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Offline Geezer

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« on: 29/09/2009 22:30:33 »
What is the first thing you know?
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force Šther.

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« Reply #1 on: 30/09/2009 00:50:57 »
To know how to breath ?

cry ?..feed ?
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« Reply #2 on: 30/09/2009 01:27:03 »
Good try, but that's not it.
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« Reply #3 on: 30/09/2009 03:28:40 »
Physically? I heard it was to swim.
Otherwise I would guess think :)

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« Reply #4 on: 30/09/2009 03:59:02 »
Soap opera signature tune ?

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Of all the abilities of the fetus, learning has attracted considerable attention for its 'adult like' qualities.  In 1988 we found that babies whose mothers had watched the TV programme 'Neighbours' whilst pregnant preferred this tune after birth, even though they had only heard the tune before birth.
http://www.psych.qub.ac.uk/Research/Centres/FetalBehaviourResearchCentre/Research/

[or mother's voice]

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« Reply #5 on: 30/09/2009 04:10:37 »
Very interesting. Not what I had in mind though.

(Hint - this question was posted in Chat, so the answer is unlikely to have much to do with science!)

(Second Hint - older viewers are much more likely to know this)
« Last Edit: 30/09/2009 04:16:57 by Geezer »
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« Reply #6 on: 30/09/2009 09:32:56 »
sound,awareness, warmth , pain, and Hunger?

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #7 on: 30/09/2009 09:33:46 »
I like RD's mention of mummys voice. After all baby spends all that time inside mummy hearing it !! My initial mentions of breath, cry and feed I have resigned to instincts now. Could the first thing ewe learn be the adoption of a habit ?
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« Reply #8 on: 30/09/2009 09:44:42 »
As a foetus........

Erm...... How about, 'Its dark in here!'

Heartbeat?
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #9 on: 30/09/2009 09:47:48 »
love...touch or sensation.

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« Reply #10 on: 30/09/2009 16:07:18 »
I don't mean to be "crude", but nobody is even flipping close.
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« Reply #11 on: 30/09/2009 16:34:57 »
The first thing I usually know, is...... I'm wrong!
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #12 on: 30/09/2009 17:21:29 »
"millions" know this
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« Reply #13 on: 30/09/2009 17:27:33 »
Are ewe giving us subtle clues ?

millions....crude ??

is it anything to do with procreational joy ??
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« Reply #14 on: 30/09/2009 17:32:32 »
different crude
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« Reply #15 on: 30/09/2009 18:03:57 »
RD was close, but not for the right reasons
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« Reply #16 on: 30/09/2009 18:18:06 »
well, i reckon, I musta slipped on some earl and ended up in the hills because my last answer was too doggon far fetched.
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« Reply #17 on: 30/09/2009 18:21:19 »
well, i reckon, I musta slipped on some earl and ended up in the hills.
I think you figured it out!
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« Reply #18 on: 30/09/2009 18:43:26 »
For me it was breast feeding.

Some habits are hard to break.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #19 on: 30/09/2009 18:51:41 »
For me it was breast feeding.

Some habits are hard to break.

Not quite what I had in mind. [:D]

BTW, this one is right up your street. Maybe you got it already?
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« Reply #20 on: 30/09/2009 18:52:29 »
Your name ?
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« Reply #21 on: 30/09/2009 19:02:07 »
Your name ?

Nope. I'll post the official answer at 8:00 pm UK time, then I will go into hiding for a while.
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« Reply #22 on: 30/09/2009 19:44:25 »
T minus 15 and counting
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« Reply #23 on: 30/09/2009 20:00:01 »
The official answer is:


ol' Jed's a millionaire
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« Reply #24 on: 30/09/2009 20:03:35 »
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
 
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
 
Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
 
Hills, that is.

Swimmin pools, movie stars.
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« Reply #25 on: 30/09/2009 20:24:15 »
What is the first thing you know?

Survival.
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #26 on: 30/09/2009 21:47:57 »
*Slaps the Geezer in the mush.* to think I wasted good brain cells on this and I've only got six left.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #27 on: 30/09/2009 23:11:13 »
Crude oil and the Beverly Hillbillies??? I am so dense.. LOL I still don't get it but You make me miss my water aerobics class.....LOL..

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« Reply #28 on: 01/10/2009 05:49:30 »
Oil aerobics is a lot more fun.
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« Reply #29 on: 01/10/2009 05:50:43 »
Peeks round corner. Is it safe?
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« Reply #30 on: 01/10/2009 07:13:17 »
oooh
Oil aerobics is a lot more fun.
Yes it is more fun!! LOL....

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« Reply #31 on: 01/10/2009 07:15:05 »
Peeks round corner. Is it safe?

Yes indeed it is! More then safe... The only danger you are in, is of being mauled by an old Lonesome women who is toting a nice big bottle of oil!! LOL...

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« Reply #32 on: 01/10/2009 08:50:00 »
*Slaps the Geezer in the mush.* to think I wasted good brain cells on this and I've only got six left.

Boasting again eh! Only six brain cells left! Huh! I only had 6 to start with. After this I'm down to 7.

As for you Mr Geezer,
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« Reply #33 on: 01/10/2009 20:07:04 »
Hhhhhh........

You got me Bugsy. (Croaks)
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