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I was bleedin' bleeding too.
I'm sick as a pig. Bum.
Here's the reply I received from BA.From: BATo: B A BlackSubject: SheepDear Mr. Black,Thank you for your enquiry regarding sheep flying in Business Class. We regret that BA has a strict policy that excludes all ruminants from flying in the passenger compartment.BOAC (a former component of BA) did, for a while, allow ruminants to travel in the passenger compartment, but this policy had to be amended after two Highland Cattle became highly inebriated on a flight from Heathrow to New York. They became quite belligerent and prevented other passengers from using the bathrooms for the latter part of the flight.Sincerely,R U Wooly
I was in the pub last night when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.By the end of the song, I felt much better, but looking round I noticed everybody was staring at me. It was then that I remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
...all I need do is do up my shoelaces for 30 seconds ! numerous times ! 
I Got that one straight way!! I think I deserve a star!! Wheres my Star Sir Neil?
I am hurting like crazy and the benefit the pool had on my hips and joints was remarkable.. and it amazes me how much pain I am in without it.
Quote from: Karen W. on 23/09/2009 06:23:42I am hurting like crazy and the benefit the pool had on my hips and joints was remarkable.. and it amazes me how much pain I am in without it.It must be horrible having pains all over (rather than just several pains in the arse like I have). What you need is a long, lingering, oily all-over body massage. I'll send Neil over.
I've had a crap day. I have been doing grant applications all day. Hoop jumping monkey that I am.