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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #600 on: 11/11/2009 16:43:27 »
2nd place
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #601 on: 11/11/2009 16:46:50 »
2nd place

OK!!!!!!!! [:)]

George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee.
Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda.
Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #602 on: 13/11/2009 07:37:21 »
Thank you for such an intelligent answer omid is really impressed[;)]

The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #603 on: 13/11/2009 09:15:08 »
m&m
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #604 on: 13/11/2009 17:02:39 »
“MT” … oops, no… that’s “container condition”, not “candy”
“CD” …hold on, that’s a “kind of character”, not “candy”
“GO” — rats, that’s a “compact car”, not “candy”
“XL” Argh!  That’s a “computer calculator”, not “candy”
“AU” nope, wrong again… That’s a “conversation commencement”, not “candy”
“B9” … no, wait, that’s “cancer”, not “candy” (and it uses a number)
“LK” …oh, wait a minute, that’s “custom countertops” (and a shameless plug), not “candy”
“BZ” is a “constant commotion”, but not for “candy”
“AA” but that’s a cuddly Cheirogaleidae, and not a “candy” at all!
“KL” almost.  That “cabbage cousin”, but not “candy”
“QT” uh … no. That’s “coy comment”, not “candy”
“NME” but that’s a “combatant”, not “candy” (and it’s 3 letters)
“AL” … well, that’s a “confusing concoction”, not “candy”
“BH” Naughty, naughty.  A “colleen’s crude cognomen”, but no, not “candy”
“PL” very close.  A “citrus circumference”, no “candy” though

I’m undone.  I feel unable to plow through all 676 (26²) combinations. 

Sorry but all wrong [:P]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #605 on: 13/11/2009 17:20:51 »
m&m

Sorry nizzle but think of an easy one please [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #606 on: 13/11/2009 23:34:30 »
"CANDY" = C&Y or C∧Y

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #607 on: 14/11/2009 09:40:53 »
"CANDY" = C&Y or C∧Y

you've almost guessed it right [;)]
but omid's answer was C AND Y
so WELL DONE!!!!!!!!! [^]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #608 on: 14/11/2009 09:43:58 »
BenV bets Daveshorts $100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Daveshorts agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Daveshorts lose the bet? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #609 on: 14/11/2009 15:06:34 »
because they both agreed and canceled out the bet?

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #610 on: 14/11/2009 16:40:19 »
The obvcious reasdon is that BenV won the bet; he did predict the score.
I can predict the score of the hockey match before it starts.
I predict it  will be 3:2 to the home side.
Of course, my prediction might be hopelessly wrong, but it's still a prediction.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #611 on: 14/11/2009 16:56:58 »
... the score of the hockey game before it starts.

 0 - 0 ?,  before the game starts no goals have been scored.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #612 on: 14/11/2009 17:23:40 »
The obvcious reasdon is that BenV won the bet; he did predict the score.
I can predict the score of the hockey match before it starts.
I predict it  will be 3:2 to the home side.
Of course, my prediction might be hopelessly wrong, but it's still a prediction.

omid knows that BORED chemist's answer makes sense too
actually omid thought that BORED chemist can only post in BORED chemistry
Thank you though [:)] [:)] [:)]
« Last Edit: 14/11/2009 17:26:56 by omid »

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« Reply #613 on: 14/11/2009 17:26:18 »
0 - 0 ?,  before the game starts no goals have been scored.

Ok!!!!!!! [:)]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #614 on: 14/11/2009 18:59:08 »
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be? [;)]


She could be a photographer processing prints of her husband in a wet darkroom.
« Last Edit: 14/11/2009 19:38:29 by RD »

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #615 on: 14/11/2009 21:05:05 »
You have it RD.. LOL..

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #616 on: 15/11/2009 10:25:35 »
She could be a photographer processing prints of her husband in a wet darkroom.

Thank you RD! [:)]

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #617 on: 15/11/2009 10:52:29 »
Did he place a bucket of water on his head?
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #618 on: 15/11/2009 12:39:27 »
"EZ"
That's it!!  Candy makes women easy!  [:0] Right?!  Or something like that.   [???]

I got it .... "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

 [;D] [;D]  I won!  [;D] [;D] I won!!  [;D] [;D]

See,  I was really close on my last two previous guesses.

"BH" is rude, and so is this candy-is-dandy thing, and then "PL" is almost like candy.

So I was really really close.  I knew it, I knew it!!  Awesome!!!  Do I get the prize?   [:P] [:P] [:P]

Ah....VERY worked out. I had to sit for an hour to come to the same conclusion.


.... ... oh hum... .... i'm always the last to give the answer lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZGcNx8nV8U

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #619 on: 15/11/2009 12:41:11 »
Did he place a bucket of water on his head?

No, that wouldn't work because he was still holding his breath for 10 minutes.

What about if he was holding his breath in a balloon? Push the balloon under water for 10 minutes and he's 10 Grand better off.

What d'ya think, Omid? Am I right?
« Last Edit: 15/11/2009 12:46:28 by John Chapman »

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #620 on: 15/11/2009 12:43:17 »
"EZ"
That's it!!  Candy makes women easy!  [:0] Right?!  Or something like that.   [???]

I got it .... "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

 [;D] [;D]  I won!  [;D] [;D] I won!!  [;D] [;D]

See,  I was really close on my last two previous guesses.

"BH" is rude, and so is this candy-is-dandy thing, and then "PL" is almost like candy.

So I was really really close.  I knew it, I knew it!!  Awesome!!!  Do I get the prize?   [:P] [:P] [:P]

Ah....VERY worked out. I had to sit for an hour to come to the same conclusion.


.... ... oh hum... .... i'm always the last to give the answer lol

What the bloody hell have you two been smoking?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #621 on: 15/11/2009 14:30:27 »
No i do smoke cannabis :)
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #622 on: 15/11/2009 18:27:52 »
No i do smoke cannabis :)

Very dangrous for your health [:(], try to quit it as soon as possible [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #623 on: 15/11/2009 18:44:28 »
Did he place a bucket of water on his head?

Well Done!!! [:)]
omid must admit that BORED chemist really makes sense without chemistry too.

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #624 on: 15/11/2009 19:55:50 »
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? [;)]

Fossilized plants.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #625 on: 15/11/2009 19:59:12 »
Fossilized plants.

No!!! its not [:-'(]
Sorry [:(]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #626 on: 15/11/2009 20:00:08 »
Coal is made of fossilized plants,
 and is "black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away".
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« Reply #627 on: 15/11/2009 20:07:36 »
Coal is made of fossilized plants,
 and is "black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away".

So you should've said it b4 [>:(]
Well done though [:)]

provide omid with the name of three days without mentioning seven days of the week? [;)]
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #628 on: 15/11/2009 20:19:32 »
provide omid with the name of three days without mentioning seven days of the week? [;)]

Yesterday, today, tomorrow.


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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #629 on: 15/11/2009 20:33:02 »
Did he place a bucket of water on his head?

No, that wouldn't work because he was still holding his breath for 10 minutes.

What about if he was holding his breath in a balloon? Push the balloon under water for 10 minutes and he's 10 Grand better off.

What d'ya think, Omid? Am I right?


I like the balloon idea but, as set, the question didn't require the kid to hold his breath.
re. three days
Christmas, Easter and new year.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #630 on: 15/11/2009 20:35:00 »
Yesterday, today, tomorrow.

OK!!! Well Done again!!! [::)]

What force and strength cannot get through, I with a gentle touch can do.
And many in the street would stand, were I not a friend at hand.
What am I? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #631 on: 15/11/2009 20:51:25 »
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« Reply #632 on: 16/11/2009 10:21:48 »
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very clever RD!!! [:)]
now this time omid is surely gona trap you [;)]

what is the thing that has got the worst job in this world?

HINT: don't confuse thing with person (omid means non living things)

Trapped??????? [;D] [;D] [;D]

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« Reply #633 on: 16/11/2009 15:41:04 »
what is the thing that has got the worst job in this world?

If by "worst" you mean "most difficult" then it has got to be Garry Glitter's agent.  [:)]

If by "worst" you mean "most unpleasant" then dung beetles are contenders ...
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... most species of Scarabaeinae feed exclusively on faeces
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #634 on: 16/11/2009 15:49:47 »
Ah, but Omid specified non-living...

Besides, it's not such a bad job for a dung beetle!


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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #635 on: 16/11/2009 15:59:02 »
My loo after a damn good curry and few pints of Guinness.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #636 on: 16/11/2009 16:59:30 »
Aha!  Omid has the worst job with trying to come up with these questions, or we have the worst job with trying to answer them.  [;D]

[:0] [:0] [:0] [:0] [:0]

Do you really think so DiscoverDave??? 
 
[:-'(] [:-'(] [:-'(] [:-'(] [:-'(]
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #637 on: 16/11/2009 17:00:28 »
My loo after a damn good curry and few pints of Guinness.

a little bit more disgusting [:-\]

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« Reply #638 on: 16/11/2009 17:00:42 »

If by "worst" you mean "most difficult" then it has got to be Garry Glitter's agent.  [:)]

If by "worst" you mean "most unpleasant" then dung beetles are contenders ...
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... most species of Scarabaeinae feed exclusively on faeces
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

ahahahahahhhahaha [:D] [:D] [:D]
omid've completely trapped RD this time [::)]
omid said non living RD
omid means most digusting job in the world [:D]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #639 on: 16/11/2009 18:04:30 »
My loo after a damn good curry and few pints of Guinness.

a little bit more disgusting [:-\]



omid said non living RD

Coffin ?

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some [lead coffins] are found to be about one third full of a viscous black liquid (coffin liquor), which contains bones and (sometimes) soft tissues.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2248/do-cemetery-plots-have-expiration-dates

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #640 on: 17/11/2009 09:56:14 »
You make it very difficult for us!  [???] [:0] [???] [:0] [???]

Its not difficult [:(]
Its easy peasy (piece of cake) [::)]
Just think a bit disgusting [:-X]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #641 on: 17/11/2009 09:56:52 »
Coffin ?

Wowwwwwwwwww [;D]
omid've REALLY trapped RD this time [;)]
Its not coffin [::)]

hahahahahahahahahahahah [:D] [:D] [:D]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #642 on: 17/11/2009 14:48:57 »
My loo after a damn good curry and few pints of Guinness.

a little bit more disgusting [:-\]

A sewage plant after the whole neighbourhood has had a curry and few pints.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #643 on: 17/11/2009 15:19:05 »
A sewage plant after the whole neighbourhood has had a curry and few pints.

That's funny [:D]
But not the answer though
but you're much closer compare to others [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #644 on: 17/11/2009 18:54:35 »
The planet earth- it has to put up with all the S**t.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #645 on: 18/11/2009 09:30:54 »
I'd say a condom, the extra-strong kind for the men with a minority sexual orientation.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #646 on: 18/11/2009 16:45:37 »
Sorry guys,
But none of you could guess it right [:-'(]
omid'll post the answer in a while [::)]

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« Reply #647 on: 18/11/2009 16:52:51 »

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #648 on: 18/11/2009 17:06:24 »
Shucks Omid, an unenviable job indeed, especially around this emporium!
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #649 on: 18/11/2009 17:07:20 »
Shucks Omid, an unenviable job indeed, especially around this emporium!

Does omid's answer make sense to you or you think you were right?