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« Reply #50 on: 20/07/2009 05:46:39 »

Everyone of them seems to turn into a pun thread somehow!


Was that a pun?

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« Reply #51 on: 20/07/2009 05:53:23 »
No, but if you want to kick us off again, I'll be happy to sink my teeth into it and maybe come back four seconds later.

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« Reply #52 on: 20/07/2009 06:57:11 »

Did you hear about the insomniac who is agnostic and dyslexic? Stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog!

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« Reply #53 on: 20/07/2009 07:01:17 »
Stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog!
Was he ticketed for littering his rubbish?

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« Reply #54 on: 20/07/2009 07:02:48 »
I mean, there must have been poodles all over the road when it started to rain!

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« Reply #55 on: 20/07/2009 20:23:44 »

The answer is there....in my head....but it just dogs me!

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« Reply #56 on: 20/07/2009 20:26:02 »

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« Reply #57 on: 21/07/2009 06:32:43 »
What ever you hear, they are all lice.

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« Reply #58 on: 21/07/2009 09:30:43 »
Are you trying to lead me up the garden path?
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #59 on: 21/07/2009 10:54:23 »

If you go up that path, I hope someone gives you the scoop. A lot has been happening!

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« Reply #60 on: 21/07/2009 11:11:37 »
Anyone who lets their dog do a do do and not clear it up should have their collar felt.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #61 on: 21/07/2009 18:20:04 »

Oh, I dunno, sometimes they make a big to-do about nothing...

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« Reply #62 on: 22/07/2009 04:55:26 »
The dogs should just lap it up.

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« Reply #63 on: 22/07/2009 06:16:15 »

Chem, if we allow that, we must make it perfectly clear to both sides what their respective responsibilities are, as stated on the sign posted below!

And if that works, we can all sing our favorite tune, "Fleas Release Me".






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« Reply #64 on: 22/07/2009 22:54:30 »
Has anyone heard any good tales lately?




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« Reply #65 on: 24/07/2009 05:20:36 »
Yeah, two worms had a race. It was a tie.

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« Reply #66 on: 25/07/2009 22:42:09 »

                     Like this?


                 

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« Reply #67 on: 25/07/2009 22:44:40 »

(Whew. I hope I wormed my way out of actually saying something punny!)

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« Reply #68 on: 26/07/2009 07:57:43 »
Wow, you're as slippery as a snake, fangs for the pun!

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« Reply #69 on: 28/07/2009 01:16:32 »

You're welcome. That reminds me, I have to check my son's *Cobra Plan.



                   


*In the States, COBRA means short term, temporary medical health insurance.



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« Reply #70 on: 28/07/2009 06:25:00 »
You must have hisssterical when you found out you had enough money to buy a Dodge Viper!

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« Reply #71 on: 28/07/2009 18:25:34 »

I detect no venom in your post. My toilet was stuffed this morning, but a plumber came over and snaked it. The plumber had a gruff personality, definitely not a snake charmer. Now the toilet works fine. Well, best that I slither off and get a start on the day!

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« Reply #72 on: 29/07/2009 04:58:24 »
Wow, your puns are off the scales! I don't think I can adder any more, even if I did, I would naturally make an asp of myself.

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« Reply #73 on: 07/08/2009 06:38:33 »

Well, now I have to do my kitchen floor over...it's a rep-tile.

Oh, and this might come in handy some time.......

               
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« Reply #74 on: 07/08/2009 07:29:22 »
Well the hand looks like it's got e-rep-tile dysfunction. Certainly is sharp.

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« Reply #75 on: 08/08/2009 01:01:59 »

Well the hand looks like it's got e-rep-tile dysfunction. Certainly is sharp.


I'm not a physician or vet, but nevertheless I would strongly recommend Reptiagra®, Snakialis® or Lizitra® XL (Extra Length). Side effects do include spitting. Should be taken with 1/2 coconut shell of lake water, one hour before emulating the birds and the bees.

Please be aware that untreated e-rep-tile dysfunction can lead to serious change of libido that causes unfaithful sex syndrome, you know, the sneaking around kind.
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« Reply #76 on: 08/08/2009 02:05:27 »
Does that lead to the birth of a baby boa? Or girl?

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« Reply #77 on: 08/08/2009 05:44:36 »

Well, I think that it's more a matter of boa meets girl.

                 

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« Reply #78 on: 09/08/2009 00:42:07 »
Maybe we need a Pun-it square to see what really happens when boa meets girl [:)]

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« Reply #79 on: 09/08/2009 02:45:26 »

Pun-it squares are better at predicting outcomes when they're both ovoviviparous. We can't just slither around the rules, ya know...
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« Reply #80 on: 09/08/2009 09:00:57 »
We need to stabilise this thread with some horse puns! That's right, you heard it straight from the horses mouth.
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« Reply #81 on: 09/08/2009 09:31:57 »

Gee, you really take command and like to be riding high in the saddle, don't you?
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« Reply #82 on: 09/08/2009 11:11:25 »
Oh neigh, never mate! But if you insist, I won't flog the dead horse anymore.

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« Reply #83 on: 09/08/2009 12:09:31 »
Who is the mane man here?
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #84 on: 09/08/2009 20:03:27 »

Hi, Don! We're just horsing around. But you know what they say, "You can lead a mane man to water...."

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« Reply #85 on: 09/08/2009 20:29:28 »

He was once the mane man over here, but several others rode into prominence since then...

                      

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« Reply #86 on: 10/08/2009 04:25:39 »
Stop foaling around, my voice is starting to get horse.

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« Reply #87 on: 10/08/2009 06:44:48 »

Then just take some Eques-edrin® and quit neighing already.

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« Reply #88 on: 10/08/2009 08:20:29 »

Then just take some Eques-edrin® and quit neighing already.

I don't hoof any of this, and, yes, I hoof no bananas today.

Here's a pictorial pun:


Its a horseshoe bat.
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« Reply #89 on: 11/08/2009 06:16:08 »

Since you hoof no Eques-edrin®, I horseloaded you some. The horseshoe bat is very pretty!

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« Reply #90 on: 11/08/2009 06:22:06 »
If I lived in Canter-bury I might order some, I mean, I don't wanna stirrup no trouble.

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« Reply #91 on: 11/08/2009 11:50:25 »
Is it reining in NZ?

If I lived in Canter-bury I might order some, I mean, I don't wanna stirrup no trouble.

Would that be Canter - bury (wait for it.........) TAILS???
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« Reply #92 on: 11/08/2009 20:16:37 »

What???..................That CANT be true !

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« Reply #93 on: 12/08/2009 05:09:26 »
Is it reining in NZ?

No, but it's a night-mare because it's so colt!

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« Reply #94 on: 12/08/2009 06:31:36 »

Would that be Canter - bury (wait for it.........) TAILS???



Geoffrey Chorser [sp?] would have been pleased with his neightoriety here at our new Equine Thread!

                             
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« Reply #95 on: 12/08/2009 07:48:39 »
Yes, I'm sure he would have been a bit chuffed.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #96 on: 12/08/2009 08:46:13 »
He would have fallen at the first hurdle trying to come up with a pun.

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« Reply #97 on: 12/08/2009 09:16:25 »
I'm sure he would have felt better after a tipple of Red Rum.
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« Reply #98 on: 12/08/2009 09:48:54 »

I bet on Red Rum, who came in 3rd at Santa Anita racetrack. I wanted to make hay while the sun shines.

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« Reply #99 on: 13/08/2009 04:38:54 »

I miss Santa Monica, but I'm glad I moved out of that neighborhood.