Are these people for real? Part II.

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« Reply #1 on: 18/03/2009 09:00:07 »
I liked the one about the beach. [:)]

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« Reply #2 on: 18/03/2009 09:40:20 »
Yeah.. The beach was too Sandy!!! LOL...

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« Reply #3 on: 18/03/2009 11:02:38 »
My favourites:

"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

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« Reply #4 on: 18/03/2009 18:45:54 »
I believe the prize should go to the woman holding the hotel responsible for her pregnancy. She obviuosly missed her sex education class in school.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #5 on: 18/03/2009 21:16:42 »
Yes I miss mine every day. They were so much fun. Especially drawing dicks where they shouldn't be.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #6 on: 19/03/2009 01:34:24 »
I believe the prize should go to the woman holding the hotel responsible for her pregnancy. She obviuosly missed her sex education class in school.

Yes, that was most chuckleworthy. And although it wasn't a complaint, it was a query, the hairdresser one is a classic.
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