Who is in the contest for the next "Naked Scientist Nutter" award?

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Yes you can! - Scottish apples are the worst.

They have burs.
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A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]
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Yes you can! - Scottish apples are the worst.

They have burs.

Would that be Robert Burs the famous Scottish poet?
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Yes you can! - Scottish apples are the worst.

They have burs.

Would that be Robert Burs the famous Scottish poet?

No it is the sauce(ed) populace.


(apple sauce - get it?)
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A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]


The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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Next "Naked Science Nutter"?
That reminds me, it's spring now, isn't it?
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A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]




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Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.

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Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.

Come the revolution, you'll be up against the wall!
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A hatter is a person who makes hats DERRRR!

In the 19th century mercury was used a lot in millinery. It was thought (and was quite possibly true) that inhaling the mercury vapours made the milliners mad.

Yes, mercury was used to treat BEAVER FUR! Tell the FULL story, Dr. B. (FOG!)

Has anyone got a pair of 2nd-hand testicles Jim can have? He's going to be losing his pretty darned soon  [:(!]






You dish it out but can't take the heat, eh?
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Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.

Come the revolution, you'll be up against the wall!

But if I haden't been hooked on the meds I am taking in the -80s I wouldn't be walking.

But then I wouldn't be over-medicated, either.
 
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Next "Naked Science Nutter"?
That reminds me, it's spring now, isn't it?

Have you been smoking the "oregano" again?
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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They used to be quite smallish but now they're quite biggish.  Oh yes, and they induce a lisp in anyone who talks about them.  Pothibly not one of their betht thelling poinths.
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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Well, not me. I'm completely normal. Although possibly slightly (or very) evil, if you believe NSM, due to my involvement with not just one, but several evil pharmaceutical corporations.



Come the revolution, you'll be up against the wall!

Thanks for the support! You'll be the one pulling the trigger then?

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Trigger? What trigger? It'll be squashy tomatoes from 20 paces.
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Trigger? What trigger? It'll be squashy tomatoes from 20 paces.

Whimped out, didn't ya?
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Next "Naked Science Nutter"?
That reminds me, it's spring now, isn't it?

Have you been smoking the "oregano" again?

I prefer smoked duck breasts or trout.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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"Do you like duckling?"

"I don't know. I've never duckled"
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Trigger? What trigger? It'll be squashy tomatoes from 20 paces.

Whimped out, didn't ya?

Yup. You want to get on the wrong side of the fishy woman?
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Thanks for the support! You'll be the one pulling the trigger then?

That may not have been the tpe of "up against the wall" he meant...  [:P] [;D]

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Thanks for the support! You'll be the one pulling the trigger then?

That may not have been the tpe of "up against the wall" he meant...  [:P] [;D]

How very dare you cast aspersions! Or any other type of flowering shrub!
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How very dare you cast aspersions! Or any other type of flowering shrub!

Well, I'm still not convinced of the animal name explanation on the other thread..... [;D]

Aspersions are my favorite flower!  [:P]

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How very dare you cast aspersions! Or any other type of flowering shrub!

Well, I'm still not convinced of the animal name explanation on the other thread..... [;D]

Tuff TT  [:P]
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Tuff TT  tongue

Is that a medical condition? Caused by abnormal collagen fibres in the breasts??  [:D]

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Tuff TT  tongue

Is that a medical condition? Caused by abnormal collagen fibres in the breasts??  [:D]

No, as you full well know.
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Now, stop being abstruse or I shall have to attack you
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Now, stop being abstruse or I shall have to attack you

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I can still see you
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I can still see you

<<<wonders if she should have worn the PJs without the fluffy sheep on it. One does like to give the impression of being sophisticated....  [:o]

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You just can't let him get away with his really imbecilic threats.

I'm coming in for the kill of this old dinosaur --





I protect sheep.
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You just can't let him get away with his really imbecilic threats.

I'm coming in for the kill of this old dinosaur --







I protect sheep.

You know this really isn't fair... I don't have any of the good smilies!!!
How do you get them up there???

Oh, and thankyou :o) Neil would be impressed.

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You can see the site when you quote.

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You can see the site when you quote.

Just spotted it after I had clicked post!! TY, I will have a look. Although I should really go to bed...

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It is Friday Night. Why go to bed?

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It is Friday Night. Why go to bed?

Cos its Sat morning here? lol  I'm wide awake though, or should that be narrow asleep??





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Friday night and no place to go!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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Yep, and a Dom in the house - HELP!!!!!!!
« Last Edit: 28/03/2009 02:46:31 by JimBob »
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A dom in the hose?

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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You have a water leak Jim?

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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You have a water leak Jim?

What does my incontinence have to do with anything???
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UMMMM I did not know you were speaking of your incontinence Jim!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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Oh .. You edited your post.. now whats a DOM?

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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DOM=Document Object Module. Everyone knows that!

http://www.w3.org/DOM/
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You just can't let him get away with his really imbecilic threats.

I'm coming in for the kill of this old dinosaur --





I protect sheep.

I see the Texarse Painsore Massacre man is getting ideas above his station again
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Oh .. You edited your post.. now whats a DOM?

Dominatrix, silly

Have you been living in the woods????
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DOM=Document Object Module. Everyone knows that!

http://www.w3.org/DOM/

GEEK !!!!
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You just can't let him get away with his really imbecilic threats.

I'm coming in for the kill of this old dinosaur --





I protect sheep.

I see the Texarse Painsore Massacre man is getting ideas above his station again

Massacre? We ain't got no stinkin' massacre, hombre!
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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What? We don't?

But I was all ready!

« Last Edit: 28/03/2009 03:09:05 by Chemistry4me »

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You been eating possum again?
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