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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!Funny ewe should post this because today was ' dress like a pirate 'day at my Sophies(7) school !..and she looked fab !And this is my favourite pirate joke ever !!"Why are Pirates called Pirates"....."because they arrrggghhhh !! "LOL...the punch line to be delivered with a piratey thrust of the arm !!As told to me by my then 12 year old daughter !!
A pirate with an eye patch, a hook, and a peg leg walks into a tavern and orders a rum.Curious, the bartender says, "You look like you've been through a lot of sea battles. How did you get the peg leg?"The pirate answered, "Arr, a cannonball blew me leg right off in the midst of battle!""Wow! And how about the hook?" asked the bartender."Arr, me hand was eaten by a shark on the high seas!""That's amazing! And the eye patch?""Arr, a seagull crapped in me eye."Confused, the bartender asked, "How can you lose your eye from seagull crap?"The pirate replied, "Well, it was me first day with the hook."