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« Reply #1150 on: 27/01/2011 02:37:08 »


OK. 

Haggis in the name of the law.

(hmmm???)


OK. You win.

Speaking of the law, do lawyers wear law suits?

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« Reply #1151 on: 27/01/2011 05:26:37 »
You guys are punny; your remarks bring hearty laughs.

Did you hear about the Chinese lawyer?  Her name is Sue Yu. [;D]
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« Reply #1152 on: 27/01/2011 09:25:50 »
Well My lawyer is I.P. Freely and he can really put the fire out if Ker-choo's, and Sue's Me!

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« Reply #1153 on: 27/01/2011 10:27:24 »
OK. 

Haggis in the name of the law.

(hmmm???)

I like it!
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #1154 on: 27/01/2011 10:29:46 »
Chinese? Yes I have, that's why I always wear long trousers, to keep them covered up.
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« Reply #1155 on: 27/01/2011 10:31:51 »

Speaking of the law, do lawyers wear law suits?

Yes, and they wear briefs under them.
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« Reply #1156 on: 27/01/2011 20:09:02 »

You guys are punny; your remarks bring hearty laughs.

Did you hear about the Chinese lawyer?  Her name is Sue Yu. [;D]


I worked with her! She's excellent. Her telephone number is still ** 1-800-LETS-SUE

                                                                  ** 0800 in the UK
« Last Edit: 27/01/2011 21:01:10 by demografx »

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« Reply #1157 on: 27/01/2011 20:13:55 »

Well My lawyer is I.P. Freely and he can really put the fire out if Ker-choo's, and Sue's Me!


 [;D]


« Last Edit: 27/01/2011 20:24:12 by demografx »

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« Reply #1158 on: 27/01/2011 20:19:20 »
I use the old law firm of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force Šther.

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« Reply #1159 on: 27/01/2011 20:21:29 »
Do you know what happens when you combine The Godfather with a lawyer?
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You get an offer you can't understand.

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« Reply #1160 on: 27/01/2011 23:10:46 »
What's hard to understand is why the man who went for surgery to have a gangrenous leg removed can't sue his doctor for cutting off the wrong leg, then having to go back and remove the one he was supposed to remove in the first place.  His lawyer was Sue Yu and she told him he didn't have a leg to stand on in court.
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« Reply #1161 on: 27/01/2011 23:17:31 »
What do you call the person with no arms and no legs

in the bushes?  Russell
in the ditch?  Phil
on the wall?  Art
on the eastern horizon?  Dawn
on the floor?  Matt
who's an exercise fanatic?  Jim
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« Reply #1162 on: 27/01/2011 23:28:52 »
OK. 

Haggis in the name of the law.

(hmmm???)


I like it!


OK, then, Don. Dig in!


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« Reply #1163 on: 28/01/2011 06:56:30 »

I use the old law firm of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe.


Howe Dewey meet them?

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« Reply #1164 on: 28/01/2011 18:01:35 »
Employ Messers Bojjit & Leggit (Property Maintainence) Inc. and they(The Eh! Team) will find you.

"Ah Hello, I'm Julle and this is my friend Sand"
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« Reply #1165 on: 28/01/2011 18:32:18 »

Only 63 days left till April Fool's Day. Hope everyone's prepared!

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« Reply #1166 on: 28/01/2011 18:56:00 »

Only 63 days left till April Fool's Day. Hope everyone's prepared!

Oh, you mean Tax day! I get mine prepared by a CPA.
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« Reply #1167 on: 28/01/2011 20:54:42 »

I heard your CPA enjoys his work, figuratively speaking.

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« Reply #1168 on: 29/01/2011 06:29:53 »
SHE has good figures.
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« Reply #1169 on: 30/01/2011 08:26:28 »
Yes she does! And as CPA for  a restaurant, she has to be especially sure the books are not cooked.

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« Reply #1170 on: 30/01/2011 20:19:19 »

Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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« Reply #1171 on: 30/01/2011 21:20:05 »
Are Rotarians just sectarians by another name?
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« Reply #1172 on: 31/01/2011 00:56:52 »

Are Rotarians just sectarians by another name?


Certainly you must be referring to  the insect affinity group, International Fellowship of Cricket Loving Rotarians
www.rotarycricket.org/


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« Reply #1173 on: 31/01/2011 01:07:45 »

Whoops! It's the sport Cricket, not the insect! Oh, well. [:I]

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« Reply #1174 on: 31/01/2011 04:01:47 »
You mean to say cricket's a sport? I thought it was mass hypnosis.
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« Reply #1175 on: 31/01/2011 04:14:51 »

You mean to say cricket's a sport? I thought it was mass hypnosis.


That's just not cricket to say.
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« Reply #1176 on: 03/02/2011 21:46:16 »

At Naked Science Forum we have so many threads, why aren't there more tailors???

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« Reply #1177 on: 03/02/2011 22:50:23 »
I don't think it suits them.
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« Reply #1178 on: 04/02/2011 02:39:21 »
 [;D]  [;D]  [;D]

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« Reply #1179 on: 04/02/2011 17:55:58 »

At Naked Science Forum we have so many threads, why aren't there more tailors???


I don't think it suits them.


My local dry-cleaner has a dozen suits in court.

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« Reply #1180 on: 06/02/2011 21:38:27 »

People are determined to remain silent, to say the least.


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« Reply #1181 on: 07/02/2011 18:53:59 »
You have the right to silence, and if you give up this right we will be forced to listen to you ad nauseum, ad infinitium and of course till the cows come home.

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« Reply #1182 on: 08/02/2011 04:37:15 »
Good pun [;D]

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« Reply #1183 on: 08/02/2011 04:44:00 »
Silence? I'll give you silence
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« Reply #1184 on: 08/02/2011 21:33:43 »

Silence? I'll give you silence.


Which one?  A silent movie? Golden silence? A deafening silence? A broken silence? A suffering in silence?

Inquiring minds wanna know!

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« Reply #1185 on: 08/02/2011 21:52:12 »
































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« Reply #1186 on: 09/02/2011 01:52:38 »

 [;D]   [;D]   [;D]

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« Reply #1187 on: 09/02/2011 17:43:05 »
A Blinding Silence!

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« Reply #1189 on: 10/02/2011 02:42:33 »




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A Blinding Silence!


Maybe because Geezer lost his Status as Anecdotal Physicist??

Anyway...did you hear about the two seeing eye dogs that went on a blind date?
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« Reply #1190 on: 10/02/2011 02:47:14 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUy9ePyo6Q


I love that song, thanks, Sean. There was a good sound reason to post that.

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« Reply #1191 on: 10/02/2011 21:34:39 »
Glad I could make an impression on you, I thought that this sounded best for the occasion.

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« Reply #1192 on: 10/02/2011 23:20:24 »
Sean, you sound a little hoarse. I hope you don't  feel a colt coming on.

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« Reply #1193 on: 13/02/2011 11:46:08 »
Hardly a colt, possibly a little hair of the dog will help, if not then I will have to try some other remedy or some other melody.

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« Reply #1194 on: 13/02/2011 15:35:00 »

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #1195 on: 13/02/2011 18:31:17 »
A two enjoyments for one posting special that was, thank you Karen!

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« Reply #1196 on: 14/02/2011 01:34:21 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hUy9ePyo6Q


An echo in my past....wonderful song of silence......


A two enjoyments for one posting special that was, thank you Karen!


What?? Can you repeat that??

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« Reply #1197 on: 14/02/2011 01:37:56 »

Hardly a colt, possibly a little hair of the dog will help, if not then I will have to try some other remedy or some other melody.


Careful, Sean, lest the melody keeps on playing until it becomes a strain!
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« Reply #1198 on: 14/02/2011 03:31:25 »

Hardly a colt, possibly a little hair of the dog will help, if not then I will have to try some other remedy or some other melody.


Careful, Sean, lest the melody keeps on playing until it becomes a strain!


I know it's hard, but will you try to refrain yourself, and refrain from making similar remarks in future.
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« Reply #1199 on: 14/02/2011 04:18:01 »
So, shall we refrain from making this a refrain?