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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #50 on: 16/06/2009 11:36:40 »
OK another one [:)]
A business man had to fly for a business trip to some other country, when next morning he decked up and was about to leave the house for the airport his night watchman stopped him and said that I dreamed last night that the flight you are going in, is going to crash so please don’t go. The man paid heed to his night watch man and cancelled his trip. After few hours the news flashes that the same flight has crashed and there are no survivals.
Now the man was quite impressed by his night watch man and rewarded him a lot but at the same time he sacked him from his job why? [;)]
Any guesses? BenV or neilep of course [:D]


In all seriousness, I do actually know the answer to this one......really..i do !


He was asleep whilst he was supposed to be working !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #51 on: 16/06/2009 11:43:52 »
WELL DONE neilep [:)]
you realy've done it this time
well I am impressed [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #52 on: 16/06/2009 11:55:50 »
Thank you Omid..you're very kind !  [:)]
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #53 on: 16/06/2009 11:56:23 »
OK one more
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
any guesses any one? [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #54 on: 16/06/2009 11:56:48 »
Again - I know this one, so I'll let others guess.

If you really want to know, highlight the following:

If he had been dreaming, he must have been asleep on the job!

There.

Edit - Gah - you beat me to it... now to look at the next one...

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #55 on: 16/06/2009 11:58:19 »
My answer in next post (so the background is white!)

« Last Edit: 16/06/2009 12:00:45 by BenV »

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #56 on: 16/06/2009 11:58:58 »
Mom, Dad, 4 daughters, 1 brother.  I make that 7

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #57 on: 16/06/2009 12:05:27 »
well done BenV
ok one more
What can you catch but not throw?
here you go [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #58 on: 16/06/2009 12:09:34 »
answer below again...

A contagious disease

There you go.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #59 on: 16/06/2009 13:19:02 »
wow you are right again [:)]
well done ok.......
but this time i am going to find the hardest ever for you
wait a second

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #60 on: 16/06/2009 13:21:53 »
A man has a lion, a sheep and some grass with him.
He want to cross a river and the problem is that, the boat he has got, he can take only one thing at a time now how is he going to take all the things and cross the river.
The countdown begins………….
Tik tik tik tik tik tik tik [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #61 on: 16/06/2009 13:25:33 »
I assume the lion will eat the sheep and the sheep will eat the grass, if left alone?

If so...

First take the sheep across
Then return and pick up the grass
Drop the grass off and pick up the sheep again
then return, drop off the sheep and pick up the lion
drop the lion with the grass, then go back and pick up the sheep

Job done.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #62 on: 16/06/2009 13:39:14 »
OMG you right again  [:o]
ok WAIT
i'll surely trap you but let me think of a good one wait
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [::)] oh yeah
i am wearing purple dress and green scarf around my head
WHO AM I?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #63 on: 16/06/2009 13:42:57 »
neilep this one is for you as well because i think i've traped BenV this time for sure
yeah [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #64 on: 16/06/2009 13:57:13 »
neilep this one is for you as well because i think i've traped BenV this time for sure
yeah [:)]


Are ewe an aubergine ?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #65 on: 16/06/2009 14:00:05 »
wow neil
very well going
ok one more for you wait a second

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #66 on: 16/06/2009 14:01:25 »
I thought of that, but then I thought it was a trick after the watermelon!  Well done Neil, lets see the next one...

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #67 on: 16/06/2009 14:07:53 »
Thanks Omid and Ben..*le blush*
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #68 on: 16/06/2009 14:10:23 »

ok this one is tricky now
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
go ahead guys [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #69 on: 16/06/2009 14:17:17 »
Queue and Q
H and Aitch

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #70 on: 16/06/2009 14:23:00 »
ok now its my physicis class time since my break has come to an end now
but before i go one last question and to be honest i even don't know the answer my self
3 men want a hotal room for the night each payed $10 per room = $30 total the manger said you charged to much the manger gave $5 to bob (the kid at the booth) bob did not know how to split $5 between 3 so he put $2 in his pocket and gave $1 to each of...

the 3 men so each man payed $9 for the room. $9 times 3= 27+the $2 bob has = 29

Where did the last doller go?
here you go guys
see you after i am finished with my physics class [:D]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #71 on: 16/06/2009 14:26:38 »
Pee & P is a two letter version !
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #72 on: 16/06/2009 14:27:39 »
ok now its my physicis class time since my break has come to an end now
but before i go one last question and to be honest i even don't know the answer my self
3 men want a hotal room for the night each payed $10 per room = $30 total the manger said you charged to much the manger gave $5 to bob (the kid at the booth) bob did not know how to split $5 between 3 so he put $2 in his pocket and gave $1 to each of...

the 3 men so each man payed $9 for the room. $9 times 3= 27+the $2 bob has = 29

Where did the last doller go?
here you go guys
see you after i am finished with my physics class [:D]


This is an oldie but a goodie.....I'll let Mr Ben answer this..cos he's fab and sexy !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #73 on: 16/06/2009 14:30:46 »
how do you know he is fab and sexy
have you seen him out side the forum? [:-X]
if you've his pic please show me one because i also want to see what he look like

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #74 on: 16/06/2009 14:33:20 »
I'm in there: http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/about-us/who-are-we/ - but it's not a great picture - it's small and I'm squinting, as it's the middle of the day in sunny Thailand...

This is an oldie, but certainly a goodie - my dad used to tell it with 3 men buying a piano together.

It's a lovely trick, but the answer is that you do not add the £2 to the £9 they paid, you take the £2 away, giving the correct total of £25 - If you're subtracting the £1 they each got back from the total, you need to subtract the £2 that bob pocketed too...

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #75 on: 16/06/2009 14:35:47 »
I'm in there: http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/about-us/who-are-we/ - but it's not a great picture - it's small and I'm squinting, as it's the middle of the day in sunny Thailand...

This is an oldie, but certainly a goodie - my dad used to tell it with 3 men buying a piano together.

It's a lovely trick, but the answer is that you do not add the £2 to the £9 they paid, you take the £2 away, giving the correct total of £25 - If you're subtracting the £1 they each got back from the total, you need to subtract the £2 that bob pocketed too...

Oh My !!...what a looker...and Omid...ewe should hear him on the radio show....his voice makes angels weep !



« Last Edit: 16/06/2009 14:47:33 by neilep »
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #76 on: 16/06/2009 14:40:39 »
no BenV i am not that old
the trick must be of your father's time but not me [:(] i swear
Last one for today and I am sure both of you will be stumped [;D]
There a bone and hair on the top of the bone and meat at the top of the hair and then skin at the top of the meat.
by the way i couldn't find you on the link [:(]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #77 on: 16/06/2009 14:44:07 »
neil is BenV really handsome or you just trying to pull my leg
i've no idea what he looks like seriuosly

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #78 on: 16/06/2009 14:45:25 »
by the way i couldn't find you on the link [:(]
Just look for someone on that page who could be using BenV as a username...

And I think Neil is just being nice.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #79 on: 16/06/2009 14:50:52 »
neil is BenV really handsome or you just trying to pull my leg
i've no idea what he looks like seriuosly

Follows Bens instructions and ewe will see for yourself !

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #80 on: 16/06/2009 14:54:34 »
I am sorry BenV But still couldn't find you any ways
do you and neil have any answer for my question?
i think you both are stumped now
yeah i won the battle [:D]

 

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #81 on: 16/06/2009 15:00:19 »
I am sorry BenV But still couldn't find you any ways
do you and neil have any answer for my question?
i think you both are stumped now
yeah i won the battle [:D]

 

I am stumped ..and will remain stumped for a little while because i have the school run to do !
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #82 on: 16/06/2009 15:01:50 »
OK guys i am off for today
i'll catch you guys tomorrow may be
till then make sure you think of an answer
the countdown begins>...
tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik  [;)]
have a nice day ahead [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #83 on: 16/06/2009 15:40:39 »
OK guys i am off for today
i'll catch you guys tomorrow may be
till then make sure you think of an answer
the countdown begins>...
tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik  [;)]
have a nice day ahead [:)]

Ewe have a good day too !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #84 on: 17/06/2009 10:59:18 »
good morning guys [:)]
come on get back to work and answer my question
i am waiting

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #85 on: 17/06/2009 11:00:39 »
good morning guys [:)]
come on get back to work and answer my question
i am waiting

it's a toughie omid !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #86 on: 17/06/2009 11:18:22 »
That it is - right now I can't help feeling that it's roadkill!

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #87 on: 17/06/2009 11:56:09 »
From the top down it's

Skin
meat
Hair
bone


yes ?
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #88 on: 17/06/2009 13:22:19 »
you are right neil [:)]
come on! its not that hard
it easy peasy
come on students your teacher is waiting for the answer
need clue? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #89 on: 17/06/2009 13:54:34 »
That sounds like a teratoma but I'm sure that's not the answer you're looking for!

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #90 on: 17/06/2009 14:45:06 »
coconut ?..I'm clutching at tenuous straws here !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #91 on: 17/06/2009 15:37:57 »
I could do with a clue - Initially I thought it was something to do with things being made from bone - like a bone handled shaving knife or brush - but I couldn't make that add up.  Then I thought the skin may be leather, the hair wool... This time, Omid, you have stumped me.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #92 on: 17/06/2009 17:00:03 »
ok one clue for you guys
its something we consume
come on BenV and neil its only the first one since morning if you are already stumped on the first one then what about the rest i've for you [>:(]
come on students a little more hard work and you can do it.


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« Reply #93 on: 17/06/2009 17:41:14 »
Coconut was wrong then?..what about an artichoke ?.....hmm..doesn't really answer the ' bone' element !!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #94 on: 17/06/2009 17:43:36 »
OK another clue for you guys
its very tasty seriuosly I personally love it
and I am sure that you both do too. [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #95 on: 17/06/2009 18:05:05 »
Not a fan of eating hair, personally.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #96 on: 17/06/2009 18:08:49 »
oh come on BenV
its hairy structure [:D] and i am sure you like it
come on think
look now I've given you another clue you must find it now [>:(]

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« Reply #97 on: 17/06/2009 18:37:21 »
oh come on BenV
its hairy structure [:D] and i am sure you like it
come on think
look now I've given you another clue you must find it now [>:(]

Is it a peach ?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #98 on: 17/06/2009 18:41:27 »
Sorry Neil dear but its not peach [:(]
But you quite close [:)]
Your teacher still wiating for your and BenV answer

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #99 on: 17/06/2009 18:55:11 »
Kiwi?