A Zebra Is Really A Pack Of Frozen Peas !

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A Zebra Is Really A Pack Of Frozen Peas !
« on: 25/02/2010 01:52:20 »
If ewe scan a zebra with a bar code reader it comes up as frozen peas.


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This is true !


What strange but true facts do ewe know about animals ?
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« Reply #1 on: 25/02/2010 01:57:51 »
Cool!

Which reminds me;

What do you get from Surprise Peas?
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« Reply #2 on: 25/02/2010 08:41:01 »
I would love to see a real Zebra up close like your picture!

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« Reply #3 on: 25/02/2010 10:28:17 »
Cool!

Which reminds me;

What do you get from Surprise Peas?

Surprise peas ?..is that an Americanism type thing ?
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« Reply #4 on: 25/02/2010 10:28:37 »
I would love to see a real Zebra up close like your picture!

Just move your head closer to the screen Mam.
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« Reply #5 on: 25/02/2010 13:31:48 »
lol..lol....are you trying to suck me into this screen? lol...

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« Reply #6 on: 25/02/2010 16:54:38 »
Cool!

Which reminds me;

What do you get from Surprise Peas?

OK I'll Bite - what do you get?
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« Reply #7 on: 25/02/2010 17:30:43 »
Perhaps ewe get grapes !
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« Reply #8 on: 25/02/2010 17:59:23 »
The joke ain't going to work because, apparently, Surprise Peas are no longer on sale in the UK. (They were freeze dried I think.)

http://www.shopenzed.com/surprise-dried-peas-and-mixed-vegetables-xidp158967.html


Anyway, obviously the answer is:

"Wet legs."
« Last Edit: 25/02/2010 18:01:51 by Geezer »
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« Reply #9 on: 25/02/2010 18:01:43 »
Hee hee !..chortle chortle !...it's good Geezer !!
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« Reply #10 on: 25/02/2010 18:03:15 »
Is a zebra black with white stripes or white with back stripes ?....or is it just black and white stripes ?...
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