who can answer this one?

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Offline omid

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #300 on: 07/07/2009 12:54:35 »
Nope, [:(]
OK one clear hint, you can either have it on your body or your room or the office but you really need it even if you want to eat you normally check it and then go for it.
Now after the hint let me repeat my question,
I've a plate with 12 eggs and 3 spoons on it what is it? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #301 on: 07/07/2009 14:32:31 »
Is it a clock or watch?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #302 on: 07/07/2009 17:31:29 »
It is indeed, Well done! [:)]
See I told you that it is easy
Ok one more
Which latter of the alphabet has got alot of water in it? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #303 on: 07/07/2009 23:08:39 »
'c'
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #304 on: 08/07/2009 13:32:35 »
Yeah you are right
That was quick [:)]
Ok now this is a tricky one
A guy hated when he used to go to weddings and his grandmum used to say that "you are next"
What did the guy do so that his grandmum stopped saying that?
[;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #305 on: 08/07/2009 15:09:16 »
Got Married?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #306 on: 08/07/2009 16:15:24 »
No Karen,
The answer is a bit funny [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #307 on: 08/07/2009 16:57:38 »
Married off his Grandmum or quit going to weddings with her!
« Last Edit: 08/07/2009 16:59:19 by Karen W. »

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #308 on: 08/07/2009 17:01:23 »
Soryy but wrong again
Think a bit humor way its quite funny for me and I am sure you'd find it funny as well when you'll come to know the answer. [:D]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #309 on: 08/07/2009 17:02:30 »
Did he tape up his grandmothers mouth ?


yes...yes..I am sure this is the right answer !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #310 on: 08/07/2009 17:05:07 »
No Neil, that's not funny but rude.
And I am sorry but your answer is wrong [:(]
THINK FUNNY WAY [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #311 on: 08/07/2009 17:06:31 »
Maybe he stopped attending his Grandmums weddings!

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #312 on: 08/07/2009 17:09:07 »
Sorry but wrong again!

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #313 on: 08/07/2009 17:11:20 »
Are ewe sure about the not taping up his grandmothers mouth ?...I think I'm right  [;D]

Was it superglue then ? [;)]

Did he treat her to a bungee jump and her teeth fell out !! ??
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #314 on: 08/07/2009 17:13:39 »
Come on Neil, you making me laugh now [:D]
It is not voilently funny but very lightly funny.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #315 on: 08/07/2009 17:17:56 »
Did he invent a ' grandmother tickling machine' which he attached to her before she could say anything ?..It happens y'know !

Actually, I'm just stumped !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #316 on: 08/07/2009 17:22:09 »
This was extremely funny
And i must say that you really tickled me by posting this [:D]
But I must tell you that have another go for it.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #317 on: 08/07/2009 17:27:11 »
Boy !!..i was sure that all my guesses were right.

Did he dress up as a horse so that she would not recognise him ?

Now this MUST be the right answer !...I'm convinced !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #318 on: 08/07/2009 17:31:55 »
I suspect Neil has known the correct answer all along...

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #319 on: 08/07/2009 17:32:57 »
Boy !!..i was sure that all my guesses were right.

Did he dress up as a horse so that she would not recognise him ?

Now this MUST be the right answer !...I'm convinced !!

It's either that (most definitively that) or he took her to a funeral and told her "you're next" and killed her while dressed as a horse and trotted to the sunset

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #320 on: 08/07/2009 17:41:14 »
he killed her anyway...
« Last Edit: 08/07/2009 18:17:22 by Emilio Romero »

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #321 on: 08/07/2009 17:55:15 »

???? Is that one funny???

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #322 on: 08/07/2009 17:57:15 »
eeeeeh, killing grandma not funny  [:I]
sorry  [:-'(]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #323 on: 08/07/2009 18:07:20 »
Nope.. but maybe its just me...?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #324 on: 09/07/2009 00:28:38 »
Err... he said "no, you're next"?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #325 on: 09/07/2009 15:53:38 »
Hey guys thanks for trying [:)]
By the way Emilio Romero had almost guessed it so let me clear it
The answer is that he use to say the same (you're next) to his grandmum when they used to go to funerals. thats why his grandmum stopped saying this.
Funny right? [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #326 on: 09/07/2009 17:05:48 »
Hey guys thanks for trying [:)]
By the way Emilio Romero had almost guessed it so let me clear it
The answer is that he use to say the same (you're next) to his grandmum when they used to go to funerals. thats why his grandmum stopped saying this.
Funny right? [:)]


 [:D] [:D]Very Good Omid !!

I never would have gotten it !
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #327 on: 09/07/2009 17:26:43 »
With Omid's permission.... (if I may) [:I]
What happens twice every moment, once every minute and never in eternity?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #328 on: 09/07/2009 17:47:54 »
Of course Emilio Romero! you can post your question, I don't think you need my permission for that [:)]
Well ummmmm I think your answer is "latter M" if I am not wrong? [:-\]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #329 on: 09/07/2009 18:12:46 »
OK guys now let me post something a bit harder [::)]
I've two questions for you all any body answer them will get a prize [:)]
1) One simple short sentence which has got all the 26 alphabets in it?
2) Once there was poor blind old man, God asked him to make one wish and I'll fulfill it for you. the man had three sons, one suggested that he should ask God for his eyes so that he could see the world, the 2nd one suggested that we are poor so he should ask God for wealth, the 3rd one suggested that you don't have any grandchild so he should ask for a grandchild to God.
Now the question is that how can he ask for all the 3 wishes in one sentence (without a punctuation and conjunction in it) so that God'll fulfill it for him?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #330 on: 09/07/2009 18:23:40 »
Of course Emilio Romero! you can post your question, I don't think you need my permission for that [:)]
Well ummmmm I think your answer is "latter M" if I am not wrong? [:-\]

the letter m it is... [;D] Bravo

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #331 on: 10/07/2009 00:53:19 »
1) The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
2)"I want 3 wishes"?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #332 on: 10/07/2009 17:09:25 »
Jackdaws love my big sphynx of quartz.
Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz
There are lots of them in a variety of languages here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pangrams

OK, that's your first wish- what are you doing with the next two?
You might have asked for 3 more wishes or for 4 in total.
Of course you might say "I want to see my grandson grow up rich"
Please disregard all previous signatures.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #333 on: 11/07/2009 00:46:07 »
Or you could ask for an infinite amount of wishes!

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #334 on: 11/07/2009 17:53:44 »
1) The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
2)"I want 3 wishes"?
The first one is right but unfortunately the 2nd answer is wrong. he is supose to ask for three things in one sentence so think again......

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #335 on: 14/07/2009 01:27:07 »
Here's one I saw on Die Hard 3, how do you get exactly 4 gallons of water with a 3 gallon and a 5 gallon bottle?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #336 on: 14/07/2009 13:34:47 »
you put 10 gallons of water into a container by filling the 5 gallon containers twice..then you use your 3 gallon container to remove 6 gallons ie (two three gallon removals) thus leaving you with exactly 4 gallons of water.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #337 on: 14/07/2009 13:40:11 »
thing is kareny mam...I think you can ONLY use the 3 & 5 gallon bottles and that's all !...I think !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #338 on: 14/07/2009 14:14:17 »
Oh... thats a trick question then! LOL>>>> must ponder that  some more!

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #339 on: 14/07/2009 14:17:21 »
Oh... thats a trick question then! LOL>>>> must ponder that  some more!

hang on !..there must be the use of a third container though methinks !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #340 on: 14/07/2009 14:25:13 »
well if not I am stumped else how would they measure the four gallons..?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #341 on: 14/07/2009 15:12:37 »
Okay - I've done this one before - give me a minute...

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« Reply #342 on: 14/07/2009 15:15:40 »
Fill the 5 gallon one - pour it into the 3 gallon one - this gives you 2 gallons in the 5 gallon tub.

Pour away the 3 gallons

Pour the 2 gallons into the 3 gallon pot

Fill the 5 gallon one

now top up the 3 gallon one from the 5 gallon one - this will only take one gallon leaving you with 4 left in the 5 gallon pot.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #343 on: 14/07/2009 15:16:28 »
That's hard to follow in text alone... is everyone with me?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #344 on: 14/07/2009 15:23:52 »
Smarty Pants.. Yes with you and that was very good reasoning! LOL..My brain was confused! LOL.. Good job!

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #345 on: 15/07/2009 01:17:46 »
That's hard to follow in text alone... is everyone with me?
Nice work buddy. [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #346 on: 15/07/2009 04:50:48 »
Where is omid?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #347 on: 28/08/2009 10:42:50 »
Hello students, [:)]
Teacher is back!!!
one more question for you guys,
What happens to every one at the same time? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #348 on: 30/08/2009 06:56:30 »
aging

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #349 on: 30/08/2009 09:56:13 »
aging
Well Done!
ok One more
a road is very narrow that only one truck at a time can pass it but at the mean time a taxi driver was also seen on the road. How come on a narrow raod the taxi driver also pass the road? [;)]