For The Doggy That Has Everything !

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Offline neilep

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« on: 21/08/2009 16:15:20 »

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It even comes with a tube of lube !!

Men are the same as women, just inside out !

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« Reply #1 on: 21/08/2009 17:25:21 »
Good news for trousers and pants around the world!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't

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« Reply #2 on: 21/08/2009 23:30:16 »
Ah, yes!

Something for the pervert in every animal.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #3 on: 22/08/2009 01:47:00 »
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If you have smooth floors that doll will be pushed around the room   [:)]

Someone has solved the problem by fitting (orange?) rubber ball feet ...

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http://thevossreport.wordpress.com/2009/08/05/funniest-thing-ive-seen-lately-hotdoll-for-dogs/
« Last Edit: 22/08/2009 01:54:20 by RD »

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« Reply #4 on: 22/08/2009 04:24:25 »
Butt do they know how to use it?

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« Reply #5 on: 22/08/2009 07:14:47 »

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It even comes with a tube of lube !!



LOL...Now what did I say about that humor of yours?! LOL....


Perfect.....subject line for you.....

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« Reply #6 on: 22/08/2009 20:15:05 »
And here's something for the kitties...
It's a real toy, you can buy it!
 




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« Reply #7 on: 24/08/2009 17:37:05 »
My friends dog used to do the arm of the chair and six months later it had a litter of little foot stools!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #8 on: 25/08/2009 07:12:39 »
If you have smooth floors that doll will be pushed around the room   [:)]

Someone has solved the problem by fitting (orange?) rubber ball feet ...

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http://thevossreport.wordpress.com/2009/08/05/funniest-thing-ive-seen-lately-hotdoll-for-dogs/

This one seems to be able to do more than doggy style [;)]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't

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« Reply #9 on: 25/08/2009 20:03:16 »
There is a point to this story- it just takes a while...

There's a place on the river in Oxford named "Parsons' Pleasure) where, by tradition, the men go swiming. Since the tradition predates speedos (other swimwear is available) they swim naked.
The river is also used by people punting and, again by tradition, the ladies in the punts dismebark and walk round  the area to rejoin the punt further down the river.

According to legend, a party of women punters were unaware of this (or chose to ignore it) and so they came across a group of men without their clothes.
Most of the men covered their "private" parts. One man covered his face.
Afterwards his fellows commented on this and he explained "I don't know about you lot, but I covered up the bit by which I thought they might recognise me. Did you?"

Anyway, why has only one of the dogs portrayed "in flagrante delicto" has his eyes covered over?

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« Reply #10 on: 26/08/2009 03:55:58 »
Anyway, why has only one of the dogs portrayed "in flagrante delicto" has his eyes covered over?

I attempted to give the Yorkie anonymity for comic effect, (his identity is not disguised on the original website).

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« Reply #11 on: 26/08/2009 19:08:33 »
That's OK, as long as there's a sensible explanation.
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« Reply #12 on: 27/08/2009 02:37:02 »
If this doggy had everything he probably wouldn't need this toy..   

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« Reply #13 on: 01/09/2009 15:03:32 »
Are they chew proof???

http://www.wild-canidae-conservation-forum.netne.net/

Primary producers are always looking to cut back the population increase!
That looks a much more humane way.
e.g. Air Drops from Red Cross.

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« Reply #14 on: 05/09/2009 01:28:57 »
Pretty funny! I guess everyone is trying to make a buck, but I guess for a dogs purposes this may work, they do try to make love to dolls.