It is poop a scoop week. Have you scooped your poop?

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Councils in Britain are spending a crazy amount of money cleaning up dog mess. To raise awareness they have named this week as poop-a-scoop week. Can you think of ways of making sure dog owners clean up after their pooches.
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It is poop a scoop week. Have you scooped your poop?
« Reply #1 on: 25/06/2009 00:28:17 »
I was at a BBQ a couple of weeks ago and a lab pooped in the garden. The dog then got excited with all the people around and then suddenly ate all its own poop...job done.
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It is poop a scoop week. Have you scooped your poop?
« Reply #2 on: 25/06/2009 06:15:31 »
I thought it was poop-a-poop week

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« Reply #3 on: 25/06/2009 06:17:58 »
Typical dog... they do the same with other dogs poop and vomit also! YUCK!

They could encourage it by posting doggie bags and cans for disposal stratigically placed in parks as some already do!

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« Reply #4 on: 25/06/2009 06:18:47 »
I thought it was poop-a-poop week

NO No...Pop a poop week!! LOL

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It is poop a scoop week. Have you scooped your poop?
« Reply #5 on: 25/06/2009 15:18:30 »
"Can you think of ways of making sure dog owners clean up after their pooches."


Yes:

#1 - Scoop it up and follow the bugger home, then pop it through their letter box!
#2 - Force them to tread in it!
#3 - Rub their noses' in it!
#4 - Go to their home and crap all over their garden!
#5 - Flog them to within an inch of their life.
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It is poop a scoop week. Have you scooped your poop?
« Reply #6 on: 26/06/2009 02:42:16 »
Bring back the UK dog licence* to cover the clean-up cost.

(* no it's not cheaper if your dog is black & white  [:)] ).
« Last Edit: 26/06/2009 02:45:14 by RD »

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« Reply #7 on: 26/06/2009 17:32:49 »
That is a very old joke!
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« Reply #8 on: 26/06/2009 21:23:45 »
That is a very old joke!

It would have to be : the UK dog licence was scrapped two decades ago.

What about a dog licence, (a.k.a. dog tax),  proportional to the dog's size:

this is only fair as the bigger the dog the more “mess” it will create.

It would also dissuade Mr & Mrs Chav from having the biggest (& nastiest) type of dog .

[Although I don't fancy the job of measuring/weighing their rotweiler-ridgeback crossbreed]
« Last Edit: 26/06/2009 21:35:59 by RD »