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« on: 11/03/2009 15:36:22 »
We just got the sad/good news that Barbie was killed in a fatal car attendant.
Police arrested her companion at the seen for drink dating. He was named as Ken. A Lawler for the accused issued a statement saying that his client is and dummy and therefore his stupidly is due to natural causes not drink.



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« Reply #1 on: 11/03/2009 18:11:17 »
LOL....Lol...

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« Reply #2 on: 11/03/2009 18:12:02 »
poor Barbie.. bad ken..... bad hair day

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« Reply #3 on: 11/03/2009 18:46:18 »
 yeah,  BUT a nice day for a BARBIE-QUE!!!

Ketchup anyone?

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« Reply #4 on: 11/03/2009 23:26:42 »
cold!...................... LOL

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« Reply #5 on: 12/03/2009 00:02:21 »
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We just got the sad/good news that Barbie was killed in a fatal car attendant.
Police arrested her companion at the seen for drink dating. He was named as Ken. A Lawler for the accused issued a statement saying that his client is and dummy and therefore his stupidly is due to natural causes not drink.

What fekin spell-checker are you using?  [???] (FOG field day!)
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« Reply #6 on: 12/03/2009 00:05:07 »
DATSUN nasty accident. Was Ken her companion or just her ESCORT? Did he get CORTINA speed trap? He must have had his foot too hard down HONDA accelerator.
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« Reply #7 on: 12/03/2009 03:15:35 »
cold!...................... LOL

Well...LOL Actually I prefer my Barbie-que Hot!

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« Reply #8 on: 12/03/2009 09:10:10 »
ah doc i did not know you were a spell snob................ LOL

you just have to forgive me i am still learning to be as good a s you

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« Reply #9 on: 12/03/2009 11:05:03 »
DATSUN nasty accident. Was Ken her companion or just her ESCORT? Did he get CORTINA speed trap? He must have had his foot too hard down HONDA accelerator.

It NISSAN that bad, there a lot of VOLKSWAGEN survive worse VAN that. SEAT only hurt her head.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #10 on: 12/03/2009 14:26:02 »
No! Barbie can't give us any more HUMMERS!
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« Reply #11 on: 12/03/2009 15:31:35 »
She should have learned how to DODGE obstacles
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« Reply #12 on: 12/03/2009 15:32:09 »
I've heard she gave good head gasket too
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« Reply #13 on: 12/03/2009 16:13:39 »
Yes, but I could only just afFORD the price she was charging.

After the accident there was a large crowd gathered around, I asked one fella "VAUXHALL the fuss about?"
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« Reply #14 on: 12/03/2009 16:17:17 »
No More Plastic Jokes from Ken or BarbieQ
Rosalind Franklin was my first cousin and one my life's main regrets is that I never met this brilliant and beautiful lady.
She discovered the Single DNA Helix in 1953, then it was taken by Wilkins without her knowledge or agreeement.

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« Reply #15 on: 12/03/2009 16:22:55 »
Who's Ken? I thought we were talking about Barbie's car, the one that PETERBILT.
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« Reply #16 on: 12/03/2009 16:37:40 »
You're just DAFt
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« Reply #17 on: 12/03/2009 20:18:03 »
WAGON his mouth again, he is.
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« Reply #18 on: 12/03/2009 21:53:46 »
The car is an Model T Icon Crusher 

(did I spell that right.... did I) LOL