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« on: 09/06/2009 20:29:44 »
Greetings Special Chums Of Cosmopolitan International Joy.


I was being a bad boy and hanging around the kitchen tripping up my kids as they walked by and I perchanced to glance at this rather fetching bowl of fruit !

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Oh yeah !!..that's sexy alright !!..oh my gawwdd !!

Part three of the ' show me ' series is thus continued right here with an 'inyourface' attack upon the visuals with this special treat of a fruit bowl brimming with natures best !!...

lets see your fruit bowl...............

Hugs & shmishes



mwah mwah mwah mwah !!




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ps: A prize will be given for those who can tell me the contents of my fruit bowl !!



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« Reply #1 on: 09/06/2009 21:07:55 »
A work of art ...

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« Reply #2 on: 09/06/2009 21:35:25 »
WOOOO !!

I'll take it to Sothebys !!


That's quality art !
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« Reply #3 on: 09/06/2009 21:40:27 »
I'll take it to Sothebys !!

Careful the paint is still wet [:)]

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« Reply #4 on: 10/06/2009 03:48:08 »
If the image below is a guide to the price of fruity photo art, then ask Sothebys for at least £500  [:)]
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"Applies" (sic) by Liz Garnett 
 emulsion lift photograph on watercolour paper
  2003 
 10 by 10cm. (4" x 4") 
 £ 350 ([:0])
http://www.londonart.co.uk/sales/view_art.asp?artistID=327
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« Reply #5 on: 10/06/2009 09:17:24 »
!!!!!!! £350 !!!!!!!!

Core blimey, are they having a larf or wot???
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« Reply #6 on: 10/06/2009 20:50:35 »
I have mould in my fruit bowl and no fruit. The locusts that are my children have been through my kitchen leaving one neglected tanga to moulder in the bottom. Note to self: Must go shopping.
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« Reply #7 on: 11/06/2009 09:24:58 »
Send the kids out scrumping, much cheaper and gives them a bit of exercise running away from irate gardeners.
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« Reply #8 on: 11/06/2009 11:52:26 »
I don't even have a fruit bowl!  [:-'(]

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« Reply #9 on: 11/06/2009 11:55:04 »
£350 is a little dear for that work of art.  It definatly quality work there [:)] but, that is about $870 Australian for me (I'm pretty sure).  Not a piece of art for me I don't think.

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« Reply #10 on: 11/06/2009 22:13:32 »
I have 3 nectarines in a plastic punnet, and I just threw the strawberries away, as there were lots of fruit flies on them. Oh yes, my fruit bowl is empty, but it's orange if you would like to visualise it.

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« Reply #11 on: 11/06/2009 22:21:47 »
!!!!!!! £350 !!!!!!!!

Core blimey, are they having a larf or wot???

Ewe sound like someone who recognises a good deal  [;)]... ewe can have my fruit bowl for £250...I'll even add a raspberry  free of charge !
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« Reply #12 on: 11/06/2009 22:22:41 »
Are you sure your fruit bowl is empty? If it is orange there could be oranges hiding in it.
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« Reply #13 on: 11/06/2009 22:23:26 »
I have mould in my fruit bowl and no fruit. The locusts that are my children have been through my kitchen leaving one neglected tanga to moulder in the bottom. Note to self: Must go shopping.

Perhaps it's time to buy a new bowl....that way ewe can have a Fruit Bowl and a Mould Bowl living in peaceful coexistence...Yes..yes..I am sure they would thrive !
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« Reply #14 on: 11/06/2009 22:23:53 »
Are you sure your fruit bowl is empty? If it is orange there could be oranges hiding in it.
This was supposed to be after DrN
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« Reply #15 on: 11/06/2009 22:26:26 »
I don't even have a fruit bowl!  [:-'(]

Where do ewe keep your fruit ?...

If I had no fruit bowl I would store each piece of fruit in individual receptors like egg cups !...it would mean having many for grapes though !!..hmmmmmm !!
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« Reply #16 on: 11/06/2009 22:30:49 »
I have 3 nectarines in a plastic punnet, and I just threw the strawberries away, as there were lots of fruit flies on them. Oh yes, my fruit bowl is empty, but it's orange if you would like to visualise it.

I'm trying so hard to visualise it !!

Is it like these ?


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I really need to know !!

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« Reply #17 on: 11/06/2009 22:41:34 »
The first one has oranges hiding in it, definitely.
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« Reply #18 on: 11/06/2009 22:59:47 »
Orangier ...

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« Reply #19 on: 11/06/2009 23:02:51 »
I love orange, I've just had an orange splash back put in my kitchen.
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« Reply #20 on: 11/06/2009 23:09:41 »
I've just had an orange splash back ...

Too much Kia-ora ?   [:)]

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« Reply #21 on: 11/06/2009 23:52:30 »
I don't like fruit.
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« Reply #22 on: 12/06/2009 00:48:50 »
Picasso's fruitbowl (circa 1910)  [:)] ...

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« Reply #23 on: 12/06/2009 00:55:36 »
I thought 1910 was his blue period.
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« Reply #24 on: 12/06/2009 01:19:41 »
Around ten past seven Pablo was inventing cubism.

He didn't sell a lot of fruit pictures during the Blue period (1900 - 1904) ...

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You can see why  [xx(]
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« Reply #25 on: 12/06/2009 07:33:37 »
I don't even have a fruit bowl!  [:-'(]

Where do ewe keep your fruit ?...

If I had no fruit bowl I would store each piece of fruit in individual receptors like egg cups !...it would mean having many for grapes though !!..hmmmmmm !!

In the fridge.  Bottom drawer (not draw! [:)]).

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« Reply #26 on: 12/06/2009 07:37:11 »
I love orange, I've just had an orange splash back put in my kitchen.

Do you mean an orange coloured splash back or a splash back made out of oranges? [???]
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« Reply #27 on: 12/06/2009 09:30:01 »
RD are ewe a Medium  ?

Being able to channel these masterpieces is a great gift ! the art world thanks ewe !  [;)]
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« Reply #28 on: 12/06/2009 18:26:35 »
RD are ewe a Medium  ?

I do channelling and telepathy [:)] : here is Damien Hirstís fruit bowl.

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« Reply #29 on: 12/06/2009 19:07:23 »
I enjoy blue periods!
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« Reply #30 on: 13/06/2009 00:13:17 »
Vorticists fruit bowl: everything is banana shaped, except the banana ... 

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« Reply #31 on: 13/06/2009 20:34:03 »
I'm not hungrey anymore!
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« Reply #32 on: 14/06/2009 01:18:39 »
I keep mine in the fridge - it is cooler and they tend to keep better. Blueberries and grapes still fresh after a week. Orange still there after three weeks. I bought too many.
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« Reply #33 on: 14/06/2009 01:22:24 »
RD are ewe a Medium  ?

I do channelling and telepathy [:)] : here is Damien Hirstís fruit bowl.

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[I don't think you'll like what Damien does to sheep ].

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« Reply #34 on: 14/06/2009 01:25:55 »
Only if you're American.

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« Reply #36 on: 14/06/2009 01:41:12 »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channelling

Nice reference:

    * Channelling (physics), the process that constrains the path of a charged particle in a crystalline solid.
    * Channeling (mediumistic), a term used in reference to the claimed process of receiving messages or inspiration from invisible beings or spirits.
    * Channeling (insurance, legal), a term used to indicate a contractual or legal redirection of responsibilities from an organization to another.
    * metabolite or substrate channeling in biochemistry and cell physiology.

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« Reply #37 on: 14/06/2009 03:33:46 »
"The problem is: The two pages this site links to spell it "channelling"... Either all three of them with two l's, or none. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Channeling