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One day Omid drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. Omid went up to the Peppercorn and said, "Excuse me sir, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?" "Well," said Peppercorn, "that there pig is very special. One time my wife was cooking something she stepped out of the kitchen and it caught on fire. No one in the house knew about it but the pig and he saved me, my wife, and my 2 kids." "That's amazing sir but why does that pig only have three legs?" said Omid. "Then there was that time the pig saw a big storm coming and we didn't. The pig ran into the house and dragged us out to the storm cellar. If it weren't for that pig we would all be dead." "But still, that doesn't explain why the pig only has 3 legs.", Omid exclaimed. "And I remember the time my youngest son was stuck up in a tree but I was too far away to hear him scream. The pig came running towards me and led me to where he was.""Well, that is miracle, but how come that pig only has 3 legs?" Omid said, quite annoyed at this point. "Well," said Peppercorn, "with a pig that special... you don't eat it all at once!!."
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SeanB was startled to see the nonchalant way Peppercorn was taking the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man. “You said you loved her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?”“I’m waiting.”“Waiting for what?” asked SeanB“Waiting to catch her with a smaller feller.” replied Peppercorn
Geezer comes home very drunk and can not get the key in the door. He calls his wife and says" Please let me in"..and she says "NO"......ha ha ha     lol 
My favorite hobby is farting in lifts (elevators) which is wrong on so many levels.
Depends if you are going up or down. If you go up it is the smell that lingers, and if you are going down then you are sinking to new depths.
Quote from: SeanB on 25/07/2010 16:41:50Depends if you are going up or down. If you go up it is the smell that lingers, and if you are going down then you are sinking to new depths.Silly! It's the smelody that lingers on.
Is that how they named that place where the huge battle between the Australian Cavalry in the last great cavalry charge into battle and the Turkish Garrison took place? Beersheba, now in Israel?I didn't know Neil was that old.