[yor_on]

As the warden here I have to say that I'm upset by you both. So up set that I'm actually in fear of losing my balance. Now, if only I could find where I put it?
But correct me if I'm wrong.

Can horses get out on bail?

That would explain the rope.
Being untied I mean

[John Chapman]

I don't think he would get bail because he is a sex offender. First he was Dobbin the Horse. Then he was Muffin the Mule.

I hope you find your balance, yor_on. I once couldn't find my wife's G Spot. Eventually it turned up down the back of the settee with a load of loose change. I bet that's where your balance has got to.

(I bet no-one outside of the UK recognises the references to Dobbin and Muffin, who were childrens' characters from about the 1950s).

[yor_on]

Settee?
A small sofa right?

I seem to remember some writer discussing that? A sofa stuck in the stairs sort of, not possible to move away? And not possible to have been carried to there either.

Yes, I see what you mean, that settee is quite famous, all over the world
And, it's yours then? Wonder what more one could find there?
==

Ah yes, Douglas Adams?

[John Chapman]

Yes, by 'settee' I mean 'sofa'.

Wonder what more one could find there?

I'd like to say that the G Spots of many women have been found using my settee but, alas, it is not true!
 

[Bored chemist]

That statement is almost certainly grammatically incorrect too.

Compare these two sentences "The  B-list celebrity was found using cocaine" and "The G spot was found using the sofa".
It's an odd image you portray there.
Did you mean "The G spot of many women ... while they were using...". (And I'm not sure if that should be spots)

[RD]

Compare these two sentences "The  B-list celebrity was found using cocaine" and "The G spot was found using the sofa".

There are three possible interpretations of the phrase in bold ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1079895/The-amazing-pictures-giant-spider-eating-bird.html

1. Big spider eats a bird.
2. Big bird eats spiders.
3. Bird eats giant spiders.

[John Chapman]

Yes, yes, thank you B.C. and RD. I'll try to be more precise with my articulation of G Spots in future. (Now there's a sentence I didn't think I'd be writing when I got up this morning!)

And what do you think their collective noun should be? Perhaps an ecstasy of G Spots?

My wife has just suggested a 'neglect' of G Spots. What you trying to say, Love?
 
 

[Geezer]

(I bet no-one outside of the UK recognises the references to Dobbin and Muffin, who were childrens' characters from about the 1950s).

Here comes Muffin, Muffin the mule.

But who was Spotty?

[Bored chemist]

(I bet no-one outside of the UK recognises the references to Dobbin and Muffin, who were childrens' characters from about the 1950s).

Here comes Muffin, Muffin the mule.

But who was Spotty?

Most of us when we were teenagers.
What in dalmation did you need to ask that for?

[Geezer]

But who was Spotty?

Most of us when we were teenagers.
What in dalmation did you need to ask that for?

Spot on! You seem to have spotted my error. I'll revise that.

"But who wasn't Spotty?"

[Mark Lehman]

Hi Guys,

Great thread for general knowledge.Can any one tell me which is the longest 5 minutes?

Thanks
Mark.

[yor_on]

The ones I can't have?

[Geezer]

Hi Guys,

Great thread for general knowledge.Can any one tell me which is the longest 5 minutes?

Thanks
Mark.

No. But I know how long an ono second is.

[omid (OP)]

Someone forgot to tie the other end?

Thank you Yor_on []

A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible? []

[John Chapman]

Thank you Yor_on []

Boo. Hiss. Fix.

Yor_on must've given omid a backhander to get his answer accepted. I'm sure the bondage seahorse one was correct.
 

[omid (OP)]

Boo. Hiss. Fix.

Yor_on must've given omid a backhander to get his answer accepted. I'm sure the bondage seahorse one was correct.
 

NO!!!NO!!! John [:-'(]
omid didn't take nothing from yor_on
but his answer is what omid was looking for [] [] []

[L-Kira]

Someone forgot to tie the other end?

Thank you Yor_on []

A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2 sets. How can this be possible? []

A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different years and on different days.

clue 1: Different days ?
clue 2: Different years ?

it says different days and after that years ??
it should be end of the year.Moreover, end of the day with a 60 seconds difference.
therefore, let us consider first on was born on 31th of December 2009 at 11:59PM.
here is the end of the Day, also end of the year.the other twin will be born on 12:00Am of Jan 2010.
which makes difference of 60 seconds! so, the condition satisfied Omid.this is only possible in your question. I bet this never happened in "REAL".

[omid (OP)]

therefore, let us consider first on was born on 31th of December 2009 at 11:59PM.
here is the end of the Day, also end of the year.the other twin will be born on 12:00Am of Jan 2010.
 

Thank you L-Kira []

A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar. How will she do it? (WITHOUT BREAKING ANY COOKIES-EACH CHILD HAS TO GET A WHOLE!) []

[Bored chemist]

Is it quite a big cookie jar?

[Geezer]

She was using binary arithmetic.