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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #850 on: 21/01/2010 18:45:01 »
" your flies are not fastened"!
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #851 on: 22/01/2010 12:00:07 »
Some Americans will whisper "XYZ" (EXamine Your Zipper).

Thank You DD [:)]

omid very glad you're back to action [;D]

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #852 on: 22/01/2010 12:01:22 »
Okay, calling ... beckoning ... shrill voice ...
But, "My keys will carry you to the place of your choice"??

Means e.g.you wana call your wife, so it obviously would connect to her [::)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #853 on: 22/01/2010 23:34:22 »
The man is a vampire who drinks blood every night. (He's a suckerfor a free drink)

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #854 on: 25/01/2010 18:05:18 »
The man is a vampire who drinks blood every night. (He's a suckerfor a free drink)

Wowwwww Laura, [:o]
omid's answer was just "Vampire" but thanks for giving all other detail, Thank you [:)]

When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark.
What am I? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #855 on: 25/01/2010 19:12:52 »
ok here you go............
What's full of holes but still holds water?
the countdown begins ........... [;)]

Easy.  Sponge

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #856 on: 26/01/2010 17:07:41 »
ok here you go............
What's full of holes but still holds water?
the countdown begins ........... [;)]

Easy.  Sponge

 [:0] [:0] [:0]  Wowwwwwwwwww  [:0] [:0] [:0]
what a quick respose,
omid is really impressed [:D] [:D] [:D]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #857 on: 26/01/2010 18:13:26 »

When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark.
What am I? [;)]

Sorry, no idea, I've got rocker switches.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #858 on: 28/01/2010 17:08:35 »
Sorry, no idea, I've got rocker switches.

You lo are so good, omid don't think omid can trap any of you  [:-'(]     
But omid not lose hope, omid'd keep trying, may be some day [::)]

What is red and blue, and purple and green?
No one can reach it, not even the queen? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #859 on: 29/01/2010 11:36:47 »
Rainbow!?
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #860 on: 29/01/2010 18:01:35 »
Rainbow!?

Thank you!!! [:)]

We are siblings and never come together but always come after one another, I am white and the other is dark who are we???????????? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #861 on: 29/01/2010 23:16:56 »
Light and darkness?

Maybe omid's looking for the words; "Day and Night" ????????

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #862 on: 30/01/2010 13:08:08 »
an easy one just to dip my toe in so to speek

i am old very old, at 1 point safer then water
theres some that dont alot that do
in the morn makes us feel like poo
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #863 on: 01/02/2010 10:29:29 »
Some alcoholic beverage.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #864 on: 01/02/2010 15:48:20 »
omid guess Alcohol (not sure) [:-\] [:-\] [:-\]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #865 on: 01/02/2010 21:35:31 »
My guess is beer.
It's said that what really made Britain great was that we adopted the customs of making tea and beer. Both processes remove the vast majority of harmful bacteria. Lots of other placed did tea or beer; we were enthusiastic about both.
I don't know how realistic this idea is, but it's a good story.
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #866 on: 02/02/2010 00:06:32 »
sold 1 beer to omid and BC and don.  the water was once so impure in england that beer was 1 of the only ways of getting fluid to the "masses" with out killing them and it was not so long ago.

i rise to the occasion, but with out me remain flat, chief ingredient of the one that one that went before me, and wile i am working if you sniff my farts ill kill
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #867 on: 02/02/2010 08:45:34 »
I can be cracked, I can be made.
I can be told, I can be played.
What am I?  [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #868 on: 03/02/2010 00:50:31 »
I can be cracked, I can be made.
I can be told, I can be played.
What am I?  [;)]
A record.................

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #869 on: 04/02/2010 07:48:03 »
-I can be plajed,
---I can be told,
I can be cracked,
-I can be made.


omid would have to trap u someday *sniff sniff* [:-'(]

A man in liverpool went to open a bank account he took the form and came London to fill it why???????????????? [;)]

this is really tricky hhahahahahhahahahah [;D]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #870 on: 04/02/2010 08:10:08 »
Because he is from  London and forgot his address!!!!!

nop, he lives in liverpool, and got nothing in London
Omid said its tricky and funny [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #871 on: 04/02/2010 20:06:34 »
he sells goods in london, the bank account needs money don't matter where it comes from
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #872 on: 04/02/2010 20:10:12 »
im gutted with the joke riddle!

my French wife worked it out in about 5 seconds, and i was scratching my head at least 1 hour after i read it
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #873 on: 04/02/2010 20:15:28 »
he sells goods in london, the bank account needs money don't matter where it comes from

no, sorry, omid've already mentioned that he got nothing to do in London.

let omid give u lo a hint. ummmmmmmmmm
yh! he is a fool
now think again please..................................

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #874 on: 05/02/2010 06:59:38 »
Then he went there for no reason, because he is a fool.
Or, he may have decided to take a walk while doing it, and because it took him so long, he ended up in London, that is REALLY silly though.

sorry Rami, but thats not the answer either [:-'(]
think a little funny [::)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #875 on: 05/02/2010 18:08:05 »
Well as omid mentioned omid've finally trapped you all [;D]
So the answer is that when he went to bank to get a form there was written on the form that "fill it in CAPITAL" [:D] [:D] [:D]

If a farmer met a farmer in a farmer's field, how many F's are in that? [;)]

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« Reply #876 on: 05/02/2010 18:36:21 »
Well as omid mentioned omid've finally trapped you all [;D]
So the answer is that when he went to bank to get a form there was written on the form that "fill it in CAPITAL" [:D] [:D] [:D]

If a farmer met a farmer in a farmer's field, how many F's are in that? [;)]

There are no 'F's ' in ' THAT ' ?
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #877 on: 05/02/2010 19:00:49 »
There are no 'F's ' in ' THAT ' ?

Thank you Neil, that was quick [:)]

Well, again a FOOLISH man was saying I love you to his girlfriend but at the same time he was falling too.
His girlfirend asked him why are you falling everytime you say I love you guess what did he reply??????????????? [;)]

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« Reply #878 on: 06/02/2010 00:39:12 »
I know I know !!...he is half way up a mountain and he feels compelled to ring his girlfriend and when he uses his phone to call her he  has to let go of the rock and falls....yes..yes..I am sure this is right !!
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« Reply #879 on: 06/02/2010 09:48:02 »
perhaps because he is FALLING in love with her

ooooooo Thanx Rami, omid is impressed [:)]

OK! now the next one is the most intresting one omid've ever posted
Omid loves this one; anyone guessed this right would make omid very happy [;D]
here it is;

Half a circle,
Full a circle,
Half a circle,
Then A,
Half a circle,
Full a circle,
90 angal,
Then A, [;)]

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« Reply #880 on: 06/02/2010 13:30:12 »
Hang on Omid !!..MY answer about the bloke up the mountain was right...are ewe sure Rami was correct ?..please check your details because my answer seems far more rational and logical...yes..yes..i am right !!..YAYYYYY !!
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« Reply #881 on: 06/02/2010 13:31:14 »
perhaps because he is FALLING in love with her

ooooooo Thanx Rami, omid is impressed [:)]

OK! now the next one is the most intresting one omid've ever posted
Omid loves this one; anyone guessed this right would make omid very happy [;D]
here it is;

Half a circle,
Full a circle,
Half a circle,
Then A,
Half a circle,
Full a circle,
90 angal,
Then A, [;)]


I know I know...me me me me me !!!..I know !!...This is the typical route a girly takes when trying to park a car !..yes yes..i am right !!...me me me me !!!..YES !!!
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« Reply #882 on: 06/02/2010 14:41:25 »
perhaps because he is FALLING in love with her

ooooooo Thanx Rami, omid is impressed [:)]

OK! now the next one is the most intresting one omid've ever posted
Omid loves this one; anyone guessed this right would make omid very happy [;D]
here it is;

Half a circle,
Full a circle,
Half a circle,
Then A,
Half a circle,
Full a circle,
90 angal,
Then A, [;)]

Coca Cola....................?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #883 on: 06/02/2010 23:29:59 »
I'm right...I just watched a girly try to park a car and she performed all those manoeuvres !


Here is when more than one girly tries to park a car ..

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #884 on: 06/02/2010 23:30:29 »
Omen is right !!
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« Reply #885 on: 07/02/2010 14:13:06 »
Omen is right !!

Thank you Neil, Omid glad that at least for once you agreed with someone else's answer [;D]

Another intresting one! [:)]

there were two restaurants on the same road, one was big and of high quality while the one is small and of low budget.
the low budget one put a board on the shop stating "the best restaurant of the town"
Looking at this the big one changed its board and put "the best restaurant of the city"
the low budget one again changed its label stating "the best restaurant of the country"
and so did the big restaurant by stating "the best restaurant of the world"
when it was observed by another one(small) he put something on the board that made the big restaurant closed.
what did he put??????????? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #886 on: 07/02/2010 17:32:24 »
The best restaurant in the universe [;D]

Nop, Rami
not universe, just think what can make a big rasuarant close [;)]

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« Reply #887 on: 07/02/2010 18:43:52 »
The best restaurant in the universe [;D]

Nop, Rami
not universe, just think what can make a big rasuarant close [;)]

This is what the restaurant did.

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yes..yes..I am sure this is right !!..I'm right aren't I ?..yes yes ...I am !!!!



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« Reply #888 on: 07/02/2010 21:12:34 »
This is what the restaurant did.

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yes..yes..I am sure this is right !!..I'm right aren't I ?..yes yes ...I am !!!!

No Neil,
its not that, but a little funny and clever answer plz

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #889 on: 07/02/2010 21:47:55 »
Did the sign say "We also prepare the food for the other restaurant"?
How about "just as good as the other place; but cheaper"
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« Reply #890 on: 07/02/2010 21:48:41 »
...are ewe sure Omid ?..I drove down that street and took that photo myself !!..best ewe check because I am sure I'm right !!
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« Reply #891 on: 07/02/2010 22:30:55 »
Did the sign say "We also prepare the food for the other restaurant"?
How about "just as good as the other place; but cheaper"

Sorry but nop,
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« Reply #892 on: 08/02/2010 01:19:22 »
What about this sign they just made Omid ?


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« Reply #893 on: 08/02/2010 01:38:48 »
LOL.. How do you do that.. always coming up with these signs like that.. LOL...

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« Reply #894 on: 08/02/2010 01:44:48 »
LOL.. How do you do that.. always coming up with these signs like that.. LOL...

It's a secret......well..Ok..I ring the bloke up who operates it and he just types it out for me !...actually..truth is..I have a secret operative who has infiltrated the sign...he lives inside it !..this is true !


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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #895 on: 08/02/2010 01:48:59 »
YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Do it again Neily I like seeing my name up in lights on the sign!!! LOL  Hugs!Hee Hee Hee.. Thats so funny! LOL...

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« Reply #896 on: 08/02/2010 02:10:09 »
YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Do it again Neily I like seeing my name up in lights on the sign!!! LOL  Hugs!Hee Hee Hee.. Thats so funny! LOL...



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« Reply #897 on: 08/02/2010 02:22:50 »
OH My Goodness that is so funny!

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« Reply #898 on: 08/02/2010 07:51:11 »
...are ewe sure Omid ?..I drove down that street and took that photo myself !!..best ewe check because I am sure I'm right !!

omid very sure Neil [:)]

OK!!!!!!!! omid give you guys a hint

The answer is "the best restaurant on ---- ----" [;)]

C'mon its a piece of cake now and all you need to do is to eat it [:P]
Lets see who eats it first................................... [::)]

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« Reply #899 on: 08/02/2010 14:37:21 »
...are ewe sure Omid ?..I drove down that street and took that photo myself !!..best ewe check because I am sure I'm right !!

omid very sure Neil [:)]

OK!!!!!!!! omid give you guys a hint

The answer is "the best restaurant on ---- ----" [;)]

C'mon its a piece of cake now and all you need to do is to eat it [:P]
Lets see who eats it first................................... [::)]


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?????????

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