I'll have two of those

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Offline Make it Lady

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I'll have two of those
« on: 13/04/2009 23:15:33 »
I just watched the new episode of Doctor Who. One of David Ts last as the Doctor. I really liked the red bus in the orange sand. I also liked the fly monsters and the jokes. Oh yes, the girlie was quite nice too. Silly Doc not taking her with him. Anyway, the Doctor has two hearts and that got me thinking "What would I like two of?" You may even want another pair of something like hands for example.

I'd like two mouths so that I can tell the children to go aways as I am on the phone whilst still conversing to the person on the phone. What about you lot?
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« Reply #1 on: 14/04/2009 02:11:32 »
I can just imagine your two mouths swearing and cursing at each other.
'Hey, you get ova 'ere'
'Na, why don't you get over 'ere?'
'I can't'
'%@$!&%^$'
"What was that @^%#@?'
« Last Edit: 14/04/2009 02:13:17 by Chemistry4me »

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« Reply #2 on: 14/04/2009 03:52:19 »
lol...i want two bodies.... one slightly soft but not too skinny and one...taller and about the same thickness tat I can pick and choose accordine to my emotional standing at the time...

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« Reply #3 on: 14/04/2009 09:30:14 »
I'd like to have two.................. Oh no, on second thoughts, I'm not even using the one I've got!!!
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« Reply #4 on: 14/04/2009 09:31:54 »
BRAIN, I meant; you filthy minded bunch of *^%$"*(&'s
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« Reply #5 on: 14/04/2009 19:53:47 »
Can I have a spare liver for Friday nights/ Saturday mornings please?
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« Reply #6 on: 14/04/2009 20:57:25 »
I'd like to have two.................. Oh no, on second thoughts, I'm not even using the one I've got!!!

Well my good man... bring that able bodty over here and I will help you put it to good use!!! Lol...

My bushes need trimming and my garden needs weeding and seeding..... are yopu any good in a garden? Do you enjoy gadening?  I do!

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