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« Reply #50 on: 16/03/2009 10:43:21 »
I suspect this to be a fake ...  

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Me too.  [:)]

This is no fake, it's Brown telling another huge pork pie!!! Nothing unusual or fake about that!
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« Reply #51 on: 16/03/2009 14:49:31 »
I suspect this to be a fake as the kid is resting his left arm on his knee.

I thought he was leaning on the hog
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« Reply #52 on: 16/03/2009 14:51:24 »
That Gordon Brown 1 is obviously fake. He hasn't got a twin brother!
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« Reply #53 on: 16/03/2009 16:26:36 »
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« Reply #54 on: 16/03/2009 17:13:01 »
Very good  [:D]
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« Reply #55 on: 16/03/2009 18:00:12 »
Is that his piggy bank?

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« Reply #56 on: 16/03/2009 18:05:15 »
Yes, it has collapsed.
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« Reply #57 on: 16/03/2009 18:32:27 »
What the hell... Jim made a joke that was actually rather amusing!  [:0]
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« Reply #58 on: 16/03/2009 19:57:51 »
Your remark properly belongs in this thread:

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=21212.0

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« Reply #59 on: 17/03/2009 00:20:19 »
Your remark properly belongs in this thread:

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=21212.0



You won't hear me arguing with that.
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« Reply #60 on: 17/03/2009 01:16:41 »

So, did you get 'er done? The mud cleaning that is.

I had no idea until that point why there is a hose spigot inside of my house.
It was very well planned. 

The horse bridle in the attic is disconcerting though. 

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« Reply #61 on: 17/03/2009 13:20:16 »
Hi everyone i think i just piged out......................  [^]

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« Reply #62 on: 17/03/2009 19:13:28 »

So, did you get 'er done? The mud cleaning that is.

I had no idea until that point why there is a hose spigot inside of my house.
It was very well planned. 

The horse bridle in the attic is disconcerting though. 

I would be a bit concerned, myself. Did the bridle come from the horse head in the previous owner's bed or is it the bridle from the horse that threw the little girl whos ghost now weeps each night in the unused room that remains so cold all the time?

There are other reasons to worry - such a German porno film makers passing through - but the dickens is -

NO ONE KNOWS !!
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« Reply #63 on: 17/03/2009 19:28:59 »
You need help, Jim.
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« Reply #64 on: 17/03/2009 20:54:49 »
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« Reply #65 on: 17/03/2009 22:21:40 »
Neil! I'm disgruntled. How can you thus disparage our illustrious leader!? How can you liken him to a hooker? Hookers get paid for screwing us. Oh, I see what you mean. OK, fair play to you.
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« Reply #66 on: 18/03/2009 00:41:00 »
You need help, Jim.

As well you should be MWAAHHAAAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH !

Neil, have you given up your job to Gordon?
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« Reply #67 on: 18/03/2009 05:37:09 »
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« Reply #68 on: 18/03/2009 05:46:25 »
Rebecca Loos? Who?

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« Reply #69 on: 18/03/2009 06:29:45 »
Rebecca Loos? Who?

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OUTRAGED viewers blasted TV channel Five yesterday for showing David Beckham scandal girl Rebecca Loos pleasuring a PIG.
The brunette, 27, stimulated the boar for ten minutes as she collected a flask of semen to inseminate sows.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article95732.ece
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« Reply #70 on: 18/03/2009 06:35:28 »
She did what?!? [:D]
Man that's funny. [:)]

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« Reply #71 on: 18/03/2009 06:45:48 »
Rebecca Loos? Who?

She is also a friend of your fellow countryman Matthew Ridge.

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« Reply #72 on: 18/03/2009 06:47:43 »
Yes, I didn't even know that until I read that Wiki article. [:)]

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« Reply #73 on: 18/03/2009 18:45:08 »


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« Reply #74 on: 18/03/2009 19:24:35 »
Ones a boar, the other's a bore...but which is which?

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« Reply #75 on: 18/03/2009 21:02:31 »
Did anyone see Heston Bluminekks exploding pig on the TV the other night. His diners nearly pooped themselves, especially cilla Black "ooh me uuuur do." I laughed myself silly it was so mad.
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« Reply #76 on: 19/03/2009 01:26:01 »
Ones a boar, the other's a bore...but which is which?

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« Reply #77 on: 19/03/2009 01:26:50 »
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Who?
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« Reply #78 on: 19/03/2009 02:33:35 »
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Heston Bluminekks

Who?

She is hallucinating again. It was a Weight-Watchers advert.
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« Reply #79 on: 19/03/2009 02:35:55 »
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Heston Bluminekks

Who?

She is hallucinating again. It was a Weight-Watchers advert.

She was in it as the "before" photo
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« Reply #80 on: 19/03/2009 07:30:13 »
Did anyone see Heston Bluminekks exploding pig on the TV the other night. His diners nearly pooped themselves

What do you mean "nearly" ...

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Heston Blumenthal has shut the award-winning eatery - described in 2005 as the "the best place to eat on earth" - after up to 40 diners called in to say they were feeling unwell.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/27/heston-blumenthal-fat-duck


You can't say his staff don't give a sh1t ...

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Then all 70 staff - including 40 chefs - were sent away to give stool samples, Blumenthal revealed.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/27/heston-blumenthal-fat-duck

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« Reply #81 on: 20/03/2009 11:41:59 »
Breaking news: Heston is in the clear ...

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Winter vomiting bug hit Blumenthal

4 hours ago

The mysterious health scare that led to the closure of Heston Blumenthal's award-winning restaurant may have been caused by the norovirus bug.

The chef temporarily shut The Fat Duck in Bray, Berkshire, for two weeks as a precaution after 40 diners fell ill.

Norovirus is commonly known as the "winter vomiting disease". Blumenthal said the cause was "categorically not food poisoning".
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5gozsBNPoln-bqZ3gQOGVMUHLngjw


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« Reply #82 on: 20/03/2009 18:53:41 »
Is this the same as SWINE flu?

This is a pig thread.  (noted by a proud member of the STB - Society of Thread Buggerers)

Please discuss the topic:

Do ells have feelings? And if so, should they be eaten?
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« Reply #83 on: 21/03/2009 12:38:21 »
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Is this the same as SWINE flu? 
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« Reply #84 on: 21/03/2009 17:22:50 »
My question was about ells. So you are being slippery.
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