Oh dear ...soem advice please about a Bee !

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« on: 02/10/2009 14:45:35 »
Oh..I have been clearing off all the earth that has accumulated on the top of our air raid shelter

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and dug up what I gather was a hibernating bee !....



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...it's erhmm..walking about rather sedated and wonder what I should do ?..should I attempt to bury it ?..or let it find a new hibernating place ?


I luff bees ..I luff stroking them ewe know !


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« Reply #1 on: 02/10/2009 14:48:19 »
Uh oh !!...make that two bees !!....
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« Reply #2 on: 02/10/2009 14:57:54 »
I think I would be tempted to recover them where they are.

You're supposed to do that sort of thing in the spring, that's why its called 'spring cleaning'.

Poor little bee's..... ahhhhhhh.

JUST A MIN....... so its you is it? You are responsible for CCD! Why you, you, YOU, take that and that
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« Reply #3 on: 02/10/2009 15:07:44 »
Yes, it's me who , all by myself, is responsible for the world wide phenomena....I go quickly to rebury the little dazed bees !
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« Reply #4 on: 02/10/2009 15:15:41 »
Ouch !!..I deserve that beating..the bees have buggered orf...hopefully to a new sanctuary !!
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« Reply #5 on: 02/10/2009 15:36:08 »
I love the little busy bees,
They are busy all the hours.
Flying hither, flying thither,
visiting lots of flowers.

I love the little busy bees,
They make for me sweet honey.
Pure as gold, delicious too,
In return they ask not for money.

I love the little busy bees,
As they polinate the crops.
Ensuring a harvest of nut and fruit,
They really are the tops.

So love the little busy bees,
And they will love you back,
For if I catch you hurting one,
I'll give you a bloody wack.

© Don_1 2009
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« Reply #6 on: 02/10/2009 17:30:27 »
Oh..I have been clearing off all the earth that has accumulated on the top of our air raid shelter


Ah! getting ready for 2012 I see.

Nice poemetry Don_1.
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« Reply #7 on: 02/10/2009 18:13:41 »
Yep, real kwality poemage from the Don !!
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« Reply #8 on: 03/10/2009 08:31:03 »
isn't it dying?
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« Reply #9 on: 03/10/2009 14:04:56 »
isn't it dying?

I...well...I'm not so sure ...until I dug them up I figured they were bedding down for the winter !
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« Reply #10 on: 03/10/2009 17:37:24 »
BTW Are you absolutely sure that's an air raid shelter? Looks like it's been there for a very long time.

I'd call in Quatermass and get him to check it out before you do any more digging.
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« Reply #11 on: 03/10/2009 18:07:53 »
BTW Are you absolutely sure that's an air raid shelter? Looks like it's been there for a very long time.

I'd call in Quatermass and get him to check it out before you do any more digging.


I did try calling Quatermass but he was knee deep in his pit....

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...however...as ewe can see...it's an air raid shelter.....else it's a gateway to somewhere else....*eeirie creaking door and scary oooooh ooooh's with sinister laughter*









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