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Offline JimBob

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« on: 21/04/2009 06:09:39 »
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April, 21, 2009 - Footrot Flats (Auckland,) New Zealand

The Dog, AKA C4M, has been at the fermented cattle fodder again. Today, he attacked Pew as he rode on the rump of one of Cooch's Clydesdales as Cooch was plowing. He tried to jump on the lead one's back end. The dog had to be taken to Darlene AKA "Cheeky," who stitched him up (she is better with a needle that Wal.) After dog was in a relatively better mood, Cheeky gave him a perm.

Have you ever seen a border collie with a perm? Looks like the aftermath of a C4 explosion !!! -- or C4M hisself.





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Re: The Dog
« Reply #1 on: 21/04/2009 06:11:01 »
You little %#*$!?!
All this time you were setting me up!!

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Re: The Dog
« Reply #2 on: 21/04/2009 16:00:16 »
No, I only wanted one zing! at first, but then you just made it too easy. It just evolved into this.

I am sure I'll get my come-upance soon. I await your attempt.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #3 on: 21/04/2009 16:44:47 »
You little %#*$!?!
All this time you were setting me up!!

But tell us true - are you "the dog" or Prince Charles?
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #4 on: 22/04/2009 23:24:21 »
I've apparently been missing something.
Fledgling science site at http://www.sciencefile.org/SF/content/view/54/98/ needs members and original articles. If you can help, please join.

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« Reply #5 on: 23/04/2009 01:25:10 »
Yes. Now lets MAKE SOME NOISE!

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« Reply #6 on: 23/04/2009 02:56:42 »
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein