
I like Voyager and the Delta Flyer...

me...Delta Flyer....Seven Of Nine.....sorted !!
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« Reply #12 on: 25/02/2009 23:18:03 »
I'm inclined to agree
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« Reply #13 on: 25/02/2009 23:24:21 »
I'm inclined to agree
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« Reply #14 on: 26/02/2009 00:57:04 »
I'm inclined to agree

See, the Cyborg is dripping hydrolic fluid.
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« Reply #15 on: 26/02/2009 08:37:24 »
Perhaps you would prefer to be on the Liberator with Blake's 7?

It's amazing what you can do with a few empty Fairy Liquid bottles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw7xglswnok
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« Reply #16 on: 26/02/2009 09:32:13 »
Blake's 7 made even Crossroads look professional  [;D]
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« Reply #17 on: 26/02/2009 09:40:32 »
How can you even suggest such a thing of such an iconic piece of TV history?
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« Reply #18 on: 26/02/2009 10:04:19 »
Because I'm honest
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« Reply #19 on: 26/02/2009 10:42:16 »
Beaver, you should be ashamed, they were the best cardboard cutouts' actors of their day.
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« Reply #20 on: 26/02/2009 14:01:54 »
You mean only good actors could act that bad?
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« Reply #21 on: 26/02/2009 23:53:57 »
I'd like to be the space ship on FLESH Gordon! I will look for it on youtube and be back in a mo.

Keep 7of9 warm for me whilst I'm gone.
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« Reply #22 on: 27/02/2009 00:03:06 »
OK this is the best I can find. Flesh gordon ship is the thing that is launched at the beginning. It has an unusual shape!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FilYgi_LZ_c&feature=related
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« Reply #23 on: 27/02/2009 02:35:57 »
Gee, Shazza, you watch porno, too - obviously.
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« Reply #24 on: 27/02/2009 09:03:25 »
pssssst, Jim. From what I've heard, she doesn't just watch it.
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« Reply #25 on: 27/02/2009 18:01:19 »
I thought I recognized her in a younger guise when I saw "Flesh Gordon" - no wonder she posted the link.
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« Reply #26 on: 27/02/2009 18:51:42 »
She wants the royalties
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« Reply #27 on: 27/02/2009 23:53:15 »
You mean the half kilo of coke she used wasn't enough?
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« Reply #28 on: 27/02/2009 23:54:26 »
Just for your information, I am not posting the word "Cocaine."
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« Reply #29 on: 28/02/2009 09:37:28 »
You just did. Now the CIA will be all over you.
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« Reply #30 on: 28/02/2009 19:27:22 »
I have never taken drugs in my life. I'm able to be wacky, sociable, sexy, laid back and chilled out without medicinal help. I am quite a drinker though so that has just cancelled out my moralising.
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« Reply #31 on: 28/02/2009 20:59:28 »
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I am quite a drinker though so that has just cancelled out my moralising.


Not to speak of being a porn star
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein