Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?

  • 14 Replies
  • 4450 Views

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

*

MDriver1981

  • Guest
I was thinking about the Department of Peace, proposed by American Founding Father Benjamen Rush.
What if every government had a Ministry of Sex, or a Department of Sex?  What would their day-to-day operations consists of?  What would their goal be? 

*

Offline Chemistry4me

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • 7709
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #1 on: 02/03/2009 05:13:08 »
Promote sex.
--------

But that will most likely result in the world becoming over-populated therefore a Ministry or Department of Sex will not be feasible [:)]

*

Offline RD

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • 8169
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #2 on: 02/03/2009 06:20:51 »
What would their goal be? 

Quote
In his wisdom dictator Nicolae Ceausescu decided in the mid-1960s that Romania ought to have 25 million people. At the time the population was 19 million. He designated the title "Heroine Mother" for any woman who bore and brought up ten or more children. For seven to nine children a woman won the order of "Maternal Glory." For five or six children she was given the "Maternity Medal."

In their wisdom the mothers of Romania, living in cramped quarters with a poor diet and a declining standard of living, decided that, medals or no medals, they could not support large families. They were having on average less than two children apiece. If that reproduction rate continued, Romania's population would begin to fall.

The pill and the intrauterine device had never been allowed in the country. Other modern means of contraception were essentially unavailable. The women were maintaining their low birth rate with the only option open to them -- abortion, which was legal and available on a walk-in basis at any local clinic for a fee of about $2. In 1966 in Romania there were four abortions for every live birth.

In that year, with no warning, Ceausescu issued Decree No. 770 prohibiting abortion. He did nothing to make contraceptives more available. He was not motivated by concern for families or unborn children; he wanted a larger labor force.
http://www.sustainer.org/dhm_archive/index.php?display_article=vn318cohort_of67ed


*

Offline Chemistry4me

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • 7709
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #3 on: 02/03/2009 06:38:05 »
What about 'Heroic Fathers'? Did everyone just forget about them?

*

Offline Don_1

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • 6890
  • A stupid comment for every occasion.
    • View Profile
    • Knight Light Haulage
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #4 on: 02/03/2009 08:14:44 »
We already have such a ministry, or so it seems, for too many MP's who can't keep it in their pants or have knickers like yoyo's.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

*

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • 12656
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #5 on: 02/03/2009 10:18:11 »
MDriver - You seem to be obsessed with fornication.
Fledgling science site at http://www.sciencefile.org/SF/content/view/54/98/ needs members and original articles. If you can help, please join.

*

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #6 on: 02/03/2009 21:42:58 »
Who is going to be Homo-Secretary?
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

*

Offline MonikaS

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • 279
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #7 on: 02/03/2009 22:13:50 »
Elton John
--------
I tried installing Jesus on my Scientific Method and I got a Blue Screen of Eternal Damnation.

*

Offline DoctorBeaver

  • Naked Science Forum GOD!
  • *******
  • 12656
  • A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #8 on: 02/03/2009 22:46:21 »
Who is going to be Homo-Secretary?

Les Bean
Fledgling science site at http://www.sciencefile.org/SF/content/view/54/98/ needs members and original articles. If you can help, please join.

*

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #9 on: 03/03/2009 17:43:44 »
Excellent choices.

I guess we would need someone to deal with sexual diseases, contraception, under aged sex and pregnancy, Pedophiles and other sexual crime. Then there is the fun stuff. Swinging secretary, hedonism department, S&M department which is located next to a good DIY shop and marks and spencers, Fetishism shoe box and the secretary in various positions.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

*

Offline MonikaS

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • 279
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #10 on: 03/03/2009 17:47:59 »
I'd like to man err woman the S&M Department!
--------
I tried installing Jesus on my Scientific Method and I got a Blue Screen of Eternal Damnation.

*

Offline Make it Lady

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • 4050
  • Hands-on fun for everyone!
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #11 on: 03/03/2009 18:47:03 »
OK I'll put your name down mistress.

Do you think Alistar Camble would like to do Swinging? He was very good at spin.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

*

Offline MonikaS

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • 279
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #12 on: 03/03/2009 19:35:23 »
Perhaps we should create the role of Spin Master just for him.
--------
I tried installing Jesus on my Scientific Method and I got a Blue Screen of Eternal Damnation.

*

Offline RD

  • Neilep Level Member
  • ******
  • 8169
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #13 on: 03/03/2009 20:43:17 »
I'd like to man err woman the S&M Department!


That would make you the Chief Whip  [:)]

*

Offline MonikaS

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • 279
    • View Profile
Should there be a "Ministry (or Department) of Sex"?
« Reply #14 on: 03/03/2009 21:24:12 »
I'd like to man err woman the S&M Department!


That would make you the Chief Whip  [:)]

To quote Wikipedia: the Chief Whip can wield a large amount of power over those in their party, up to and including cabinet ministers

I like that!!!!! Mwaaaahaaahaaahaaaa
--------
I tried installing Jesus on my Scientific Method and I got a Blue Screen of Eternal Damnation.