[RD]

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations.
They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.
Why? []

The taxi-driver is a fellow Mason  []

[omid (OP)]

He is walking? 

Thank you Imatfaal []

The taxi-driver is a fellow Mason  []

Thank you RD []

I can travel from there to here by disappearing,
and here to there by reappearing.
What am I ? []

[John Chapman]

Is it the letter 'T'?

[omid (OP)]

Is it the letter 'T'?

Thank you John C []

I usually have a yellow tail.
I usually have a dark head.
I make marks wherever I go.
What am I? []

[imatfaal]

a bic fine biro.  this seems unlikely - bit fits the bill

[omid (OP)]

I am a pencil []

[omid (OP)]

I say everything I hear to others around.
I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race.
I will, immediately, repeat after you;
But only if my tail is in place.
What am I? []

[geo driver]

"fits the bill" did you mean to pun there?  lol

[imatfaal]

"fits the bill" did you mean to pun there?  lol

no. but i wish I had.

[SeanB]

A tape recorder?

[omid (OP)]

A tape recorder?

I am a microphone [:I]

I don't have eyes,
But once I did see.
Once I had thoughts,
But now I'm white and empty.
What am I? []

[Mark Lehman]

Hello Guys,

Any clue?

Lehman.

[omid (OP)]

Hello Guys,

Any clue?

Lehman.

hey Lehman
great to see you []

the asnwer is skull []
well, let omid think of another one................ [] [] []

Soldiers line up spaced with pride,
Two long rows lined side by side.
One sole unit can decide,
If the rows will unite or divide.
Tell omid, tell omid, scream it out.
What's the thing omid talk about? []

[SeanB]

Teeth in your mouth

[omid (OP)]

Teeth in your mouth

Zipper............. [] [] []

What english word has three consecutive double letters? []

[Bored chemist]

I can think of several but they are all related; a noun, the plural and a verb.
As for the plural noun, I wonder if lots of them will get upset by about 5pm today.

[imatfaal]

I have heard claim of the existence of a sub********** thus extending the run of doubles to four; but frankly I think that is a made up word to break a record. 

BC - not quite with you, surely you hoped that the ****makers would be upset.

[omid (OP)]

OK guys,

Omid give you an asnwer without offending one

ummmmmmm........how about..........Bookkeeper []

[omid (OP)]

ummmmmmm..........this one is tricky []

I start with the letter e,
I end with the letter e.
I contain only one letter,
Yet I am not the letter e!
What am I? []

[SeanB]

The Letter L