Person Using Chi Energy !! it's Impossible ?!?!

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« Reply #100 on: 13/08/2009 08:21:29 »
I'd like you all to put your hands together for that one
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« Reply #101 on: 13/08/2009 08:26:54 »
Hands?? [???]
Are we still on horses here?

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« Reply #102 on: 13/08/2009 09:08:39 »
EH!!!

How are horses measured?
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« Reply #103 on: 13/08/2009 10:03:40 »
Errmm...with a ruler??

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« Reply #105 on: 14/08/2009 08:18:16 »
So how do you measure a Giraffe?

With a ladder!
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« Reply #106 on: 14/08/2009 09:00:32 »
I see that we've made a step up from horses

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« Reply #107 on: 14/08/2009 13:31:25 »
I see that we've made a step up from horses

You mean a stirrup.
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« Reply #108 on: 14/08/2009 13:36:43 »
You misspelled syrup Don  [;)]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't

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« Reply #109 on: 14/08/2009 13:52:51 »
I don't wear one.
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« Reply #110 on: 21/08/2009 05:30:56 »
This is a good op-perch-tuna-ty to change tack.

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« Reply #111 on: 21/08/2009 07:28:45 »
Do I smell something fishy going on here? On a scale of 1 - 10 I'd say...... 11
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« Reply #112 on: 22/08/2009 04:11:36 »
I know, ain't I just brill-iant?

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« Reply #113 on: 23/08/2009 09:45:38 »
woo woo who is fooling who here.
World of Dogs

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« Reply #114 on: 24/08/2009 07:20:23 »
Have you got that 6 (six quid - sick squid) you owe me? I'm a loan shark.
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« Reply #115 on: 24/08/2009 07:39:27 »
This isn't the plaice to do it.
I hope you're not steaming, that would be a reel shame.

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« Reply #116 on: 28/08/2009 17:56:52 »

Can I dive back in? Or would that seem too fishy?

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« Reply #117 on: 29/08/2009 00:26:55 »
I'm sure we'll have a whale of a time, as long as you aren't too battered and bruised after your dive.

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« Reply #118 on: 29/08/2009 09:33:49 »

You mean buttered and brushed? You're right, they do taste batter that way!

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« Reply #119 on: 30/08/2009 00:03:14 »
Hmm, let me just mullet over with a nice cup of coffee....


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« Reply #120 on: 30/08/2009 06:38:11 »

How did you know I quit coffee a week ago? You're just trying to make me envish*.



*don't look it up, I cheated. Brain's not working!Or caffeine-deprived........

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« Reply #121 on: 30/08/2009 07:25:10 »
It's because I'm reely clever

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« Reply #122 on: 30/08/2009 23:08:45 »

Are you sure it's not Clever Fish Syndrome?

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« Reply #123 on: 31/08/2009 03:49:55 »
No, I can't tuna guitar even if my life depended on it, I like to stick with bass.

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« Reply #124 on: 31/08/2009 04:57:21 »
That's no excuse! I can't tuna piana but that doesn't stop me from bangin' out a tuna two!

                                                              
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« Reply #125 on: 08/09/2009 03:57:59 »

And now I'm singing "O-sole-O-Mio"...

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« Reply #126 on: 09/09/2009 03:46:04 »

Perhaps a switch to "O-foal-O-Mio"...?

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« Reply #127 on: 09/09/2009 08:20:34 »
Why? Are you getting a little hoarse?
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« Reply #128 on: 10/09/2009 07:39:00 »

A little hoarse? Yes, it started like that, but now it's just galloped away at an incredibly rapid rate. I just cant understand it!


                      
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« Reply #129 on: 10/09/2009 08:54:29 »
Well, off you trot now, I don't want to be saddled with your problems.
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« Reply #130 on: 10/09/2009 18:01:12 »
Excuse me but where is a mod? This forum should be locked by now, the main topic is no longer being discussed and people cant agree with one another.  [?] In my opinion chi could be very much a part of science as of religion so based on the fact that there is proof of energy beleived to be chi then that would make it technically a theory, when someone has a scientific theory it is not bantered such as a religion. When you really think about it, all a religion is, is a theory about the world itself, which would mean though you may not want to agree religion IS a form of science.

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« Reply #131 on: 10/09/2009 21:46:29 »

Excuse me but where is some credible research (the "proof" you claim to have below) that demonstrates the existence of chi? Please cite or link.

...the fact that there is proof of energy beleived [sic] to be chi...

I posted the same question on another thread, and as of yet, received not one reply.
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« Reply #132 on: 10/09/2009 22:02:08 »

Hi, Don! Whinny you know I got up this morning and my hoarseness was much improved! It's great when the body is working right and is bucking off hostile invaders. [:)]

                   

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« Reply #133 on: 11/09/2009 08:52:57 »
Glad to hear that! Good health, that's the mane thing.
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« Reply #134 on: 11/09/2009 16:58:17 »

In honor of your Tortoise First Forum, shell we proceed on a different track?

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« Reply #135 on: 11/09/2009 17:59:59 »
Yes OK, scute along now, your grub is ready. But remember to test you diner before eating it.
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« Reply #136 on: 12/09/2009 06:34:22 »

My local diner was built to scale, but, for a simple oversight, they had to do the floors all over again! - putting down endless rep-tiles. But hopefully they can write off the expense when they submit their form taxon to the Government Revenue Service, who can sometimes be cold-blooded about it!
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« Reply #137 on: 12/09/2009 11:34:08 »
I hope the flooring contractors were able to carry pace in their efforts and lay a good plaster on before they got under way.

Watch those tax people, they'll have you up before the beak in court, just as they tried with Shilpa, the Indian Star.
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« Reply #138 on: 12/09/2009 23:55:46 »

For those brave souls who like raw beef, the diner makes great carrypacecio, but some people get plastered on Indian Bournvita 5 Star Magic instead!

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« Reply #139 on: 13/09/2009 12:29:45 »
I am quite partial to pancakes myself. There is a shop just along the road, I'll gopher the necessary ingredients. I'll just hinge back the door, and off I go.

On the point of magic, that special word used by magicians 'Abra-aldabra' has a nice ring to it.
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« Reply #140 on: 13/09/2009 21:01:26 »

I'm basking in the glorious accomplishment of a great new look for the diner!


       


And the new chef introduced yummy soft shell crabs to the menu. The superb sliders remind me of my youth in NYC where you could get 3 hamburgers for a Quarter (0.149901 GBP)!

Life is good!

                   
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« Reply #141 on: 14/09/2009 09:14:10 »
Sulcata a piece of the marginated of the pizza for you to nibble at while you walk around the horsefield contemplating your next post.

BTW I am impressed with your chelonian knowledge. You have passed the testudine.

Quite frankly, I am running out of ideas, I need something to spur me on
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« Reply #142 on: 14/09/2009 15:17:00 »
Many thanks for the compliment! It's not easy keeping up with the founder of TFF! Quite intimidating actually. So I've been doing some crash reading [:)]

As to new ideas, I think you did it right - above - by combining equestrian, testudinic [sp?], doggified, snakelike, whatever!

The mane thing - to use your great expression - is to have fun. And to be somewhat educational. So if no ideas are forthcoming, just hold off until the brainstorm hits. And if it's a long time, I'll just go back to O-sole-O-mio like I did before [;D]

I've enjoyed re-reading the posts. And it's been an amazing educational experience for me. If the humor weren't there, I doubt I would have been motivated to learn more about turtles, for example! And hopefully there's a mini-education here for others who are brave enough to saunter by!

Fangs again!

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« Reply #143 on: 14/09/2009 15:48:52 »
Any woman would be proud to say her mann took up the challenge and instead of russian about like a boxed in headless chicken, stood his ground.

You may retire undefeated, but please, don't celebrate with turtle soup!!!
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« Reply #144 on: 15/09/2009 06:46:10 »
You boys are really having fun without me. There's got to be some udder good puns

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« Reply #145 on: 15/09/2009 08:35:53 »
Ah! So there you are C4M, you've come in right at the end, not very punctual eh! Besides, I think we've just about milked this subject. Or at least we are teetering on the edge. We certainly seem to have picked the cream of the crop. I think we've urned our just rewards. So no need to churn it up again.

You can't butter us up with that cheesey grin. When it comes to puns, we're not cowards, we've just been put out to graze for while. To chew the cud so to speak. We both deserve a pat on the back for our fine efforts.


Pun count - 12
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« Reply #146 on: 15/09/2009 18:12:27 »

Wow, Don, this is the breast I've seen yet. And C4M is in rare form, too, I see. It seems like dairy, correction, I mean daily, that there's a superb response to this punishingly difficult cattle call!

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« Reply #147 on: 15/09/2009 22:38:15 »

Pun count - 12


Don't be offended, Don, but extraordinary claims (Pun count - 12) require extraordinary evidence, so my trusted assistant below just subjected your claim to my proprietary Pun-O-Meter and it reported..........12!!! It's a one-liner report.



And at this rate, you might qualify for the 2010 Championship Pun Offs!


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« Reply #148 on: 24/09/2009 00:14:14 »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZteEs2Hrek

click on above link ..... and also Chi power is uned to make a person unconscious with out touching ??

How can it be ?
and where can I learn this ?
 
Not impossible - but rather improbable. What is called Chi-Energy seems to be just a ''state of mind''. Certain states of mind can in fact give us adrenaline rushes and various chemical imbalances within the brain. In fact, superhuman strength has been recorded many times in many history books - which actually depended on the state of mind.

The old saying, mind over matter is true, but in what sense is Chi-Energy used? I am not all familiar towards it, but it seems like a case of the state of mind. If it is not, then we are actually invoking some kind of energy within - and as far as i know, scientists are yet to prove such stimulus other than the brain network itself.

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« Reply #149 on: 24/09/2009 00:33:14 »

This "state of mind" discussion reminds me of the superhuman strength a frantic mother can muster to lift a car so that she can free her pinned-down and trapped son.