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Some Americans will whisper "XYZ" (EXamine Your Zipper).
Okay, calling ... beckoning ... shrill voice ...But, "My keys will carry you to the place of your choice"??
The man is a vampire who drinks blood every night. (He's a suckerfor a free drink)
ok here you go............What's full of holes but still holds water?the countdown begins ........... 
Quote from: omid on 15/06/2009 13:24:03ok here you go............What's full of holes but still holds water?the countdown begins ........... Easy. Sponge
When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark.What am I? 
Sorry, no idea, I've got rocker switches.
Light and darkness?
I can be cracked, I can be made.I can be told, I can be played.What am I? 
-I can be plajed,---I can be told,I can be cracked,-I can be made.
Because he is from London and forgot his address!!!!!
he sells goods in london, the bank account needs money don't matter where it comes from
Then he went there for no reason, because he is a fool.Or, he may have decided to take a walk while doing it, and because it took him so long, he ended up in London, that is REALLY silly though.
Well as omid mentioned omid've finally trapped you all So the answer is that when he went to bank to get a form there was written on the form that "fill it in CAPITAL"   If a farmer met a farmer in a farmer's field, how many F's are in that? 
There are no 'F's ' in ' THAT ' ?
perhaps because he is FALLING in love with her
Quote from: rami on 05/02/2010 19:06:14perhaps because he is FALLING in love with herooooooo Thanx Rami, omid is impressed OK! now the next one is the most intresting one omid've ever postedOmid loves this one; anyone guessed this right would make omid very happy here it is;Half a circle, Full a circle,Half a circle,Then A,Half a circle, Full a circle,90 angal,Then A, 
Omen is right !!
The best restaurant in the universe 
Quote from: rami on 07/02/2010 17:21:15The best restaurant in the universe Nop, Raminot universe, just think what can make a big rasuarant close 
This is what the restaurant did.[attachment=11267]yes..yes..I am sure this is right !!..I'm right aren't I ?..yes yes ...I am !!!!
Did the sign say "We also prepare the food for the other restaurant"?How about "just as good as the other place; but cheaper"
LOL.. How do you do that.. always coming up with these signs like that.. LOL...
YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Do it again Neily I like seeing my name up in lights on the sign!!! LOL Hugs!Hee Hee Hee.. Thats so funny! LOL...
...are ewe sure Omid ?..I drove down that street and took that photo myself !!..best ewe check because I am sure I'm right !!
Quote from: neilep on 07/02/2010 21:48:41...are ewe sure Omid ?..I drove down that street and took that photo myself !!..best ewe check because I am sure I'm right !!omid very sure Neil OK!!!!!!!! omid give you guys a hintThe answer is "the best restaurant on ---- ----" C'mon its a piece of cake now and all you need to do is to eat it Lets see who eats it first................................... [attachment=11279]