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« on: 26/03/2009 05:30:05 »
I remember the days when porn came mostly in the form of magazines---- magazines that I had to either "borrow" embarrassingly purchase.  Then, I had to smuggle it into the bathroom for swift perusals.  Now, no need!

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« Reply #1 on: 26/03/2009 05:41:34 »
Beneficial for who(m)?

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« Reply #2 on: 26/03/2009 09:28:37 »
Well, it's certainly helped me. I've built up the muscles in my left arm now too, as I need to move the mouse with my right.  [::)]

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« Reply #3 on: 26/03/2009 09:52:11 »
Well, it's certainly helped me. I've built up the muscles in my left arm now too, as I need to move the mouse with my right.  [::)]

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« Reply #4 on: 26/03/2009 10:07:40 »
Well, it's certainly helped me. I've built up the muscles in my left arm now too, as I need to move the mouse with my right.  [::)]
Lol.. Stuart....Hee hee hee..

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« Reply #5 on: 26/03/2009 16:31:07 »
I remember the days when porn came mostly in the form of magazines---- magazines that I had to either "borrow" embarrassingly purchase.  Then, I had to smuggle it into the bathroom for swift perusals.  Now, no need!

I remember the days too, in the '50s, when the only stuff around was Health and Efficiency.
Out for a walk one Sunday, we found a copy in a hedgerow bottom near an American airbase in Suffolk. It comprised posed pictures of girls and women prancing about naked playing beachball and the like - their chestal areas were intact but all their other bits had been airbrushed out; so they appeared to go 'straight under' like a doll.
All harmles stuff, but the cause of some trauma when I eventually discovered that girls had whiskers 'down there' and things besides. [:0]
Well, it can be alarming.

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« Reply #6 on: 26/03/2009 17:14:27 »
Our big turn on as the Sears catalog - woman's underwear section. (My lord, I am old!)
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« Reply #7 on: 26/03/2009 17:15:17 »
................. but the cause of some trauma when I eventually discovered that girls had whiskers 'down there' and things besides. [:0]
Well, it can be alarming.

What? You mean like a beaver?
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #8 on: 26/03/2009 17:19:43 »
I am not going to take the bait.
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« Reply #9 on: 26/03/2009 17:45:51 »
What? You mean like a beaver?

Could be - though I don't remember these having teeth.

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« Reply #10 on: 26/03/2009 17:59:25 »
What? You mean like a beaver?

Could be - though I don't remember these having teeth.

Some do.
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« Reply #11 on: 26/03/2009 18:02:42 »
Now its funny you should say that BS..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
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« Reply #12 on: 26/03/2009 18:11:18 »
Now its funny you should say that BS..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

OMG - I've been lucky then - or perhaps they fall out eventually. Is this why some blokes are attracted to older women? [:o]

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« Reply #13 on: 26/03/2009 18:28:58 »
................. but the cause of some trauma when I eventually discovered that girls had whiskers 'down there' and things besides. [:0]
Well, it can be alarming.

What? You mean like a beaver?

Someone had to, didn't they. They just couldn't resist it.  [::)]
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« Reply #14 on: 26/03/2009 18:36:58 »
................. but the cause of some trauma when I eventually discovered that girls had whiskers 'down there' and things besides. [:0]
Well, it can be alarming.

What? You mean like a beaver?

Someone had to, didn't they. They just couldn't resist it.  [::)]

If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #15 on: 26/03/2009 18:39:09 »
Now its funny you should say that BS..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

OMG - I've been lucky then - or perhaps they fall out eventually. Is this why some blokes are attracted to older women? [:o]

I'm saying nothing about MIL(f)......... I'm in enough trouble with a certain beaver as it is!
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« Reply #16 on: 26/03/2009 20:08:37 »
Our big turn on as the Sears catalog - woman's underwear section. (My lord, I am old!)
The underwear back then covered up about as much as your grandmother's nightgown. 

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« Reply #17 on: 26/03/2009 22:20:18 »
Now its funny you should say that BS..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata


Does this mean there's a Vagina Tooth Fairy ?..I bet she's a real **** !
Men are the same as women, just inside out !

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« Reply #18 on: 26/03/2009 23:37:28 »
Undoubtedly she is, ever 28 days.
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« Reply #19 on: 26/03/2009 23:40:14 »
................. but the cause of some trauma when I eventually discovered that girls had whiskers 'down there' and things besides. [:0]
Well, it can be alarming.

What? You mean like a beaver?

Someone had to, didn't they. They just couldn't resist it.  [::)]

Tell us, my good man, EXACTLY how you came by your moniker. I most certainly had something to do with your way with the ladies. NO LIES - or any other "weaselly" behavior. 
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« Reply #20 on: 27/03/2009 11:31:00 »
It's a very long story going back to about 1999.
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« Reply #21 on: 27/03/2009 11:32:25 »
Go on.

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« Reply #22 on: 27/03/2009 11:36:40 »
I really can't be bothered.
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« Reply #23 on: 27/03/2009 17:47:59 »
See, C4 - He can't bring himself to admit the truth.

Poor man, so embarrassed, he is, he is.
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« Reply #24 on: 27/03/2009 21:04:34 »
Oh fer fuxake! Here's a condensed version...

It goes back to a chatroom I used to use about 10 years ago. 1 day we all decided to use animal names. I happened to be reading about beavers at the time so that's what I used. For reasons I won't bother going in to, I kept the name. When I got my PhD I stuck "Doctor" in front of it.

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« Reply #25 on: 28/03/2009 00:32:47 »
Its a fabrication, you know, C4
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« Reply #26 on: 28/03/2009 00:43:37 »
Just like everything else about him?



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« Reply #27 on: 28/03/2009 01:30:52 »
Just like everything else about him?




HA! That coming from a race of bread thieves that even the Aussies didn't want!
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« Reply #28 on: 28/03/2009 01:35:50 »
For reasons I won't bother going in to, I kept the name.

Because you thought beavers had small brains so you kept the name?

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« Reply #29 on: 28/03/2009 01:37:21 »
For reasons I won't bother going in to, I kept the name.

Because you thought beavers had small brains so you kept the name?

Far from it. Castoridae are very intelligent.
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« Reply #30 on: 28/03/2009 01:39:33 »
Then what are you afraid of? [:)]

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« Reply #31 on: 28/03/2009 01:40:19 »
What, pray, gives you the idea that I'm afraid?
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« Reply #32 on: 28/03/2009 01:40:57 »
For reasons I won't bother going in to, I kept the name.

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« Reply #33 on: 28/03/2009 01:48:04 »
For reasons I won't bother going in to, I kept the name.

Perhaps he has large incisors and a strap on flappy tail?

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« Reply #34 on: 28/03/2009 01:49:49 »
You see, C4 - a strap on. Sounds rather kinky to me.
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« Reply #35 on: 28/03/2009 02:17:04 »
You see, C4 - a strap on. Sounds rather kinky to me.

You have been looking at too much pornography on the internet...

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« Reply #36 on: 28/03/2009 02:42:44 »
Who needs the internet? I do have a life and female friends.
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« Reply #37 on: 28/03/2009 02:44:46 »
ME!

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« Reply #39 on: 28/03/2009 03:06:55 »
For reasons I won't bother going in to, I kept the name.

Perhaps he has large incisors and a strap on flappy tail?

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« Reply #40 on: 28/03/2009 03:08:58 »
welll.....  I do have a lot of stuff I got from a certain news group on CDs.
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« Reply #41 on: 28/03/2009 03:43:40 »
I love the internet!

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« Reply #42 on: 28/03/2009 09:07:20 »
welll.....  I do have a lot of stuff I got from a certain news group on CDs.

T-girl News?
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« Reply #43 on: 28/03/2009 12:17:36 »
welll.....  I do have a lot of stuff I got from a certain news group on CDs.

T-girl News?

<<<<<<giggling like mad!!!

Is there something I don't know about Jimbob??

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« Reply #44 on: 28/03/2009 12:38:25 »
welll.....  I do have a lot of stuff I got from a certain news group on CDs.

T-girl News?

<<<<<<giggling like mad!!!

Is there something I don't know about Jimbob??

Plenty. Do you know he once <whisper whisper whisper>
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« Reply #45 on: 28/03/2009 12:43:35 »
welll.....  I do have a lot of stuff I got from a certain news group on CDs.

T-girl News?

<<<<<<giggling like mad!!!

Is there something I don't know about Jimbob??

Plenty. Do you know he once <whisper whisper whisper>

He once got lartngitus?? Now that is gossip!! :oD

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« Reply #46 on: 28/03/2009 12:48:10 »
welll.....  I do have a lot of stuff I got from a certain news group on CDs.

T-girl News?

<<<<<<giggling like mad!!!

Is there something I don't know about Jimbob??

Plenty. Do you know he once <whisper whisper whisper>

He once got lartngitus?? Now that is gossip!! :oD

Oh Lordy!

I have to FOG this:

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lartngitus

What the fek is 1 of those?  [???]
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« Reply #47 on: 28/03/2009 12:55:43 »
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What the fek is 1 of those?

LOL!! Thats a disease where the "T" and the " Y" switch places on the keyboard!

Look my typing/spelling is pants.. I am not in denial!!!  [:P]

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« Reply #48 on: 28/03/2009 16:29:32 »
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What the fek is 1 of those?
I am not in denial!!!  [:P]

No, you're in East Sussex.
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« Reply #49 on: 28/03/2009 16:49:19 »
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No, you're in East Sussex.

All I can say to that is  [:P]