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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?

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I never fart
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Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?

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This is an important piece of scientific research, so be honest!

Your vote is anonymous.
« Last Edit: 30/11/2009 16:36:44 by Geezer »
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Nope !!...As a sheepie I of course absolutely luff the smell of my own farts !!...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand then breathe in that farty goodness !!...I then enjoy the remaining aroma beneath the sheets......mmmmmmmmmm.....puts hairs on ya chest !


I luff it !!...and ewe do too !
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...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand ....

It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?
« Last Edit: 30/11/2009 00:15:06 by FuzzyUK »

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sometimes...

I occasionally wonder whether I have inadvertently innoculated myself with the methanogenic bugs fom landfill sites I have worked on. [xx(]

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LOL...Well I am afraid to comment on the ground that it may incriminate me!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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It rather depends on what I have been stuffing my throat. Some foods have little effect, while others result a noxious niff that could render an elephant unconscious at 100 paces.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand ....

It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?

I rarely miss..but when I do then I just hide beneath the covers...don't want to waste it !
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I would not want to be south of Don after he's had a chicken and bean vindaloo !!
« Last Edit: 30/11/2009 13:23:45 by neilep »
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no own are like roses

but the small of others should be questioned. lock all farts up, but your own
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...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand ....

It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?

I rarely miss..but when I do then I just hide beneath the covers...don't want to waste it !

Does your wife still luv u?

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« Reply #10 on: 01/12/2009 00:26:48 »
...when in bed and I feel one coming I get ready and catch it in my hand ....

It's called a cup cake. By the way, what happens if you miss?

I rarely miss..but when I do then I just hide beneath the covers...don't want to waste it !

Does your wife still luv u?

Erhmm...well, we do sleep in different rooms !!
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« Reply #11 on: 01/12/2009 00:27:07 »
It's lewd, it's rude, it's awfully crude
Especially fun when you're in the mood
Brings a laugh when you're in the nude
Flapajack flapajack spray spray spray
Soft or silent blasted any way
Fart, guff, windypop
Never to be done in a crowded shop

Blow off, blow off, fart fart fart
Rubacheek, rubacheek it's an art art art
Underneath the bed sheets
Bubbles in the bath
Open up the window
Cuts oxygen by half

Rubbery cheeks and stained underwear
There's a fart around
Better beware !


FART by Sheepie    23 Feb 1984




Mid 1980's kwality poemage right there !!
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« Reply #12 on: 01/12/2009 00:43:25 »
I love that poem... makes me laugh a lot! You crack me up sheepy! LOL...

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #13 on: 01/12/2009 09:05:54 »
Does your wife still luv u?
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Erhmm...well, we do sleep in different rooms !!

That's probably because you keep farting in front of her. There are three solutions to your extremely rude anti-social behaviour:
a). Allow her to fart first
b). Fart behind her
c). Promise never to forcibly hold her head under the duvet again when you vent.

You could have a new lease of marriage life if you conform to these rules.

(P.S. Your poem has scored two hits already in the Google Search Engine.)
« Last Edit: 01/12/2009 15:22:26 by FuzzyUK »

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« Reply #14 on: 01/12/2009 09:33:55 »
One of your best efforts sheepy!!!

If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #15 on: 02/12/2009 23:10:26 »
i find mine to be completely foul at times..... and so do others lol

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« Reply #16 on: 03/12/2009 08:50:49 »
Apparently yoga exercises can improve ones ability to control ones sphincter muscle though there is no guarantee this method refines the smells.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC5pSuzldzs

More from Mr. Methane:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mr+methane&search_type=&aq=f


I can recommend cabbage, brussel sprouts and bread for killer smells.

Anyone up for a contest? Here are a couple of clips from my best performances highlighted in my CV:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart15b.mp3
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart35b.mp3

« Last Edit: 03/12/2009 13:04:51 by FuzzyUK »

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« Reply #17 on: 03/12/2009 10:51:07 »
Apparently yoga exercises can improve ones ability to control sphincter muscles though there is no guarantee this method refines the smells.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC5pSuzldzs

More from Mr. Methane:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mr+methane&search_type=&aq=f


I can recommend cabbage, brussel sprouts and bread for killer smells. Anyone up for a contest? Here are a couple of clips from my best performances highlighted in my CV:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart15b.mp3
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fusniak/farts/fart35b.mp3



LOL @ Fuzzy !!



Have ewe ever checked out the farting preacher !!...gotta see this (erhmm..no offence to religious peeps)...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9kJZvYBB0
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« Reply #18 on: 03/12/2009 12:30:39 »
i like the poem neilep noice ver nioce
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« Reply #19 on: 03/12/2009 13:35:23 »
Have ewe ever checked out the farting preacher !!

No, but the wife seems able to compete on equal grounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI-7UMzMc5k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYCz8vSGTDI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvpmWf_2-bA

P.S. I meant the pastors wife - not mine!
« Last Edit: 03/12/2009 13:44:06 by FuzzyUK »

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« Reply #20 on: 03/12/2009 13:46:29 »
Its no good...... I had to stop watching the farting preacher. The laughter was beginning to hurt.
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« Reply #21 on: 03/12/2009 13:49:31 »
too funny
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« Reply #22 on: 03/12/2009 15:49:39 »
LOl..glad ewe all liked it...ewe probably noticed there's a  whole bunch of em....that one's my particular fave.

Thanks for kind words about the ' fart ' poem Geo & Don !!
« Last Edit: 03/12/2009 15:55:19 by neilep »
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« Reply #23 on: 05/12/2009 04:22:35 »
You may also enjoy this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuw6lYVAlaI
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« Reply #24 on: 05/12/2009 21:08:49 »
The aroma of my farts can be rather appealing ,unfortuanatly the wife doesnt think so if she in bed beside me

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« Reply #25 on: 05/12/2009 21:39:50 »
LOL..LOL...You boys are a "Scent-uous" bunch of boys with all the olfactory senses in high mode when it comes to your own aromas! LOL..LOL...

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« Reply #26 on: 09/12/2009 20:50:03 »
The worst farty moments I have are in my car. The enclosed space can be very dangerous and I find wafting and driving difficult to do. Just when I think my farts are gone I realise that they have all been accumulating in the air conditioning. They resurface in a gang smelling of mouldy cabage.
The other silly place to fart is in an empty lift because when the doors open and people get in your the only one to blame.
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« Reply #27 on: 09/12/2009 22:05:09 »
Ooooh That could be very bad!!

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« Reply #28 on: 10/12/2009 05:48:24 »
The other silly place to fart is in an empty lift because when the doors open and people get in your the only one to blame.

It's not a problem. I always carry a few shards of thin broken glass with me. If I have to let go big time, I simply drop some of the glass on the floor, point at it and shout, "Some bastard dropped a stink bomb!"
« Last Edit: 10/12/2009 18:21:03 by Geezer »
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« Reply #29 on: 10/12/2009 06:12:40 »
LOL...LOL...a stink Bomb...LOL..

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« Reply #30 on: 10/12/2009 18:26:52 »
Interesting. More than 25% of respondents say they are repulsed. That's not what I expected, but as this is science at work, let's see where it goes.

Perhaps some respondents are confused between embarrassed and repulsed?
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« Reply #31 on: 10/12/2009 20:15:32 »
That is the problem, you can't see where it goes only smell, where it goes.
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« Reply #32 on: 11/12/2009 04:09:12 »
There should be a sometimes on that pole!

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« Reply #33 on: 12/12/2009 05:49:09 »
I think some people may be telling porkies.
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« Reply #34 on: 12/12/2009 07:51:38 »
Mine can be silent and deadly or loud obnoxious and odorless.. I never know!

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« Reply #35 on: 12/12/2009 09:07:51 »
"Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?"
Yes, hell yes!
I needa open some windows

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« Reply #36 on: 12/12/2009 09:12:51 »
LOL..LOL...Good darn thing for windows!

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« Reply #37 on: 12/12/2009 09:15:38 »
I cannot believe this fart thread has "492 Views" and I have actually posted in it!!! I have to get a life!..LOL


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« Reply #38 on: 13/12/2009 00:33:30 »
Isn't that from where air conditioning was made?
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« Reply #39 on: 13/12/2009 04:38:59 »
"Do you find the aroma from your own flatulence to be repulsive?"
Yes, hell yes!
I needa open some windows

What the hell do you expect if you live "down under"?

Can't you rig up a charcoal filter or something? Should be trivial for a chemist.
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« Reply #40 on: 13/12/2009 04:44:53 »
Hahaa, great idea!