What mutation would you like?

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Offline Make it Lady

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What mutation would you like?
« on: 13/05/2010 16:41:06 »
I've always fancied an extra pair of hands (with arms to go with them.) What would you fancy if you could pick a mutation? Keep it clean boys!!!!
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What mutation would you like?
« Reply #1 on: 13/05/2010 17:17:29 »
A brain with Google built in.

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What mutation would you like?
« Reply #2 on: 14/05/2010 19:07:23 »
An inability to put on weight that would take be over a size 12 (UK.) I'd like to be size 12 again. *Looks despondantly down at salad for dinner*
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What mutation would you like?
« Reply #3 on: 14/05/2010 21:57:26 »
Hmm... I understand that having an extra third testicle is a relatively common mutation, and having just come from the thread about your cat's operation, it occurs to me that having a spare might not be a bad idea.
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #4 on: 15/05/2010 09:46:44 »
I've always thought that little eyeballs in your finger tips would be handy. Just think, poke your finger over a wall to see on the other side. See behind or above you at will. Investigate the source of that toothache by just pointing at it. Find the correct change in your pocket every time.

However, drawbacks include picking your nose, wiping your bottom and feeling inside your girlfriend's pants. (Shudder)
 

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What mutation would you like?
« Reply #5 on: 15/05/2010 17:51:33 »
LOL..LOL...LOL....LOL...LOL...hee hee hee hee...Those are funny as heck...LOL....

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