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« on: 10/03/2009 09:15:40 »
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope.
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« Reply #1 on: 10/03/2009 10:28:26 »
Cleaver man was Bob Hope, English, of course, born in Eltham, just down the road from where I live.
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« Reply #2 on: 10/03/2009 10:31:04 »
Cleaver man was Bob Hope, English, of course, born in Eltham, just down the road from where I live.

Cleaver, was he? Did you ever meat him?

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« Reply #3 on: 10/03/2009 11:01:30 »
Cleaver man was Bob Hope, English, of course, born in Eltham, just down the road from where I live.

Cleaver, was he? Did you ever meat him?

No, but I did vegetable him...... FOG
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« Reply #4 on: 10/03/2009 11:10:25 »
Don mate - I was ironically FOGging you, buster! Meat cleaver, d'you see?

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« Reply #5 on: 10/03/2009 11:13:13 »
I mist that one!!!

My FOG has gone all missedy!
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« Reply #6 on: 10/03/2009 11:18:34 »
Too much voddy, old boy. Anyway, back to the qoutes before the Beaver notices that another thread has been hijacked!

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« Reply #7 on: 10/03/2009 14:04:14 »
Too much voddy, old boy. Anyway, back to the qoutes before the Beaver notices that another thread has been hijacked!

Too late. I've already noticed. But life would be much more drab without the STB.
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« Reply #8 on: 10/03/2009 15:50:59 »
Hey, I'm trying to sleep here!
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #9 on: 10/03/2009 16:53:53 »
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain

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« Reply #10 on: 10/03/2009 18:00:47 »
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain

Wow, that's deep and philosophical.

No idea what it means though!!! Unless it's summat to do with 'Singing in the Rain'.
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« Reply #11 on: 10/03/2009 18:09:27 »
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain

Knowing my luck I'd dance straight into a 6' deep puddle.
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« Reply #12 on: 10/03/2009 20:57:22 »
If that did happen why not enjoy a swim while you're there? I believe that was the spirit of the saying, even if you're up sh1t creek you may as well try and make some fun of it.

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« Reply #13 on: 10/03/2009 21:51:39 »
If that did happen why not enjoy a swim while you're there? I believe that was the spirit of the saying, even if you're up sh1t creek you may as well try and make some fun of it.

Can I borrow your paddle?
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« Reply #14 on: 10/03/2009 23:13:53 »
So now you want to paddle in a puddle eh! Well just don't piddle in the puddle you paddle in!
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« Reply #15 on: 10/03/2009 23:27:58 »
I thought Bob Hopes quote was "You can tell when you are getting old when a broad mind and a narrow waste line exchange places."
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #16 on: 11/03/2009 03:11:20 »
I thought Bob Hopes quote was "You can tell when you are getting old when a broad mind and a narrow waste line exchange places."

That too.

Mine is "You know you're getting old when enthusiasm & optimism give way to realism & cynicism"
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« Reply #17 on: 11/03/2009 07:56:53 »
Mine is "You know you're getting old, when you...um, hang on. When you....Oh! Cocoa! Thanks. Could you pass me my bed socks too? 'Night."

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« Reply #18 on: 11/03/2009 08:33:42 »
Lady Astor (first British female MP) to Winston Churchill "Sir, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

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« Reply #19 on: 02/04/2009 17:06:48 »
Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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« Reply #20 on: 02/04/2009 17:12:30 »
Atheism is a non-prophet organization

I like that.
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« Reply #21 on: 02/04/2009 17:44:34 »
Fighting for peace is like f**king for virginity
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #22 on: 02/04/2009 18:34:07 »
You'll know that you're getting old when, while visiting the antique store, someone attempts to buy you....................Ethos

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« Reply #23 on: 02/04/2009 18:44:15 »
People like you and I, though mortal of course like everyone else, do not grow old no matter how long we live...[We] never cease to stand like curious children before the great mystery into which we were born.

Albert Einstein in letter to Otto Juliusburger
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« Reply #24 on: 02/04/2009 19:44:36 »
Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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