Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #100 on: 18/06/2010 00:14:49 »


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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« Reply #101 on: 18/06/2010 02:20:26 »
That is a mutant fruit flie.
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« Reply #102 on: 18/06/2010 06:36:32 »
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Trouser flies like a zipper.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force Šther.

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« Reply #103 on: 18/06/2010 17:17:14 »

That fast???

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« Reply #104 on: 18/06/2010 20:06:25 »
Will my TV reception improve if my Aunt Anna is mounted on the roof?
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« Reply #105 on: 18/06/2010 22:25:51 »
Your aunt might appreciate being mounted anywhere.
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« Reply #106 on: 19/06/2010 02:19:29 »

                        


You know the saying, "mountees always get their man"!

« Last Edit: 19/06/2010 02:37:59 by demografx »

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« Reply #107 on: 19/06/2010 02:40:31 »
That's right! The RCMP now have female officers as well - forgot about that completely. But mounting buffaloes???? Well, if it is part of the GREAT SEAL OF THE RCMP who am I to cast dispersions on the way they ride?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #108 on: 19/06/2010 03:20:46 »
 
                    


Geezer, I respectfully think that Aunt Anna should signal her true intent.
« Last Edit: 19/06/2010 05:09:36 by demografx »

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« Reply #109 on: 19/06/2010 04:20:35 »

buffaloes????


Are you sure? Looks a bit sheepish to me.
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« Reply #110 on: 19/06/2010 04:31:38 »


That's right! The RCMP now have female officers as well - forgot about that completely. But mounting buffaloes???? Well, if it is part of the GREAT SEAL OF THE RCMP who am I to cast dispersions on the way they ride?


                          
             BB, shown mounted on a horse


Perhaps we could introduce your Aunt Anna to Buffalo Bill?

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« Reply #111 on: 19/06/2010 04:40:08 »

Perhaps we could introduce your Aunt Anna to Buffalo Bill?


Perhaps, but I'm not sure what kind of reception he'd get.
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« Reply #112 on: 19/06/2010 04:55:07 »

Oh, that's easy, as long as he gets to hold on to her cute little rabbit ears.

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« Reply #113 on: 19/06/2010 05:17:38 »

Oh, that's easy, as long as he gets to hold on to her cute little rabbit ears.

To paraphrase Many Barrowloads, "Could it be FM?"
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« Reply #114 on: 19/06/2010 05:43:35 »

             
          ultra-modern high-tech digital radio



Radio has taught us a grim lesson: Life is FMeral, with everyone just walking about AMlessly, waiting to dial.

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« Reply #115 on: 19/06/2010 19:45:33 »


buffaloes????


Are you sure? Looks a bit sheepish to me.


         

In that case I would play it safe.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #116 on: 19/06/2010 20:46:14 »
Sometimes its funner to be a little RAM-bunctious then to be as gentle as a Lamb!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #117 on: 19/06/2010 23:53:26 »



Karen... [;D]

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #118 on: 20/06/2010 00:00:02 »



Karen... [;D]
Well you told me to join in and well..uh I can't help it if my mind was in the gutter after your post! :-)

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« Reply #119 on: 20/06/2010 01:28:18 »
after, during and WELL before his post.
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« Reply #120 on: 20/06/2010 02:30:04 »


Karen... [;D]


Well you told me to join in and well..uh I can't help it if my mind was in the gutter after your post! :-)


No, Karen I don't mind at all - not one bit. I was laughing with you because you won a prize (the shirt)! Now let's see if JimBob and Geezer get tricked into giving away their mindset by "getting" the hot dog pic!

   

                        

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #121 on: 20/06/2010 04:11:03 »


[her mind's-in-the-gutter] after, during and WELL before his post.


future tents, too?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #122 on: 20/06/2010 04:44:53 »
What can I say?   [:I][;D]

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« Reply #123 on: 20/06/2010 16:59:42 »
I just LOVE to have my hot dog catered to ...  but I find ketchup not sticky enough. Chocolate syrup takes much longer to lick off.

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« Reply #124 on: 20/06/2010 19:24:39 »
Tastes better too!

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« Reply #125 on: 21/06/2010 02:17:03 »


I just LOVE to have my hot dog catered to ...  but I find ketchup not sticky enough. Chocolate syrup takes much longer to lick off.



Tastes better too!



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« Reply #126 on: 21/06/2010 08:48:25 »


I just LOVE to have my hot dog catered to ... 


But I thought catering was feline jewelry, not for dogs....??

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« Reply #127 on: 22/06/2010 02:28:26 »

                    

      You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

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« Reply #128 on: 22/06/2010 02:42:51 »

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

I thought that only happened when the Chancellor of the Exchequer was a bit constipated.
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« Reply #129 on: 22/06/2010 02:57:08 »
Or when those pet birds from Australia died.
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« Reply #130 on: 22/06/2010 05:04:21 »


You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.


I thought that only happened when the Chancellor of the Exchequer was a bit constipated.


Is that what is meant about cash flow?

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« Reply #131 on: 22/06/2010 16:51:36 »
Yep, your in a pinch. Seemingly permanently.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #132 on: 22/06/2010 16:58:51 »
If you pinch a penny does it scream?

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« Reply #133 on: 22/06/2010 18:21:05 »

                     

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« Reply #134 on: 22/06/2010 18:28:04 »


You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.


I thought that only happened when the Chancellor of the Exchequer was a bit constipated.


Is that what is meant about cash flow?


Yep, your in a pinch. Seemingly permanently.


Hmmm. Disrupted cash flow. I guess the only solution is to find a cash cow!


               
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« Reply #135 on: 23/06/2010 01:03:52 »

Frankly, I see no udder way.

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« Reply #136 on: 23/06/2010 12:12:49 »
in gold we trust
board of ignorance

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« Reply #137 on: 23/06/2010 18:45:38 »

                            


True, geo driver! But in London it seems that they say "Ingot We Trust".

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« Reply #138 on: 23/06/2010 19:20:32 »
Unless the ingot you got was a fake ingot, then I know not!

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« Reply #139 on: 23/06/2010 19:52:14 »
           

And a fake ingot throne in as well.
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« Reply #140 on: 24/06/2010 00:16:39 »

Frankly, I see no udder way.


I'n got a better solution - it's my goose that done been inseminated by a longhorn bull and now lays golden eggs.
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« Reply #141 on: 24/06/2010 01:52:23 »

That's a fableous solution, Jim!

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« Reply #142 on: 24/06/2010 02:11:36 »
I'n done got long thought on that 'un. And yes, it's a very stable one as well, cause the goose has water.
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« Reply #143 on: 24/06/2010 02:25:30 »
Any more like that and I'm locking this thread.
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« Reply #144 on: 24/06/2010 05:55:04 »

Geezer, please don't! Perhaps Jim can unlock some bull here.

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« Reply #145 on: 24/06/2010 08:12:26 »
You'd think. That's about all they have in Texarse.
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« Reply #146 on: 24/06/2010 18:55:35 »

Texarse? Is that where you found your proctologist?

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« Reply #147 on: 24/06/2010 19:42:29 »
I have eaten corned meat that was branded Texan Chilli, very tasty it was too, as far as mystery meat and other by products ( including poultry) goes. The can did not have hooves in it with this brand, others do.

I have met persons who could not find their fundament without a proctologist and a good map to guide their hands...............

I think the goose pate is well and truly cooked as far as this subject goes, I would go as far as to say it's goose is as good as its gander.

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« Reply #148 on: 25/06/2010 01:22:58 »

               
                          Freudian slip


A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

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« Reply #149 on: 25/06/2010 18:39:22 »

               

   Or...he had a photographic memory which was never developed.