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Will you punctilious punters please pole your punt punctually to the place for puny punks?
Is it true that the fresh air accused the smog of acting like a complete aerosol?
I think you have mist the point.
Don, is that the sole place they can be found?
........ "Glue Made Hooves"
.... The publishing rights were recently bought by Bill Gaits. And did he ever pony up a small fortune to buy it!
'Er indoors broke the heel off her shoe the other day, so she took it to the cobblers to be healed.Over the door was a royal crest and the legend 'By Appointment, Cobblers to the Queen'. Would that constitute treason? Could he have his tongue cut out for not being in step with popular notions? Has he reached the upper limit? Should we take out his eyes for not toeing the line? Would he realise if he were first laced with vodka? What would be the last thing he would ever see? Call the police, quickly, to deal with this man, get that famous detective http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Slipper [Links inactive - To make links active and clickable, login or click here to register] of the Yard to investigate.Does this very nearly cap it all? I hope you can read it all, I should hate to have to revamp it.
Maybe he should get the boot 
To p, or not to p,
(Sorry, Geezer, but I could only find 2 left feet  )
Did you know the UK has the eh, eh, while the US has the eh, eh, eh, eh?
Quote from: Geezer on 22/01/2011 06:19:30Did you know the UK has the eh, eh, while the US has the eh, eh, eh, eh?hee hee
They always fly on Untidy Airlines too.
Take heart. Valentine's Day is coming soon.
That's bloody pumping it!
I always get a stack of bloody cards on Valentines day, no really, I'm not just being vein.
Its true, I tell you, I am so handsome I am know locally as Papillon. When I was younger I was known as caterpillary.
Quote from: Don_1 on 25/01/2011 09:05:41Its true, I tell you, I am so handsome I am know locally as Papillon. When I was younger I was known as caterpillary.I didn't think you were that vein. Artery, I thought you were quite modest.
There's a murmur going around you had heart problems in the past Demo. I hope you'll be OK in the suture.
Arrest? Yes, actually I could do with a rest.