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Love it. 
What's so funny about that?
Mary had little lamb,She tied it to a plyon20,00 volts went up its bumAnd turned its wool to nylonMary had a little lambShe thought it rather silly,She threw it up in the air,and caught it by its.....!!     
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deephole."Wow...that looks deep.""Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise."Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocksdown there. Those should make a noise."They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the holeand wait... and wait. Nothing.They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on hisface and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's arailroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in,it's GOTTA make some noise."The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not asound comes from the hole.Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like thewind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the airand into the hole.The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazyand just jumped into this hole!Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep waschained to a railroad tie.
When a tourist coach passed through a small country town in NZ one of the passengers noticed a sheep tied to a lamppost on the corner in the main street. "What's that?" she said."Oh that," said the guide, "that's the Recreation Centre"