How does this H1Z1 strain restart people's hearts!?

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The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.

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How does he manage to come back alive? How can someone become alive after being dead for up to two hours?  [xx(]

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« Reply #1 on: 07/05/2009 10:36:53 »
Stone the crows! So it's the Day of the Zombies now is it?

Just a min, I have a sneaking suspicion...

If you do that, your head will cave in!!!
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #2 on: 07/05/2009 11:00:21 »
Who is that picking his nose?

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« Reply #3 on: 07/05/2009 11:07:23 »
Good grief!!! Don't you Kiwi's get the news!!!

Gordon Brown, Chancellor of the Exchequer as he was then, now our bloody PM!!!

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« Reply #4 on: 07/05/2009 11:09:45 »
Yeah? I didn't recognise him.
I must admit all this zombie business is really confusing. How the heck can you wake up from the dead? [???] Crazy stuff this I tell you.

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« Reply #5 on: 07/05/2009 13:21:23 »
Oh #%^@!!! I can't believe I have been soooooooo stupid! @#$#!@$&*@

Sorry. [:I]

http://www.islandcrisis.net/2009/05/h1z1-zombie-swine-flu-hoax-invade-world/

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« Reply #6 on: 07/05/2009 16:22:18 »
I am Hizi, ancient god of the gullible. I come in peace well, several pieces actually.


I thought the link itself was a dead give away.
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« Reply #7 on: 07/05/2009 22:54:24 »
Brilliant!

Humans 1 - Zombies 1

Who'd win on penalties?

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« Reply #8 on: 08/05/2009 00:53:40 »
I thought the link itself was a dead give away.
Yeah, I should have realised.  [:(!] [V] [:(!]

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« Reply #9 on: 08/05/2009 17:50:34 »
Brilliant!

Humans 1 - Zombies 1

Who'd win on penalties?
Must be my age, but thought they were a pop group from the 60's
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« Reply #10 on: 08/05/2009 18:46:02 »
Oh yes Mr Fletcher, you are showing your age!
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« Reply #11 on: 09/05/2009 00:21:50 »
Ah, that makes me feel young again, because I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about!  [;D]

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« Reply #12 on: 09/05/2009 01:53:40 »
Well neither did I (so I looked it up) but that could just be because they're English.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombies

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« Reply #13 on: 09/05/2009 10:35:21 »
I don't know what's going to happen, if it starts spreading....

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« Reply #14 on: 09/05/2009 11:09:27 »
Wouldn't it be great if this did actually happen? [:)]

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« Reply #15 on: 09/05/2009 11:21:49 »
Why?

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« Reply #16 on: 09/05/2009 11:30:12 »
Just think about this for a moment, a person is dead for up to two hours and then is revived! Why wouldn't you want this to happen?

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« Reply #17 on: 09/05/2009 19:00:21 »
Just think about this for a moment, a person is dead for up to two hours and then is revived! Why wouldn't you want this to happen?
Ever watched a zombie movei?
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« Reply #18 on: 17/05/2009 21:12:28 »
Well neither did I (so I looked it up) but that could just be because they're English.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombies

Well, I'm English too, but havn't heard of them. Unless I know a song or two, but not the band who did them? Always possible.

Well looked up though - interesting thats who revved the motorbike in 'leader of the pack'!

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« Reply #19 on: 17/05/2009 21:13:34 »
Just think about this for a moment, a person is dead for up to two hours and then is revived! Why wouldn't you want this to happen?

Um, I think their choice of sustenance is human flesh. That's good enough reason for me!