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« Reply #51 on: 08/04/2009 13:06:04 »
Aye?



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Im still laughing at that... [;)] Innocent C4M is learning new things everyday from us crude lot..

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« Reply #52 on: 08/04/2009 13:08:32 »
Haha! The forum blocked you from writing *****! Nice pic. Btw - how do you stop the fishy smell?

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« Reply #53 on: 08/04/2009 13:38:39 »
Here's a wonderful pair of beef curtains:

*NEW* BROWN SUEDE/LEATHER Lined Curtains 52" x 90"
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #54 on: 08/04/2009 13:49:21 »
Haha! The forum blocked you from writing *****! Nice pic. Btw - how do you stop the fishy smell?

Plenty of worming tablets!!

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« Reply #55 on: 08/04/2009 13:54:59 »
Here is a nice nipple



HD WASHING MACHINE NIPPLE


<<<<< wonders how many puerile people managed to get onto this forum...  [:)]

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« Reply #56 on: 08/04/2009 13:56:14 »
Here's a wonderful pair of beef curtains:

*NEW* BROWN SUEDE/LEATHER Lined Curtains 52" x 90"

Mate - I actually snorted out load there.

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« Reply #57 on: 08/04/2009 17:37:54 »

<<<<< wonders how many puerile people managed to get onto this forum...  [:)]

I really don't know what you are suggesting.
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« Reply #58 on: 08/04/2009 18:18:53 »
All of us, it seems.
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« Reply #59 on: 08/04/2009 21:08:22 »
Here's a nice pic of boobies...
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« Reply #60 on: 08/04/2009 22:11:13 »
Yes, the Blue-footed booby - Sula nebouxii related to our Gannet. [:0]

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« Reply #61 on: 09/04/2009 06:33:40 »

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« Reply #62 on: 09/04/2009 09:39:48 »
Unfortunately, I could not find a suitable picture of a cameltoe, so I pinched this from Eth...


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« Reply #63 on: 09/04/2009 10:18:17 »
Here are cameltoes just for you Paul





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« Reply #64 on: 09/04/2009 11:39:56 »
And here is some spunk

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« Reply #65 on: 09/04/2009 12:57:28 »
Here's a one eyed python.

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« Reply #66 on: 09/04/2009 13:07:21 »
and here is the last turkey in the shop.

Gobble gobble, anyone?

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« Reply #67 on: 09/04/2009 13:14:56 »
Just a min........ ZZzzzzzip

Ah! Thats it, now I can take a picture of my......

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« Reply #68 on: 09/04/2009 13:40:56 »
And here is my wet hairy beaver..... especially for the Doctor.  [;D]


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« Reply #69 on: 09/04/2009 13:44:16 »
and here is the first fanny ever seen on TV

"I hope your doughnuts all end up like Fanny's"


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« Reply #70 on: 09/04/2009 14:13:31 »
What the heck is the one eyed python?

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« Reply #71 on: 09/04/2009 14:15:18 »
What the heck is the one eyed python?

A one-eyed trouser snake

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« Reply #72 on: 09/04/2009 14:17:48 »
Okay, I think I get the picture. [:D]

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« Reply #73 on: 09/04/2009 14:45:36 »
Thank you Monika.

and here is a picture of someone having just bashed the bishop!

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Lets hope this topic does not get out of hand.

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« Reply #74 on: 09/04/2009 14:48:06 »
The topic is already out of any hands available ever...
Truely a hand job I'd say.
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« Reply #75 on: 09/04/2009 14:50:15 »
I wouldn't mind a second-hand job. [:)]

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« Reply #76 on: 09/04/2009 14:59:09 »
Why do so many threads end up in the gutter?



Need I say?
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« Reply #77 on: 09/04/2009 15:03:02 »
Aye?

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« Reply #78 on: 09/04/2009 15:31:36 »
This is just after I chucked my nuts into the sink



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« Reply #79 on: 09/04/2009 15:32:54 »
Aye?

Does nothing ever happen in NZ? Tank, get it? Sounds a lot like BUM!

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« Reply #80 on: 09/04/2009 15:48:00 »
An elderly gent struggled to the counter of an ice cream parlour and asked for a strawberry sundae.
"Crushed nuts?" enquired the young serving girl.
"No" said the elderly gent "rheumatism".
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« Reply #81 on: 09/04/2009 16:41:11 »
Aye?

Does nothing ever happen in NZ? Tank, get it? Sounds a lot like BUM!

This thread is successfully corrupting innocent guys from NZ... *snkr*
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« Reply #82 on: 09/04/2009 19:40:12 »
Perhaps this topic is the place for this...

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 09.04.2009

Had a good shudder yet today? Here's your chance with the news that teenage starlet Miley Cyrus had admitted that despite being sixteen and in a relationship with a model, she occasionally creeps into her parents bed in the middle of the night. Some people have commented that Billy Ray Cyrus' relationship with his daughter is already a little creepy, what with escorting her to photoshoots and generally having a big hand in her career. Well, this news really isn't going to help.

 

Miley was talking to a reporter from Glamour magazine and continued talking even though her interviewer was shuddering too hard to write down a single word.

 

"At times I feel I'm very mature for my age, but other times I feel very immature. I still like to sleep with my parents sometimes."

 

Oops! There's the shudder again. You'd imagine that Miley would be surrounded by aides who would immediately stop the interview, then stop her pocket money for a month, but no, she was allowed to continue,

 

"I'll go into their bedroom and snuggle with my mom, because I've been working all day and haven't seen her. I'm not around other people my age that much, so I don't know how 16-year-olds are supposed to act! I just do what feels right."

 

So that's what feels right? Miley really needs to do more mixing with her peers. Still, it's a relief that it's only her mom she cuddles with at night, though it begs the question - if Billy Ray isn't with his wife in bed then where's Pop?

 

Answers to the usual address. Any that say 'He's in Miley's bed, that's why she got out' will be immediately disqualified.

http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1620973,00.html

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« Reply #83 on: 09/04/2009 21:27:47 »
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"I'll go into their bedroom and snuggle with my mom, because I've been working all day and haven't seen her. I'm not around other people my age that much, so I don't know how 16-year-olds are supposed to act! I just do what feels right."

Am I the only one here to not find anything wrong with that?? FFS its her parents!! She is getting in bed with her Mum for a cuddle, when she needs it, there is nothing more natural or normal than cuddling with your child, whether its in a bed,  in the kitchen, a hig good bye or whatever.
My daughter is 14 and very occasionally if she is pretty down or ill she will ask to snuggle in bed with me, its rare, but its lovely when it happens, she maybe growing into a woman but she is still my little girl, and always will be. You don't lose the maternal feeling no matter how old your children are.

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« Reply #84 on: 09/04/2009 22:48:06 »
Nope you're not the only one!
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« Reply #85 on: 11/04/2009 04:49:03 »
Aye?

Does nothing ever happen in NZ? Tank, get it? Sounds a lot like BUM!
What the f***? [:D]

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« Reply #86 on: 11/04/2009 22:34:46 »
Blimey, I leave you all alone for 5 mins and the whole forum goes down the pan!!

In keeping with the rest of this thread, here's a shag:


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« Reply #87 on: 12/04/2009 18:48:07 »
This is a huge peace of tail
 
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« Reply #88 on: 12/04/2009 19:35:21 »
This is a huge peace of tail
 


I don't get it. Is it a play on the word 'peace', or 'tail'? Is it American, or am I just plane stupid? (pun intended, before you FOG me!)

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« Reply #89 on: 12/04/2009 20:01:39 »
I don't get several of the references, such as "nuts in the sink"

For educational purposes ONLY, check the link http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tail

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« Reply #90 on: 12/04/2009 23:14:17 »
My 12 year old son likes to come in bed with me. He likes to pretend he is my Teddy bear. I can't imagine my 14 year old son doing the same but he still likes a hug when his friends aren't about.

Isn't the big tail something to do with a ladies behind and spilling your nuts in the sink, well what a waste. I do hate waste! Brazil nuts are my favorite, not as husky!
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« Reply #91 on: 13/04/2009 00:29:18 »
Aha, so I was right to be confused, you meant 'piece' not peace.  [;)]

And I think the crucial part of that phrase was 'chucked my nuts'

How much further can we go before we're all banned?  [:0]

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« Reply #93 on: 13/04/2009 07:12:17 »
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"I'll go into their bedroom and snuggle with my mom, because I've been working all day and haven't seen her. I'm not around other people my age that much, so I don't know how 16-year-olds are supposed to act! I just do what feels right."

Am I the only one here to not find anything wrong with that?? FFS its her parents!! She is getting in bed with her Mum for a cuddle, when she needs it, there is nothing more natural or normal than cuddling with your child, whether its in a bed,  in the kitchen, a hig good bye or whatever.
My daughter is 14 and very occasionally if she is pretty down or ill she will ask to snuggle in bed with me, its rare, but its lovely when it happens, she maybe growing into a woman but she is still my little girl, and always will be. You don't lose the maternal feeling no matter how old your children are.

there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.. I Have climbed up on my daughters bed and snuggled down with her at 27 years old and watched a movie and just talked... same with my son Nate....He will always be my little boy....snuggly and sweet.... he will come climb on my bed hang out and talk for awhile keeping me company...Perfectly normal and its wrong to think that if a child and parent share thag closeness that there are "other things happening too"... thats just a really crudy thing to think...

Your children are your children most of us are normal loving parents and it will never be anything but perfectly natural.. for us to snuggle our children no matter how old they are!!!

Have any of you read "I love you forever"  My I love that book! A children's book...  "That little old lady picked up that great big boy and rocked him back and forth back and forth back and forth as she sang.."I love you forever..I'll like you for always as long as I'm living my baby you'll be"

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #94 on: 14/04/2009 09:55:27 »
Personally, I would agree with you Karen. I find nothing wrong with slipping into bed with the 21 year old daughter.

She does..... but then, she's not my daughter.
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« Reply #95 on: 15/04/2009 08:17:41 »
Naughty boy.