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We certainly got a good flocking.
Quote from: Geezer on 28/12/2010 19:24:12Did you know he's also a master magician? Yes! People have even watched in awe as he walks down the street and turns into a drugstore!!
Did you know he's also a master magician?
A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!
Knock knock.Who's there?Dung can...Duncan who?Dung can make the grass grow.
Quote from: Geezer on 31/12/2010 23:21:51We certainly got a good flocking.A flock of doves decided to stage a coo.
I think the ring leader's name was coobler kahn.
Oh dear, you shouldn't have said that. you have invited a cornucopia of farming puns to be ploughed up by the combined harvesters of puns on this forum.
Quote from: Geezer on 04/01/2011 22:36:47Knock knock.Who's there?Dung can...Duncan who?Dung can make the grass grow.Really? No sh - - !!
Quote from: demografx on 05/01/2011 05:30:58They don't look like corns to me. Is something afoot here?
Quote from: demografx on 05/01/2011 04:55:06Quote from: Geezer on 04/01/2011 22:36:47Knock knock.Who's there?Dung can...Duncan who?Dung can make the grass grow.Really? No sh - - !!No. Quite a lot really.
I would go so far as to say we were well and truly screwed. But we turned the tables and gave them a good hammering.
Weld there's no need to be so brazing about it. I suppose we'll just have to solder on without you.
OK, then solder on if you must.
Just what planished are you living on?
I wouldn't say I was exactly planished, but I am getting slightly peckish.
Q: Why do they call him Charles Atlas? A: Because 'e never wears an 'at.
You bowlered me over with that, I just can't topper it.
Quote from: demografx on 10/01/2011 20:28:37Can you turn around? I think it looks more like Gregory's pecks.
So, you think you can post a picture of me here with impunity eh!