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« Reply #250 on: 18/09/2010 14:27:51 »
Peppercorn at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman called BORED chemist. After several minutes, BORED chemsit had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to the other building that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," Peppercorn replied. "Let's see what you've got."
BORED chemist reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then nodding to Peppercorn, he said with a smile, "All right. Get in." [:D] [:D] [:D]



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« Reply #251 on: 18/09/2010 20:31:58 »




But first, Peppercorn needs to make a phone call to his lawyer!
« Last Edit: 18/09/2010 20:34:00 by demografx »

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« Reply #252 on: 19/09/2010 12:25:20 »
Then nodding to Peppercorn, he said with a smile, "All right. Get in." [:D] [:D] [:D]

Damn - Brain over brawn!
And there was me thinking my patented chest expansion program was going to make me rich  [;D]

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« Reply #253 on: 19/09/2010 20:04:12 »
I'm worried.
If peppercorn realises that all he needs to do is decline my offer of a lift to the other building then I'm down a week's pay.
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« Reply #254 on: 20/09/2010 08:40:10 »
I'm worried.
If peppercorn realises that all he needs to do is decline my offer of a lift to the other building then I'm down a week's pay.
Well, you say a week's pay - I only get four shillings a week on the YTS! [:D]

This joke is sort of a transport equivalent of pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps! [???]

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« Reply #255 on: 20/09/2010 18:39:29 »
Imatfaal was complaining to his mother that his stomach hurt. His mother replied, “That’s because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, SeanB was over at Imatfaal's family's house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Imatfaal immediately replied, "That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." [:D] [:D] [:D]



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« Reply #256 on: 21/09/2010 14:41:27 »
Having arrived at the edge of the river for fishing, Demografx soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. Demografx snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later Demografx felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth... [:D] [:D] [:D]



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« Reply #257 on: 21/09/2010 15:03:16 »




I bet this one in the picture is a friend or relative of the snake!

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« Reply #258 on: 22/09/2010 17:43:33 »
Peppercorn lay on the couch telling his psychiatrist a sad tale. “I see BORED chemist, Doctor,” he said. “He is walking down a long corridor, walking up fifteen steps in the green door. There are lots of people standing around. They’re bandaging his eyes – ooh – Doctor, Doctor what does it mean?” “Well,” said the psychiatrist, “if they ain’t playing blind man’s bluff BORED chemist’s in real trouble. [:D] [:D] [:D]



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« Reply #259 on: 22/09/2010 21:33:30 »
On the Fishing line, I know a man who went fishing one day. On his return he had some lovely fish, which he claimed he had caught , cleaned, scaled and brought home to cook. His better half did not believe him, as he had never cleaned up anything before......

On another tack:

A drunk guy staggers home at cock crow, a little the worse for wear. His wife is at the door, breathingf fire, pan in hand. Before she can hit him, he cries "Don't pay the ransom, I escaped".


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« Reply #260 on: 23/09/2010 08:46:04 »




I bet this one in the picture is a friend or relative of the snake!

That is actually a picture of the worlds strongest beer, made by Brewdog called " The End of History". It is 55% ABV with a price tag of about 500 quid!
I bought a bottle of the previous Worlds strongest beer called Tactical Nuclear Penguin as a Christmas present.
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« Reply #261 on: 23/09/2010 11:47:41 »
That is actually a picture of the worlds strongest beer, made by Brewdog called " The End of History". It is 55% ABV with a price tag of about 500 quid!

Indeed! Brewdog are a top Scots export! They make some truly excellent beers - I seem to remember they won beer of the festival at Greenwich BF two years back.  Personally, I enjoyed there product a bit too much on that occasion as a 'volunteer' behind the CamRA bar *hic*
I'm not sure I'd call anything 'brewed' at 55% beer though! [xx(]

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« Reply #262 on: 23/09/2010 13:54:55 »
A motorist, stopped at the side of the road, had the bonnet (hood) up and was looking into the steaming engin compartment.

A passing drunk asked him "What's up mate?"

The motorist replied, "Piston broke."

The drunk  retorted, "Yeah, same here mate!"
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« Reply #263 on: 23/09/2010 18:13:08 »
Don_1 found a magic genie who would grant him one wish. Don_1 said to the genie,” I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii." The genie said,” I’m sorry, but that's going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?" Don_1 answered, "Of course! I want the power to understand all women." The genie thought for a minute. He replied, "How many platforms did you want on that bridge?" [:D] [:D] [:D]


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« Reply #264 on: 24/09/2010 20:31:59 »
A police officer sees Peppercorn driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls Peppercorn over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
Peppercorn says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees Peppercorn still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls Peppercorn over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
Peppercorn replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!" [:D] [:D] [:D]


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« Reply #265 on: 25/09/2010 20:55:12 »
Omid's mother was concerned about her selfish behavior and gave her something of a lecture, stressing that we are put in this world to help others.
Omid seemed much impressed and sat silently, thinking and scratching her head.
At last she looked up and said, “Mommy?”
“Yes, dear?” replied Omid's mother.
“What I want to know is, what are the others for?” [:D] [:D] [:D]

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« Reply #266 on: 30/09/2010 12:49:48 »
Don_1, Demografx and JimBob , stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. Don_1 wishes he was off the island and back home. Demografx wishes the same. JimBob says "I’m lonely. I wish Don_1 and Demografx were back here." [:D] [:D] [:D]

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« Reply #267 on: 01/10/2010 04:15:08 »

           

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« Reply #268 on: 01/10/2010 21:03:47 »
An investment banker building a CDO there Demografx?

 It would seem appropriate .

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« Reply #269 on: 02/10/2010 13:54:44 »
John Chapman awoke one evening to discover prowlers in his storage shed. He immediately called 911, gave his address, to report the prowlers and possible burglary.SeanB at the other end said "Are they in your house?" John Chapman said they were not, only in his storage shed in back of the house. SeanB said there were no cars available at that time. John Chapman thanked SeanB, hung up the phone and counted to 30 and called again. "I just called you about prowlers in my storage shed. Well you do not have to worry, as I just shot them all dead!" Within seconds there were 3 police cars, an ambulance and fire engine at the scene. After capturing the prowlers red-handed, the policeman asked John Chapman, "I thought you said you had shot them all!" John Chapman answered, "I thought you said there were no police available!" [:D] [:D] [:D]


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« Reply #270 on: 02/10/2010 17:45:29 »
My local police don't have a patrol car....... It was stolen by person or persons unknown. They are looking for it, a white sedan with blue lights on the top and the words "POLICE" written on the side.

True thing is that the police stations have a security company guarding them, but they were still broken into and robbed.

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« Reply #271 on: 03/10/2010 10:21:36 »
BORED Chemist on his deathbed called to him, his 3 friends, John Chapman, Don_1 and Demografx. "I am going to die tonight," and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me." BORED Chemist handed them identical envelopes.
A day later they each received news that, that night BORED Chemist had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.
Standing over the coffin one week later Don_1 confessed, " I can't hide what I've done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope because the church needed to be painted."
Then as he did so Demografx also started to fidget then finally confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because my hospital needed a new wing."
Then John Chapman said plainly “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!" [:D] [:D] [:D]



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« Reply #272 on: 05/10/2010 17:11:42 »
John Chapman is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer Demografx meets him before the race and says,
"All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "ALLLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine
John Chapman thinks Demografx is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. John Chapman ignores Demografx's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. John Chapman, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens -- the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, John Chapman thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it" and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.
Demografx is fuming and asks John Chapman what went wrong. John Chapman replies,
"Nothing is wrong with me -- it's this bloody horse. What is he -- deaf or something?"
Demografx replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf -- he's BLIND!" [:D] [:D] [:D]


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« Reply #273 on: 06/10/2010 13:35:20 »
John Chapman walks into a bar, sits at the counter and said "Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender" on my tab. Every one got a drink and thanked John Chapman. After a while John Chapman said "Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender. Put it on my tab." Everybody got their drinks and thanked John Chapman. The bar tender pulled John Chapman to the side and asked him "You know this is going to be a lot of money, can you pay for this? John Chapman said "No". The bar tender took him in the back, beat him up, and threw him out the back door. John Chapman brushed himself off, and went back into the bar. He sat down and said "Drinks, everybody, on me. Except for you bar tender, you don't know how to act when you get drunk [:D] [:D] [:D]


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« Reply #274 on: 08/10/2010 07:08:19 »
John Chapman moves from city to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming.
He heads to the local co-op and tells Demografx, “Give me a hundred baby chickens.”
Demografx complies. A week later John Chapman returns and says, “Give me two hundred baby chickens.” Demografx complies.
Again, a week later John Chapman returns. This time he says, “Give me five-hundred baby chickens.” “Wow! Demografx replies “You must really be doing well!”
“Naw,” said John Chapman with a sigh. “I’m either planting them too deep or too far apart!” [:D] [:D] [:D]

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« Reply #275 on: 08/10/2010 20:43:28 »
Demografx goes to the local farmers market. There he finds Geezer  at a stall, selling a fine range of new small tools at a really low price. Demografx buys a few tools, and later in the week compares prices, and finds that the tools Geezer sells are really cheap, below the price of even the wholesalers. The next weekend he goes back to the market, and speaks to Geezer, asking him how his tools are so cheap. Geezer replies " I buy them from the wholesaler, and sell them for 30% less here" Demografx says " But you are losing money on each tool you sell!. Geezer replies " True, but it is still more profitable than farming. ".


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« Reply #276 on: 17/10/2010 13:26:33 »
Peppercorn was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.

As Peppercorn threw a few bucks into her cup the nun launched into a long tirade about the evils of alcohol. She went on and on about how alcohol was tearing apart the fabric of society and how it was the root of all the city's problems.

Slightly pissed off at having to listen to this Peppercorn said, "Listen sister, I work hard for my money and sometimes at the end of a long day I like a drink or two. That doesn't make me a bad person. I have a wife I idolize and two wonderful kids at home. I provide for my family, I volunteer my time to several local service clubs and I contribute regularly to various charities. Yet you stand here and condemn me just because I drink the occasional glass of scotch!"

The nun was slightly taken aback and replied, "I see your point my son and I apologize if I offended you, but the alcohol is such a powerful demon that all who consume it are doomed..."

"Look there you go again," said Peppercorn, "How can you make such a sweeping statement. Have you ever even TRIED alcohol?"

"Of course not!" gasped the nun, "The evil alcohol has never touched my lips."

"Do you really think that one glass of booze can change you from a devout nun to some kind of evil degenerate?"

"Well, I really don't know ..."

"I'll tell you what, come into the bar with me and I'll buy you a drink. One drink. I'll prove to you that "evil" is not inside the glass, it's inside the person."

"Oh I could never be seen going into such a den of inequity, it's out of the question. However, your comment about evil residing in the person rather than the glass is quite intriguing. I must admit you've aroused a curiosity in me."

"Well let's go inside and settle this"

"No my son, I could never enter such a place... but how about this. Take my tin cup with you and fill it with this "scotch" you mentioned. Bring it out to me and I'll try it."

"You're on!" said Peppercorn.

The nun removed all the change and handed him the tin cup. Peppercorn went into the bar and said to the bartender, "Two scotch on the rocks, and could you put one of them in this tin cup please"

The bartender sighed and said, "Is that darn nun out there again!" [:D] [:D] [:D]
 

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« Reply #277 on: 17/10/2010 13:45:07 »
Demografx's dishwasher quit working so he called a repairman. Since he had to go to work the next day, he told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Demografx's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" [:D] [:D] [:D]

Men just don't listen!
 

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« Reply #278 on: 18/10/2010 23:43:40 »


Teamwork!

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« Reply #279 on: 19/10/2010 18:58:07 »
"Men just don't listen!"
Yeah; like a man would ever have called the repairman.
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« Reply #280 on: 19/10/2010 19:40:07 »
BORED chemist in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter Demografx and read from the menu “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, and one over cooked egg that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.” that’s a complicated order sir, said Demografx. “It might be quite difficult.” BORED chemist replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!” [:D] [:D] [:D]


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« Reply #281 on: 20/10/2010 10:16:44 »
BORED chemist replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”

Lol! [:D]

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« Reply #282 on: 20/10/2010 20:31:56 »
I have eaten at places that served food like that.......

The recipe they used for a hard boiled egg was as follows:

Half fill a 200l pot with water, add 1kg salt.
Turn on the heater
Start placing eggs in the pot when the water starts steaming, you will use around 500 eggs to do so.
When the last egg is in wait until it starts boiling.
Wait 10 minutes and turn off the heat.
When cool enough start removing eggs and place in a tray
Serve them........

Those eggs would bounce if dropped out of our bus, still in the shell. At least 5 times before breaking. They were lethal weapons, unless you were lucky enough to get the top ones, they were merely hard, not blue to the core. We did discover they would break windows if thrown at them.


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« Reply #283 on: 20/10/2010 22:47:07 »
"Demografx!" JimBob yells. I’ve lost my memory!"
“Calm down, JimBob. When did this happen.” asked Demografx
JimBob looked at him. “When did what happen?” [:D] [:D] [:D]

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« Reply #284 on: 22/10/2010 08:07:18 »
Peppercorn was observing his classroom of children while they drew. he would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As he got to little Don_1who was working diligently, Peppercorn asked what the drawing was. little Don_1 replied, "I'm drawing God." Peppercorn paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing, little Don_1 replied, "They will in a minute." [:D] [:D] [:D]




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« Reply #285 on: 23/10/2010 20:30:22 »
Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together. When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, "Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs." "But why me?" said the Cock, "I have only TWO legs!" So, the task fell on Centipede with no doubt. Centipede said nothing and left the room.
The left three waited and waited, but Centipede did not show up. One hour later, they couldn't wait anymore. "What's the devil Centipede doing?" Snake said impatiently, "Cat, go out and take a look!"
When Cat gets to the door, he got frightened. Centipede was SITTING there!!!! So the angry Cat said, "What are you doing here?"
"Can't you see? I'm putting on my shoes,” said Centipede. [:D] [:D] [:D]


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« Reply #287 on: 24/10/2010 01:55:42 »
But what if he drops 100 shoes?  Thanks for comments.  Joe L. Ogan

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« Reply #288 on: 24/10/2010 23:15:32 »
John Chapman and his wife are beginning to notice that neither of them seem to be able to remember things as well as they used to. So, they go to see their doctor, who explains that there is nothing really wrong with, just typical memory loss associated with old age. He suggests that they each get notebooks and write notes to themselves to help remember things. They go home and that evening while watching T.V. John Chapman gets up and heads for the kitchen. His wife asks if he can bring her some ice cream when he returns. John Chapman says he will, and she says he should write it down. "I’m just going to the kitchen, I'll remember." "Well, I want that with nuts, too." "O.K. he says ice cream with nuts." She asks again if he's going to write it down. "No, I'm just going to the kitchen." "And a Cherry on the top?" He agrees and turns toward the kitchen again and she asks again about writing it down. Now John Chapman is angry, "Look, old lady I'm not senile, I can remember ice cream with nuts and a cherry on top." He goes in the kitchen for 10 minutes and when he returns he sets a plate of bacon and eggs in front of his wife. She looks up and says, "Honey, you forgot my toast." [:D] [:D] [:D]


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« Reply #289 on: 26/10/2010 04:30:31 »

But what if he drops 100 shoes?  Thanks for comments.  Joe L. Ogan


Joe, I dropped more than that at the racetrack once.

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« Reply #290 on: 26/10/2010 04:33:42 »

"Demografx!" JimBob yells. I’ve lost my memory!"
“Calm down, JimBob. When did this happen.” asked Demografx
JimBob looked at him. “When did what happen?” [:D] [:D] [:D]


Omid.....hmmmm.....now I forgot what I was going to say!

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« Reply #291 on: 26/10/2010 11:39:11 »
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Good one demografx!!! [;D]

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #292 on: 26/10/2010 11:53:04 »
John Chapman told BORED Chemsit he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” BORED Chemist asked.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered John Chapman innocently.
“You did WHAT?! ?” BORED Chemsit exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained John Chapman, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.” [:D] [:D] [:D]



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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #293 on: 26/10/2010 22:47:52 »



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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #294 on: 27/10/2010 13:20:46 »
Demografx walks into Dunkin’ Donuts and asked Omid. “Excuse me; miss … how many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?” Omid says, “I think it’s a seven-cup thermos.” Demografx says, “All right …. Give me two black, three cream and sugar.” [:D] [:D] [:D]



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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #295 on: 27/10/2010 17:27:04 »

Ahhhh....it was nice to read that....I just now had my morning coffee! [:)]

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #296 on: 28/10/2010 18:35:38 »
When BORED Chemist was putting flowers on his Grandmother's grave he noticed Don_1, very distraught, in front of a tombstone several yards away. Don_1 was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back and forth, head tilted upward to heaven, tears streaming down his cheeks, moaning softly, "Why did you die? Why did you die?" Over and over again.
BORED Chemist was overcome with emotion at this sight and went over to poor Don_1 to try and console him. "Why did you die? Why did you die?" bellowed Don_1 again and again. BORED Chemist gently put his arm around the man and half whispered to him, "My Grandmother is buried just over there. Is a loved one of yours buried here?"
"No," sniffled Don_1, "It's my wife's first husband." [:D] [:D] [:D]


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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #297 on: 28/10/2010 21:52:31 »
When BORED Chemist was putting flowers on his Grandmother's grave he noticed Don_1, very distraught, in front of a tombstone several yards away. Don_1 was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back and forth, head tilted upward to heaven, tears streaming down his cheeks, moaning softly, "Why did you die? Why did you die?" Over and over again.
BORED Chemist was overcome with emotion at this sight and went over to poor Don_1 to try and console him. "Why did you die? Why did you die?" bellowed Don_1 again and again. BORED Chemist gently put his arm around the man and half whispered to him, "My Grandmother is buried just over there. Is a loved one of yours buried here?"
"No," sniffled Don_1, "It's my wife's first husband." [:D] [:D] [:D]


Now. As it happens..................
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #298 on: 29/10/2010 18:37:27 »
JimBob entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. Don_1 greeted him and told him to look around. JimBob began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a politician's brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity JimBob asked Don_1 why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.
Don_1 responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?" [:D] [:D] [:D]



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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #299 on: 30/10/2010 12:30:25 »
And of course the politicians brain is mostly unusable slimy gel, or fibrous money binders.
« Last Edit: 30/10/2010 12:37:04 by SeanB »