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« Reply #1000 on: 20/12/2010 06:17:07 »

Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it.


Don,

Pay no attention. My colleague means no harm. He's obviously slightly Brahms'd.


Well, colleague Geezer, if you were Chopin onions all day like me, you'd be crying, too!!

(boo hoo)

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« Reply #1001 on: 20/12/2010 06:28:26 »
if you were Chopin onions all day like me, you'd be crying, too!!

We'll probably be able to Mendelthatssohn, so don't worry about it.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force Šther.

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« Reply #1002 on: 20/12/2010 06:41:55 »

Well something's gotta give, or I'll go baroque. Period!

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« Reply #1003 on: 20/12/2010 06:46:45 »

Well something's gotta give, or I'll go baroque. Period!

Surely you mean Bismarck?
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« Reply #1004 on: 20/12/2010 13:19:40 »
Are you some sort of a hood?

I need to find something to stops yarn horseing around.
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« Reply #1005 on: 20/12/2010 19:12:55 »
Are you some sort of a hood?

I need to find something to stops yarn horseing around.

I was not horseing around. It was Demo hoodunnit sir!
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« Reply #1006 on: 20/12/2010 23:15:54 »

Well something's gotta give, or I'll go baroque. Period!


Surely you mean Bismarck?


Geezer, why do you accuse me of sinking to such depraved depths? This thread has indeed hit upon some treacherous waters.
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« Reply #1007 on: 20/12/2010 23:25:21 »
Are you some sort of a hood?

I need to find something to stops yarn horseing around.


I was not horseing around. It was Demo hoodunnit sir!


OK, you guys want a Whodunit??? Well, you asked for it! No mercy!!  [;D]

The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.
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« Reply #1008 on: 21/12/2010 09:47:43 »
The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.

Hahahahaha, oh dear! That's a gas!
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« Reply #1009 on: 21/12/2010 14:36:54 »
What might have been the first ever pun?

Could it have been when a litterbug caveman spoilt the view of a meadow by discarding his old worn out boots there?

"Ugg lea".
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« Reply #1010 on: 21/12/2010 14:40:51 »
Geezer, why do you accuse me of sinking to such depraved depths? This thread has indeed hit upon some treacherous waters.


Mr Justice Soxon

Mr Demografx, You stand here accused of depth charges.
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« Reply #1011 on: 21/12/2010 19:23:25 »
To both you guys:        (and everyone here contributing to my mirth day...

 [;D]    [;D]    [;D]    [;D]    [;D]


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« Reply #1012 on: 22/12/2010 05:45:13 »

Geezer, why do you accuse me of sinking to such depraved depths? This thread has indeed hit upon some treacherous waters.


Mr Justice Soxon

Mr Demografx, You stand here accused of depth charges.




The Honorable Mr Justice Soxon relaxing between Sessions

(Judiciously, the socks match).
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« Reply #1013 on: 22/12/2010 05:49:30 »

The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.


Hahahahaha, oh dear! That's a gas!


Everyone's fuming over the high cost of gas.

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« Reply #1014 on: 22/12/2010 08:58:00 »
I phoned British Gas and had a blazing row with them over their prices. They told me there is another price rise in the pipeline.
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« Reply #1015 on: 23/12/2010 03:10:57 »


Similar to tire prices, Don. Due to inflation.

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« Reply #1016 on: 23/12/2010 03:15:09 »
Dion, I bet that made you flaming mad. And I am sure the inflation just made you hotter.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #1017 on: 23/12/2010 07:08:18 »
Take it easy JimBob. We don't want Don to get all irrigated.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force Šther.

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« Reply #1018 on: 23/12/2010 08:17:35 »
Water you suggesting?
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« Reply #1019 on: 23/12/2010 17:14:18 »

Dion, I bet that...





JimBob, Dion is a Forum member? The Belmonts, too?
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« Reply #1020 on: 23/12/2010 17:16:34 »

Water you suggesting?


Water you waiting for? Just jump in.

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« Reply #1021 on: 23/12/2010 17:37:47 »

Take it easy JimBob. We don't want Don to get all irrigated.


I have no drought about that.

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« Reply #1022 on: 24/12/2010 01:01:39 »

Similar to tire prices, Don. Due to inflation.


Dion, I bet that made you flaming mad. And I am sure the inflation just made you hotter.


Not with tires. Only with Viagra.

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« Reply #1023 on: 24/12/2010 02:40:29 »



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« Reply #1024 on: 26/12/2010 03:24:03 »




The Alpha (first) bet lost - came up snake eyes  while playing craps.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #1025 on: 26/12/2010 22:47:15 »



The Alpha (first) bet lost - came up snake eyes  while playing craps.


I wanted to gamble, but my wife said, "No Dice".

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« Reply #1026 on: 27/12/2010 19:52:27 »

You are giving up gambling?

Can I bet that you are not..........



Sean, how can you say that? You don't have the Vegas idea of my intentions!
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« Reply #1027 on: 27/12/2010 19:59:37 »
I went camping with my husband and got no rumpy pumpy, just a lot of in tent shuns.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #1028 on: 27/12/2010 20:03:22 »

I went camping with my husband and got no rumpy pumpy, just a lot of in tent shuns.


Reminds me of the fire at the circus. Did you hear about it? It was in tents!

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« Reply #1029 on: 28/12/2010 06:30:27 »
Speaking of a fire at the circus, did they manage to keep the fire under wraps?

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« Reply #1030 on: 28/12/2010 07:22:35 »

Nah, the circus manager tried real hard, but it's all unfair so he's always getting a bum wrap.

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« Reply #1031 on: 28/12/2010 14:20:33 »

I went camping with my husband and got no rumpy pumpy, just a lot of in tent shuns.


Make It Lady, I'm sure one of us would gladly step up to the challenge and...er...fill in...what dereliction of husbandly duty!

Then afterwards, we could all celebrate and have a rump roast dinner. Nothing butt!
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« Reply #1032 on: 28/12/2010 17:19:25 »
Aside from the Demon Demo doing his darnedest to delete my delectable dissertation, I can definitely say that dinner and a delightful night are definitely a desire at the present time, a thing that would be desirable is a cool night, as it is moderately warm here, decidedly dripping with humidity, and a darn sight sticky, without any of the delectable desirable doings that normally describe the delights that precede the sticky delight, just a hot muggy day here.

A rump roast dinner is not on the cards, more like a roast rear of an unfortunate reptilian descendant, rather the worse after losing the ability to fly, and even more so after losing the ability to cluck rather recently as well.


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« Reply #1033 on: 28/12/2010 18:04:43 »

Sean, Poetry In Motion!!!

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« Reply #1034 on: 28/12/2010 19:09:48 »
Praise indeed from the master of cunning linguistics!


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« Reply #1035 on: 28/12/2010 19:24:12 »
Praise indeed from the master of cunning linguistics!



Did you know he's also a master magician? He loves cunning stunts.
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« Reply #1036 on: 28/12/2010 20:09:35 »
I know, it is his mastery with his wand that amazes me, it is amazing just how well the orchestra plays when he waves that little stick at them, sheer musical enjoyment.

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« Reply #1037 on: 28/12/2010 20:44:24 »

Praise indeed from the master of cunning linguistics!


 [:o]   [:o]    [:o]   [:o]   [:o]   [:o]

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« Reply #1038 on: 29/12/2010 03:04:15 »

Did you know he's also a master magician?


Yes! People have even watched in awe as he walks down the street and turns into a drugstore!!


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« Reply #1039 on: 29/12/2010 16:25:04 »
You turned into a shop, would it be the transformation that amazes them, or the variety and potency of the supplies on the shelves?


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« Reply #1040 on: 29/12/2010 20:34:32 »

My magic has a short shelf life.

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« Reply #1041 on: 29/12/2010 23:04:39 »

He loves cunning stunts.


I actually prefer publicity stunts.

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« Reply #1042 on: 29/12/2010 23:42:33 »

...a darn sight sticky...

...delights that precede the sticky delight...




...when he waves that little stick...


Hmm. A predilection for "stick"??

Oh well. I've tried numerous times to apply myself, but nothing seems to stick.


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« Reply #1043 on: 30/12/2010 06:22:00 »
It is in the usage of the stick, not just the application therof to the object in question.........


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« Reply #1044 on: 30/12/2010 17:26:31 »
If you are RC, would you use a rhythm stick?
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« Reply #1045 on: 30/12/2010 19:13:08 »

It is in the usage of the stick, not just the application therof to the object in question.........


I guess that means if you have sticky buns you shouldn't put pants on.


                                                    
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« Reply #1046 on: 30/12/2010 19:14:19 »

If you are RC, would you use a rhythm stick?


Ha. That reminds me of the dyslexic cop who was arrested for stopping drunk drivers and issuing them all IUD's.


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« Reply #1048 on: 31/12/2010 23:21:51 »
You should see the snow around here. Looks like the fake stuff you see in movies. We certainly got a good flocking.
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« Reply #1049 on: 01/01/2011 01:39:13 »

Geezer, I was thinking of seeing the movie, Little Flockers, but 'rotten tomatoes' gave it only a 10% rating!