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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #900 on: 08/02/2010 15:44:12 »
...are ewe sure Omid ?..I drove down that street and took that photo myself !!..best ewe check because I am sure I'm right !!

omid very sure Neil [:)]

OK!!!!!!!! omid give you guys a hint

The answer is "the best restaurant on ---- ----" [;)]

C'mon its a piece of cake now and all you need to do is to eat it [:P]
Lets see who eats it first................................... [::)]
This road?????????
« Last Edit: 08/02/2010 15:48:07 by omen »

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #901 on: 08/02/2010 17:18:11 »
This road?????????

ooooooo Omen eat the cake [;)]
Thank you Omen [:)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #902 on: 08/02/2010 17:51:16 »
A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water? [;)]

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« Reply #903 on: 08/02/2010 19:35:52 »
The glass was empty already ?
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« Reply #904 on: 08/02/2010 19:37:37 »
..no no ..that's far too simple....did some aliens come down and shoot him with their ' freezing ray'..but they missed him and shot the glass and froze the drink so that when he was startled and dropped the glass he did not spill a drop !!


yes..yes..this is true because this happens a lot to magicians when they attempt this trick !
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #905 on: 09/02/2010 03:03:05 »
A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water? [;)]
It was covered with a lid??????????????

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #906 on: 09/02/2010 03:24:43 »
No Neil was right the first time.. it said he had a "water glass," not a glass of water! There was no water to spill out..just like Neil said.

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #907 on: 09/02/2010 04:08:59 »
ooooh.. thats interesting.. something new for me to remember! YAYYYYY!

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #908 on: 09/02/2010 16:46:16 »
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?  [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #909 on: 09/02/2010 16:51:05 »
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #910 on: 09/02/2010 16:59:27 »
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Thank you Ben [:)]

I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #911 on: 10/02/2010 04:55:15 »
A wheelbarrow!

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« Reply #912 on: 10/02/2010 17:48:31 »
..apart from laura being right...I reckon you're a two headed , fingerless, non running two footed alien wearing roller skates with arms wide for carrying stuff...oh..and ewe can levitate too..

Gosh !..I'm good and right of course !!  [:D]...why yes...yes I am !
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #913 on: 10/02/2010 17:52:49 »
A wheelbarrow!

Thank you Laura [:)]
But omid's answer was Airplane [::)]

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #914 on: 11/02/2010 13:22:59 »
A wheelbarrow!

Thank you Laura [:)]
But omid's answer was Airplane [::)]

I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. Can you name me? [;)]

  Are you a Washer or a clothes washing machine....?

I should have answered cause I thought it was an airplane too! LOL But I read it to my son and he said no its a wheel barrel! LOL I was right but thought I would be wrong!.

Omid.. could you just say no.. and let us all guess..LOL You told us the answer to soon....LOL I want to play too! Hee hee hee.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #915 on: 11/02/2010 22:23:31 »
I still think I was right !..I'm sure of it !
Men are the same as women, just inside out !

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« Reply #916 on: 12/02/2010 08:30:09 »
I still think I was right !..I'm sure of it !

Sorry Neil, omid really liked your answer and it was quite funny too but your answer wasn't right [:-'(]
why dont you try this one its easy peasy; [:)]

I'm not really more than holes tied to more holes; I'm strong as good steel, though not as stiff as a pole. What am I? [;)]
« Last Edit: 12/02/2010 08:32:47 by omid »

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #917 on: 12/02/2010 10:26:00 »
How about a vacuumcleaner?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #918 on: 12/02/2010 10:29:29 »
length of chain

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #919 on: 12/02/2010 10:29:59 »
Sorry vacuum cleaner was for the one ineveryones dirty business

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #920 on: 12/02/2010 10:30:26 »
Chain is for the holes tied to holes one

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #921 on: 12/02/2010 12:41:04 »
dare I say....a Spiders Web ??



Sheesh...I feel as if I may actually be right for once !!...yes..yes..I am sure I am  !!...I'm so right I have doubled the size of the font !!..now that's bravado for ewe !
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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #922 on: 12/02/2010 17:30:49 »
Chain is for the holes tied to holes one

THANK YOU Droppler1 [:)]

omid impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #923 on: 12/02/2010 17:34:11 »
Omid cut this question from a cloth especially difficult for us, but was her intention to completely baffle us?  I think not.

I had guessed "a clothes washer" too.  [???]

omid just knew it [::)], omid knew it was gona be like that but omid didnt find vaccum cleaner in your sentence [:-\]
you so cleverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [:o]

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« Reply #924 on: 12/02/2010 17:35:04 »
..are ewe sure Omid ?..I asked a spider and it told me it was the like superman...Spider Of Steel !...yes...yes I am right....*pats own back*
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« Reply #925 on: 12/02/2010 17:37:37 »
..are ewe sure Omid ?..I asked a spider and it told me it was the like superman...Spider Of Steel !...yes...yes I am right....*pats own back*

OH Neil!!!!!!!! [:(]
ok omid got another easy one for you try it [:)]

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they? [;)]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #926 on: 13/02/2010 11:45:20 »

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #927 on: 13/02/2010 18:42:29 »
Worms?

NOOOO Rami
C'mon give it another go omid very sure you very intelligent [;)]

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« Reply #928 on: 13/02/2010 23:57:31 »
..are ewe sure Omid ?..I asked a spider and it told me it was the like superman...Spider Of Steel !...yes...yes I am right....*pats own back*

OH Neil!!!!!!!! [:(]
ok omid got another easy one for you try it [:)]

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they? [;)]

leaves on the forest floor

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #929 on: 14/02/2010 16:23:54 »
leaves on the forest floor

Thank you Omen [:)]

I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I? [;)]

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« Reply #930 on: 15/02/2010 16:09:18 »
leaves on the forest floor

Thank you Omen [:)]

I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I? [;)]
A two handled flower vase??????????

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« Reply #931 on: 15/02/2010 16:38:52 »
A two handled flower vase??????????

Sorry Omen, [:-X]
but this isn't the answer omid is looking for [:-'(]

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #932 on: 15/02/2010 16:50:20 »
A jumper?

oooooo smarty [8D]

It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #933 on: 15/02/2010 20:22:38 »
'ride the lightning'
-is it lightning?

Nop, sorry

(Hint: its for kids, omid still enjoys sitting on it)

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« Reply #934 on: 15/02/2010 22:15:03 »
'ride the lightning'
-is it lightning?

Nop, sorry

(Hint: its for kids, omid still enjoys sitting on it)
Teeter-Totter

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #935 on: 16/02/2010 03:56:44 »
sorry but what is teeter-totter?
board of ignorance

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« Reply #936 on: 16/02/2010 04:28:05 »
A seesaw.

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« Reply #937 on: 17/02/2010 07:19:47 »
What does man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what contented men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, And all men carry to their graves?


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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #938 on: 17/02/2010 07:57:05 »
Nothing. I'm pretty sure that we've had this one before...

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« Reply #939 on: 17/02/2010 08:35:32 »
Sorry, I guess that is what happens when you only get sporadically involved in something :)

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« Reply #940 on: 17/02/2010 16:49:45 »

That's great, but I think the better version of it is this:
"What came before God, is greater than God, is worse than the demon, rich people have it, poor people need it, if you eat it you die ?"

Although I do not much agree with the fact that rich people need nothing.

Just for your information, they gave this question to K.G students and kids, and 95% answered it correctly, and they gave it to after-graduates, and only 5% answered it correctly!!! I am not kidding.

oh yeah
omid was in her 7th standard when omid hear this one but never find the answer to it
what's it???????

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #941 on: 18/02/2010 09:00:20 »
Hey omid, the answer is nothing.

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Re: who can answer this one?
« Reply #942 on: 18/02/2010 09:10:26 »
What gets whiter, the dirtier it gets? (Hope it has not been doen yet!)

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« Reply #943 on: 18/02/2010 17:11:29 »
Hey omid, the answer is nothing.

Thank you Doppler1

What gets whiter, the dirtier it gets? (Hope it has not been doen yet!)

Blackboard??????????????

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« Reply #944 on: 19/02/2010 07:55:27 »
For sure omid!

I will have to try and remember some of the sneaky ones that I used to know. Will post somemore soon.

BTW..this was a fun topic to post. Well done!

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« Reply #945 on: 19/02/2010 11:08:41 »
For sure omid!

I will have to try and remember some of the sneaky ones that I used to know. Will post somemore soon.

BTW..this was a fun topic to post. Well done!


Thank you Doppler1 [:)]

Henry was out walking one day. He met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law. What did Henry call her? [;)]

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« Reply #946 on: 19/02/2010 12:25:36 »
Mom?

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« Reply #947 on: 23/02/2010 14:53:03 »
Mom?

THANK YOU Doppler1 [:)]

Neilep, BenV, Doppler1, DiscoverDave, and RD entered a contest to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar. Neilep guessed 30, BenV guessed 28, Doppler1 guessed 29, DiscoverDave guessed 25, and RD guessed 26. Two were off the mark by 1, one was wrong by 4, and one by 3. But one was correct. How many jelly beans are in the jar at the store?  [;)]


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« Reply #948 on: 23/02/2010 18:26:53 »
Doppler 1 (29)

You Bravo [8D]

There are four "common" English words that end in "dous".
Two are positive: tremendous, stupendous and two are negative: horrendous, ?
What is the fourth word? [;)]

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« Reply #949 on: 23/02/2010 19:13:41 »
If it's somewhere in the words below, then it's "a roll of the dice" as to which it is.  Any "chance" that you might "risk" another hint so as to remove this "obstacle" before us?

While you ponder this discordous among us, I'll go blendous some frondous for my salad tonight, although I might need to drive my hybridous to the store for more splendidous food, which might make me tardigradous for your reply (don't worry, I won't get schizopodous over it, but the food will certainly fill my stomatopodous, and I would end up turgidous).

amphipodous, anarthropodous, annelidous, apodous, arthropodous, blendous, brachiopodous, brachypodous, branchiopodous, centifidous, curculionidous, deccapodous, discordous, frondous, gasteropodous, gastropodous, haemapodous, heteropodous, hexapodous, horrendous, hybridous, infandous, infecundous, iodous, isopodous, jeopardous, laemodipodous, lemuridous, ligniperdous, macropodous, mesomyodous, molybdous, multinodous, nefandous, neuropodous, niggardous, nodous, olidous, palladous, pelecypodous, peristeropodous, phyllopodous, polymyodous, pteropodous, pygopodous, rhizopodous, schizopodous, solipedous, splendidous, steganopodous, stomatopodous, stupendous, surquedous, tardigradous, timidous, trachelipodous, tremendous, turgidous, vanadous

Omid is so glad to say that omid's word is NONE of them [:D]