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Offline Bass

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« on: 08/07/2009 22:26:05 »
I'm off (but you knew that already) [;D]

I'm off to meet the JimBob [:0].  Wish us both luck!
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« Reply #1 on: 09/07/2009 00:38:01 »
I wish ewe both luck !
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« Reply #2 on: 09/07/2009 00:41:31 »
Hey! Why are you leaving? Going on a big holiday?

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« Reply #3 on: 09/07/2009 00:45:09 »
They're going because they want to hold hands.
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« Reply #4 on: 09/07/2009 00:47:23 »
Oh really? And I thought they just wanted to bang rocks all day. Hmmm...I just realised how I could make the last sentence very rude.

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« Reply #5 on: 09/07/2009 00:49:56 »
The want to hold each others rocks...I think i spelt that right !!..LOL !!
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« Reply #6 on: 09/07/2009 00:50:15 »
..uh oh !!..I might be in trouble now !!
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« Reply #7 on: 09/07/2009 02:14:42 »
I want to go and hold hands too! Have fun Boys! Enjoy the meeting of the minds and the rocks as Neil put it!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #8 on: 11/07/2009 05:37:20 »
I hope they have a gneiss time. They're going to Reno, Nevada. Isn't there something about Reno & weddings?

(Is Bass pronounced to rhyme with case or mass?)
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« Reply #9 on: 11/07/2009 08:36:36 »
What is gneiss time? My sister was married there on her first wedding. I have never been there, Well I hope they have fun.
People like to go get married and quick divorces there,

I assumed more like the Bass fish or (mass).
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"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #10 on: 11/07/2009 11:55:17 »
I'm off (but you knew that already) [;D]

I'm off to meet the JimBob [:0].  Wish us both luck!

Poor Bass.... what that man has to suffer in the name of geology... [:D]
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« Reply #11 on: 12/07/2009 20:27:01 »
I think it is Bass as in base as they are both a bit, well, base. I guess rock men are a bit like cavemen!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #12 on: 21/07/2009 14:51:52 »
Oh - I don't know about all of this. If the women here actually saw the gold coming out of the processing mill they would probably start screaming and ask for more diamonds to put in the gold rings they would want.

They would forget that we need gold to make your microwave work, the digital watch on your wrist work or anything else in our electrified life. 

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« Reply #13 on: 21/07/2009 19:32:21 »
There's gold in them there hills *spits tobacco out into bucket*
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« Reply #14 on: 22/07/2009 04:58:44 »
There's gold in them there hills *spits tobacco out into bucket*

Thar's gold in them thar hills *dribbles baccy on her "Elvis is King" t-shirt*

SHEESH- put a little effort into understanding the deep south. [::)]
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« Reply #15 on: 22/07/2009 09:34:27 »
There's gold in them there hills *spits tobacco out into bucket*

Thar's gold in them thar hills *dribbles baccy on her "Elvis is King" t-shirt*

SHEESH- put a little effort into understanding the deep south. [::)]


Oh I don't know I think thats a fair impression of the Jimbob... [;)]
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« Reply #16 on: 22/07/2009 17:35:32 »
That memorable line originated in northern hills of Georgia (Dahlonega) during the first gold rush of 1828- long before the discovery of gold in California.  Has nothing to do with the JimBob- Texas, while southern, is a separate region from the "heart of Dixie".  [::)]
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« Reply #17 on: 22/07/2009 20:41:32 »
Wasn't Dixie a cartoon mouse? What was his partner called?
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« Reply #18 on: 22/07/2009 21:01:39 »
Pixie.

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« Reply #19 on: 22/07/2009 21:11:35 »
Oh yes pixie. Did they have any catch phrases. My memory of them is well blurred.
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« Reply #20 on: 22/07/2009 21:13:20 »
Oh yes pixie. Did they have any catch phrases. My memory of them is well blurred.

Mr. Jinks: 'I hate those meeeces to pieces!'

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« Reply #21 on: 22/07/2009 21:17:56 »
That memorable line originated in northern hills of Georgia (Dahlonega) during the first gold rush of 1828- long before the discovery of gold in California.  Has nothing to do with the JimBob- Texas, while southern, is a separate region from the "heart of Dixie".  [::)]

Jimbob's pedantism rubbing off on you then?? [:D]
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« Reply #22 on: 22/07/2009 21:27:03 »
That memorable line originated in northern hills of Georgia (Dahlonega) during the first gold rush of 1828- long before the discovery of gold in California.  Has nothing to do with the JimBob- Texas, while southern, is a separate region from the "heart of Dixie".  [::)]

Jimbob's pedantism rubbing off on you then?? [:D]
Is that even a word?
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« Reply #23 on: 22/07/2009 21:28:57 »
That memorable line originated in northern hills of Georgia (Dahlonega) during the first gold rush of 1828- long before the discovery of gold in California.  Has nothing to do with the JimBob- Texas, while southern, is a separate region from the "heart of Dixie".  [::)]

Jimbob's pedantism rubbing off on you then?? [:D]
Is that even a word?

I did wonder that, but I figured there would be a FOG lurking about to correct me if there wasnt.
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« Reply #24 on: 23/07/2009 02:56:55 »
Jimbob's pedantism rubbing off on you then?? [:D]

I like pendants.  Especially with perfect cleavage.

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« Reply #25 on: 23/07/2009 08:25:20 »
Jimbob's pedantism rubbing off on you then?? [:D]

I like pendants.  Especially with perfect cleavage.

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That's a perfect cleavage?? I need to tone mine down then!


PS Tell Jammie I am missing him....... like an aperture in the cranium.
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« Reply #26 on: 23/07/2009 08:45:26 »

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« Reply #27 on: 23/07/2009 08:54:28 »
Hmm....http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=18443.0

Lol trust you to remember that one!!! [:D}

Yep... I am an all calcite woman...
Hey do you think that will be a good chat up line to use on a geologist??
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« Reply #28 on: 31/07/2009 18:52:45 »
Jimbob's pedantism rubbing off on you then?? [:D]

I like pendants.  Especially with perfect cleavage.

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That's a perfect cleavage?? I need to tone mine down then!


PS Tell Jammie I am missing him....... like an aperture in the cranium.


This is NOT perfect cleavage. Please note that the two 'parts' of "Crystal" are not bi-laterally symmetrical, a requirement for perfect cleavage.

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« Reply #29 on: 03/08/2009 11:45:31 »
I have one crystal bigger than the other too. I have to do one sided cleavage improvement exercises.
Still, I guess I provide something for everyone!
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« Reply #30 on: 03/08/2009 18:29:41 »
One sided cleavage improvement exercises? <ponder> <picking mind out of the gutter> Erm... What would those exercises consist off?
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« Reply #31 on: 03/08/2009 18:51:19 »
I do offer a ' hands on' treatment !...this is not some sly trick that some iniquitous proletariat might suggest...though, it does mean my tongue rolled out onto the floor and my tail wagging fervently !...all in the name of "treatment" of course.
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