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« on: 10/01/2010 23:53:18 »
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Published: 12:49PM GMT 07 Jan 2010

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6946257/Mans-penis-removed-from-pipe.html

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« Reply #1 on: 11/01/2010 00:29:01 »
I read a slightly extended account of this event, which included a few comments from the fireman entrusted with wielding the angle-grinder.  Apparently, he was very good at tricky and delicate work, and that an important factor in the 'operation' was ensuring that not too much heat was built up during the process.
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #2 on: 11/01/2010 00:57:52 »
If it was an exhaust pipe the operation could almost be described as a decoke. [:)]

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« Reply #3 on: 11/01/2010 03:47:44 »
As in choke a chicken?
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« Reply #4 on: 11/01/2010 13:04:51 »
Could have been a vacuum cleaner pipe.

This is what happens if you anthropomorphize a hoover  [:)]

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580535/Worker-caught-having.html
« Last Edit: 11/01/2010 20:35:22 by RD »

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« Reply #5 on: 11/01/2010 17:22:51 »
The first car vacs had to have a change of design as men were going into casuality after sticking there willy in a dust buster vacuum cleaner and suffering cuts from the fan blades...ouchies!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #6 on: 11/01/2010 17:24:10 »
I'm quite interested in the seven firemen and a 4 and a half inch grinder. Do you have their phone numbers?
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« Reply #7 on: 11/01/2010 19:15:54 »
How close did the guy get to winning a Darwin award?
(BTW, I'm sure there should be a joke about an organ grinder here somewhere.)
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« Reply #8 on: 12/01/2010 06:03:58 »
The "organ grinder" was the last straw.

I fell off my blinking chair!
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force Šther.

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« Reply #9 on: 12/01/2010 10:39:21 »
LOL..LOL...That was very good Bored! LOL..Hee hee hee hee....

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« Reply #10 on: 12/01/2010 20:02:29 »
Glad to be of service.
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« Reply #11 on: 12/01/2010 22:48:20 »
LOL...LOL..I neededa good laugh...!

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« Reply #12 on: 13/01/2010 11:26:12 »
Sounds like this bloke was having a cross between a 'wet dream' and a 'Pipe dream'.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #13 on: 13/01/2010 17:36:29 »
Perhaps he has a robot fetish ....
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« Reply #14 on: 13/01/2010 17:48:58 »
Ironically, if you read the Telegraph article about it (cited above) the ads at the bototm of the page invite you to "become an organ donor..." oops.

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« Reply #15 on: 13/01/2010 18:26:19 »
Ironically, if you read the Telegraph article about it (cited above) the ads at the bototm of the page invite you to "become an organ donor..." oops.

Chris

WHAT?????
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« Reply #16 on: 14/01/2010 00:32:25 »
hee hee hee... LOL..LOL...LOL Thats a good one Chris! LOL....

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« Reply #17 on: 15/01/2010 05:28:00 »
Has it occurred to anyone that the poor guy had simply ran out of sildenafil?
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« Reply #18 on: 15/01/2010 08:36:34 »
Wow! What a splint



Now you're just boasting.
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« Reply #19 on: 16/01/2010 01:51:15 »
Has it occurred to anyone that the poor guy had simply ran out of sildenafil?
...LOL...LOL..what a interesting name for the Viagra....

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« Reply #20 on: 16/01/2010 01:52:54 »
Now thats a real Hank! LOL...LOL...

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« Reply #21 on: 16/01/2010 23:10:21 »
Could have been a vacuum cleaner pipe.

This is what happens if you anthropomorphize a hoover  [:)]

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580535/Worker-caught-having.html


I liked the bicyclist reply as they opened the door.
"What is it then?" and then he kept on...

As they say, some things are just to important to interrupt..
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