How's this for some wood?

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How's this for some wood?
« on: 18/03/2009 07:36:57 »

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« Reply #1 on: 18/03/2009 08:15:09 »
Lol...lol..Who said size didn't matter?!! lol..lol...

Well now that is one sexy tree!!! Hee hee hee...

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« Reply #2 on: 18/03/2009 10:51:23 »
oooh what a nice meal that would make.

By the way, what's that big bit hanging down? Looks a bit rude to me.
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« Reply #3 on: 18/03/2009 18:35:57 »
Leave it to Beaver - admitting to his perversion on the forum. Now THAT is rude. Wanting to nibble on a "rude bit."
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« Reply #4 on: 18/03/2009 21:18:19 »
Its a woodcock!
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« Reply #5 on: 18/03/2009 23:33:58 »
I was drawn to this thread by the title, thinking it couldn't possibly be anything that interesting, but I wasn't disapointed!

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« Reply #6 on: 19/03/2009 02:00:22 »
If I made myself sick by eating too much of that tree, would that be a woodchuck?
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« Reply #7 on: 19/03/2009 02:17:47 »
Biggest woodpecker I've ever seen!!
Old enough to have a grandson
Slow enough to study rocks
Thirsty enough to find a pub

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« Reply #8 on: 19/03/2009 02:19:54 »
I used to know a chap named Nick Woodcock.
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« Reply #9 on: 19/03/2009 02:46:48 »
What, did you eat him along with the twigs?
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« Reply #10 on: 19/03/2009 02:51:21 »
I do not number anthropophagy among my many vices.
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« Reply #11 on: 19/03/2009 02:52:50 »
I guess you then get the "New Word Award" for today.
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« Reply #12 on: 19/03/2009 05:58:14 »
The wood is crooked.

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« Reply #13 on: 19/03/2009 07:17:55 »
Nooooooooooooooo The wood is disappointed!

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« Reply #14 on: 19/03/2009 09:53:22 »
The wood is crooked.

The President Marcos of the tree world.
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« Reply #15 on: 19/03/2009 17:11:26 »
The fella is saying 'Please don't point that thing at me, in case it goes off! I dont want to be insapinated'.

If it fell off, would tree surgeons be able to fit it back on, or would it take more than tree, maybe four or five!!!

That would be tree mend us.
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« Reply #16 on: 19/03/2009 19:34:09 »
I am going to hide in the Sequoias - at least trees don't make egregious puns.
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« Reply #17 on: 20/03/2009 11:12:03 »
If it fell off, would tree surgeons be able to fit it back on, or would it take more than tree, maybe four or five!!!

That would be tree mend us.

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