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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #450 on: 14/09/2009 10:05:19 »
He picked it back up from the water tap when he turned it off.

He should have used a paper towel to turn it off with!
WELL DONE KAREN!!!!!!!! [:)] [:)] [:)]
This is for you[;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #451 on: 14/09/2009 10:49:36 »
OK guys!
A completely black dog is passing the street of a full black affecting town. There no street lights on in the town. A black car is coming with broken head light but as soon as he reaches the dog the car manages to swerve out of the way in the mean time. How? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #452 on: 14/09/2009 11:27:58 »
It's daytime?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #453 on: 14/09/2009 11:36:30 »
Hey BenV!
can I ask you something? how come you know most of my riddles?
Do you use your brain or you ask some one? [:-X]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #454 on: 14/09/2009 11:43:38 »
I assume it's just the way I think - some of the answers seem quite obvious to me (not to say that they're not good riddles!)

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #455 on: 14/09/2009 12:11:26 »
In a small cabin in the woods, two men lay dead. The cabin itself is not burned, but the forest all around is burned to cinders. How did the men die?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #456 on: 14/09/2009 12:14:49 »
Smoke
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #457 on: 14/09/2009 12:17:39 »
Sorry but no [:-X]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #458 on: 14/09/2009 12:21:26 »
They shot each other rather than face the prospect of burning to death.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #459 on: 14/09/2009 12:23:47 »
Sorry but wrong again cz there was no sign of bullets [::)]

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« Reply #460 on: 14/09/2009 12:32:37 »
The cabin was full of water; they drowned.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #461 on: 14/09/2009 12:34:23 »
In a small cabin in the woods, two men lay dead. The cabin itself is not burned, but the forest all around is burned to cinders. How did the men die?


It's the cabin/cab of a truck or a plane, it crashed and set the forest alight.
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« Reply #462 on: 14/09/2009 13:54:08 »
It was an aeroplane, but the guys were so frightened when the sparrow landed that they pissed themselves, thereby lightening the load putting out the fire.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #463 on: 14/09/2009 20:39:20 »
He picked it back up from the water tap when he turned it off.

He should have used a paper towel to turn it off with!
If that were true the lab would be prosecuted; they should have taps that turn themselves off or are operated by foot pedals or with the elbows.
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« Reply #464 on: 15/09/2009 17:28:40 »
It's the cabin/cab of a truck or a plane, it crashed and set the forest alight.

Well done! you right [:)]
I put my coffee in microwave everyday for 2min but today when I opened the microvawe I closes the door again and sets the microwave for 2 more seconds. What good would 2 more seconds be? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #465 on: 15/09/2009 19:32:21 »
Is this a play on words involving "seconds" as in "comming back for seconds"?
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #466 on: 15/09/2009 22:05:33 »
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If that were true the lab would be prosecuted; they should have taps that turn themselves off or are operated by foot pedals or with the elbows.

If the virus was that deadly it would be a level 4 lab anyway.
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« Reply #467 on: 16/09/2009 00:58:08 »

I put my coffee in microwave everyday for 2 min


What about my tea, then?
 

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« Reply #468 on: 16/09/2009 09:29:31 »
What about my tea, then?

OK! one simple question.
Why do you want tea made by me only, I guess people here are very experienced tea makers why not them?
WHY ONLY ME????????????????? [???]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #469 on: 18/09/2009 10:59:10 »
Is this a play on words involving "seconds" as in "comming back for seconds"?
No its not play on words at all! I am talking about a simple time seconds
i.e. tik tik 1 tik tik 2 etc [:)]
so what good would 2 more seconds be? [::)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #470 on: 18/09/2009 11:48:24 »
Turns the mug handle to the front.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #471 on: 18/09/2009 12:11:40 »
Turns the mug handle to the front.

Well done! you right [:)]
My daughter has many sisters. She has as many sisters as she has brothers. Each of her brothers has twice as many sisters as brothers. How many sons and daughters do I have? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #472 on: 18/09/2009 12:37:05 »
1 son 2 daughters
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #473 on: 18/09/2009 12:38:26 »
2 daughters, 1 son, not that many [;)]

ugh -_-

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« Reply #474 on: 19/09/2009 02:31:11 »
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Don is too fast for me

That is what Mrs Don says about him too...  [:D]
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« Reply #475 on: 19/09/2009 19:04:31 »

That is what Mrs Don says


Ha ha ha. That's very funny.
 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #476 on: 20/09/2009 05:51:01 »
He picked it back up from the water tap when he turned it off.

He should have used a paper towel to turn it off with!
WELL DONE KAREN!!!!!!!! [:)] [:)] [:)]
This is for you[;)]



THANKS FOR THE BALLOONS OMID.... I love balloons and thought I must have missed this!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #477 on: 25/09/2009 17:22:15 »
You have four chains. Each chain has three links in it. Although it is difficult to cut the links, you wish to make a single loop with all 12 links. What is the fewest number of cuts you must make to accomplish this task? [;)]

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« Reply #478 on: 25/09/2009 17:53:27 »
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If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #480 on: 27/09/2009 08:22:28 »
You have four chains. Each chain has three links in it. Although it is difficult to cut the links, you wish to make a single loop with all 12 links. What is the fewest number of cuts you must make to accomplish this task? [;)]

3 cuts

You take 3 of the 4 chains and lay them like so in first diagram ....Then you take the other 4th chain and make 1 cut in each of the three links and join the remaining three chains together with each of the 3 cut links making 1 continuous loop with only the three 3 cuts!

[diagram=530_0]
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« Reply #481 on: 27/09/2009 10:17:28 »
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [:o] that is simply superb
I like that I think you deserve balloons again so they are only for you

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« Reply #482 on: 27/09/2009 10:22:56 »
A man and his son had a terrible car accident and were rushed to the hospital. The man died on the way, but the son was still alive and a surgeon was called in to operate. However, the surgeon saw the young boy and said, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son."
How is this possible? [;)]

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« Reply #483 on: 27/09/2009 10:26:20 »
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [:o] that is simply superb
I like that I think you deserve balloons again so they are only for you

Thank you Omid and you do know I love balloons!
« Last Edit: 27/09/2009 10:34:38 by Karen W. »

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« Reply #484 on: 27/09/2009 10:29:07 »
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A man and his son had a terrible car accident and were rushed to the hospital. The man died on the way, but the son was still alive and a surgeon was called in to operate. However, the surgeon saw the young boy and said, "I can't operate on this boy. He's my son."
How is this possible? [;)]

The surgeon was his mother!

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« Reply #485 on: 27/09/2009 15:44:22 »

The surgeon was his mother!


You're just showing off, now
 

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« Reply #486 on: 27/09/2009 20:05:15 »
 Hi John....No actually I think I am familiar with that riddle its an old one I have heard! And if I recall right that was the answer????

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« Reply #487 on: 28/09/2009 17:44:11 »
The surgeon was his mother!
you bravo [;D]
ok one more a bit tricky one
You're riding a horse. To the right of you is a cliff and in front of you is an elephant going the same pace as you and you can't overtake it. To the left of you is a hippo running at the same speed and behind you is a lion chasing you. How do you get to safety? [;)]

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« Reply #488 on: 28/09/2009 18:28:53 »
Climb onto the elephant.
Stabbing the horse and leaving it as lion bait would probably have the same effect.
Incidentally, what did you do to upset the rhino?
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« Reply #489 on: 29/09/2009 09:25:31 »
Climb onto the elephant.
Stabbing the horse and leaving it as lion bait would probably have the same effect.
Incidentally, what did you do to upset the rhino?

I don't think the answer is that serious, its a bit funny.
Think of something funny if you can BORED chemist. [:-X]

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« Reply #490 on: 29/09/2009 11:03:38 »
The hippo is running the same speed as who the hose or the elephant.. cause if its the elephant then you should mount the hippo so he catches up and overtakes the elephant? Or maybe just Jump off the cliff?

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« Reply #491 on: 29/09/2009 13:32:17 »
The hippo is running the same speed as who the hose or the elephant.. cause if its the elephant then you should mount the hippo so he catches up and overtakes the elephant? Or maybe just Jump off the cliff?

OH KarenW!
Please don't go into much detail [:)]
The answer doesn't require that, but still if you want to know then the hippo is running at the same speed as you and the elephant. [::)]

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« Reply #492 on: 29/09/2009 13:47:03 »
Stop & climb up the cliff.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #493 on: 29/09/2009 13:49:17 »
Stop & climb up the cliff.

FUNNY ANSWER Don_1 FUNNY ANSWER
 Kids type answer you know!!!!!!!
Do you think its funny? [:-\]

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« Reply #494 on: 29/09/2009 14:42:25 »
oooh tHATS GOOD ONE! IS THAT THE RIGHT ANSWER?

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« Reply #495 on: 29/09/2009 18:23:05 »
Climb onto the elephant.
Stabbing the horse and leaving it as lion bait would probably have the same effect.
Incidentally, what did you do to upset the rhino?

I don't think the answer is that serious, its a bit funny.
Think of something funny if you can BORED chemist. [:-X]

I was being perfectly serious. I grant you that riding an elephant bareback might be difficult but what the heck. In real life I can't ride a horese anyway. No other animal is going to bother an elephant and the elephant is big enough that it might not notice (or care about) you climbing on its back.

Quite a lot of options look better than picking a fight with a lion.
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« Reply #496 on: 30/09/2009 10:10:34 »
Shoot the lion...
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« Reply #497 on: 30/09/2009 14:06:00 »
Shoot the lion...

He doesn't've a gun BY THE WAY [:P]

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« Reply #498 on: 30/09/2009 14:16:49 »
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Don is too fast for me

That is what Mrs Don says about him too...  [:D]

Not when it comes to redecorating she dosen't.
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« Reply #499 on: 02/10/2009 17:31:50 »
OK Guys! omid thinks you lo can't guess the funny answer so let omid tell you the answer and it was
"the person was on merry-go-round"