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« Reply #1300 on: 19/03/2011 19:58:03 »

(Rae, the bear, should be sleeping.  Photo taken from our dining room window.)

It is if you run around in bear feet and eat like a bird.

Rae is soooooooo cute. Do you feed him/her??
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« Reply #1301 on: 19/03/2011 23:24:07 »

Brain Awareness Week: March 20th is the last day!
http://www.dana.org/brainweek/


C'mon everyone, a pun about this should be a no-brainer!
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« Reply #1302 on: 20/03/2011 00:03:30 »
Much as I would love to develop a relationship with Rae, I don't, because if she is unafraid to approach people someone could misinterpret her intentions and shoot her.  She obviously didn't eat enough to hibernate all winter, and she checks out the compost bin anyway, so anything I toss that she will eat, I set to one side so it doesn't get covered in coffee grounds.  And the bread that doesn't rise might get slathered with a layer of grease before I put it out because she needs the calories.  I don't want her to be dependant, but at this time of year there's little else she can get to eat.  Within the next month her natural food supply should be much more abundant.

Brain Awareness Week!  With an acronym like BAW, how can you go wrong?  If you added His Awareness and Her Awareness you'd have BAW HA HA!
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« Reply #1303 on: 20/03/2011 04:01:10 »
As mostly a city boy all my life, your story from 'the wilderness' is soooooo amazing! I would ask my wife if we could adopt her, but she won't even tolerate cats and dogs (our Aby cat died at 17 - many years ago - and that was just too traumatic).

I like BAW HA HA, it's grown on me...

We're well into the last day of BAW HA HA, and I sense apathy...as well as indifference, and, also, a 'who cares' attitude....sigh...



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« Reply #1304 on: 20/03/2011 04:17:48 »
OK, everyone, you have time to redeem yourself, because tomorrow starts:
World Salt Awareness Week! (London, UK-based)
http://www.worldactiononsalt.com/

To double your punning pleasure, the Week is sponsored by WASH (World Action on Salt and Health).

Worried about how your pun will go over?

Just take it with a grain of salt.

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« Reply #1305 on: 20/03/2011 17:09:53 »
Fortunately my husband is an animal lover (we have a cat and a dog), and quite at home in the wilderness.  Once we get a barn built we will get chickens, er, maybe eggs first, er chickens...now which was it that came first anyway, the chicken or the egg? [???]

Salt Awareness Week.  I SAW that. [;D]
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« Reply #1306 on: 21/03/2011 00:26:18 »
Chicken or the egg!!!!  [;D]  You're curing my cold!

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« Reply #1307 on: 21/03/2011 00:27:45 »
I know you SAW that, but don't forget the WASH!

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« Reply #1308 on: 21/03/2011 16:57:54 »
Oh sure, just because I'm female, you talk aout the WASH like it's my responsibility, and then when I point out that women have brains (BAW HA HA), you tell me to take it with a grain of SALT. [;)]
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« Reply #1309 on: 21/03/2011 19:21:28 »



Hilarious, Donnah!!

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« Reply #1310 on: 22/03/2011 01:13:37 »
Can't help it, it's how my little brain works.  Maybe I've been brainWASHed and asSALTed by an evil brainiac. BAW HA HA.
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« Reply #1311 on: 22/03/2011 01:26:47 »
Lazily re-posted from Page 1 of this thread:


                         

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« Reply #1312 on: 22/03/2011 01:36:44 »

Can't help it, it's how my little brain works.  Maybe I've been brainWASHed and asSALTed by an evil brainiac. BAW HA HA.


I think this one deserves The Punning Thread Salt Award...not to be taken grainily!

Speech!


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« Reply #1313 on: 22/03/2011 04:23:10 »
Ooooooooo, thank you, thank you.  It's clear to me that this is a big shiny .....thing (a female technical term), even if it is a bit shakey.
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« Reply #1314 on: 22/03/2011 05:18:21 »

Shakey, perhaps, but not dicey. Enjoy this Award, you are the Salt of the Earth!

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« Reply #1315 on: 22/03/2011 05:30:27 »
And in just a little over a week, we can all raise our glasses, and share a toast to...

Alcohol Awareness Month!
http://www.healthfinder.gov/nho/aprtoolkit.aspx


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« Reply #1316 on: 22/03/2011 20:58:20 »
Ire illied own tunders tand thi splayonwards tuff!
How does Murphey do it??

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« Reply #1317 on: 22/03/2011 21:12:06 »
Did you konw taht as lnog as you keep the frsit and lsat lteetr of the wrod in palce, it deson't mteatr waht you do wtih the lterets in beweetn?

I wouldn't try it with antidisestablishmentarianism though.
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« Reply #1318 on: 22/03/2011 21:25:02 »
Or is that behaviour?

The British spelling is behaviour, the American removes the U.  Being Canadian, I fluctuate between them.  Is that OK?

As a fellow Canadian, I say we can fluctuate ALL we want!
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« Reply #1319 on: 22/03/2011 21:28:53 »
Sure it is Ok to vacillate. I learned that at university.

Or was it thru adversity?

Well it's probably University, but then adversity could... teach you, but I don't know I DO like the university theory, I guess I learned the lesson well, from adversity... or was it university.
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« Reply #1320 on: 22/03/2011 21:49:22 »
Daveman! Welcome to punning! Be extra-nice to Donnah, though, I can barely restrain her from unleashing The Power Of Rae <shudder> if you pun too badly!

Uh-oh, now I'm outnumbered! 2 Canadians: 1 Californian!!


Ire illied own tunders tand thi splayonwards tuff!


     [;D]
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« Reply #1321 on: 22/03/2011 22:08:07 »
Daveman! Welcome to punning! Be extra-nice to Donnah, though, I can barely restrain her from unleashing The Power Of Rae <shudder> if you pun too badly!

She's liable to smack you with a leash if she catches you restraining her barely.
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« Reply #1322 on: 22/03/2011 22:13:23 »
OK, then...restraining her...clothely!

(thorry for the lithp)
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« Reply #1323 on: 22/03/2011 23:02:03 »
But don't get too clothes!
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« Reply #1324 on: 23/03/2011 02:16:25 »
With lines like that you might get hung out to dry. Especially after WASH week.

Hey, Canadian daveman, if we smoosh (another female technical term) your nationality and your name into one word it would be Caveman.  What are you doing in Chile, spelunking?  And is it warm in Chile?

I wonder what the demografx are for his website?  How many Geezers, old_bobs, JimBobs, Bored chemists, and Don-1abies?
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« Reply #1325 on: 23/03/2011 03:43:03 »

Hey, Canadian daveman, if we smoosh (another female technical term) your nationality and your name into one word it would be Caveman.  What are you doing in Chile, spelunking?  And is it warm in Chile?


I got an A+ in Spelunking (and Granmar!), but in my college daze I done even bretter, masturing awl kindsa sdubjects!
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« Reply #1326 on: 23/03/2011 06:09:59 »

With lines like that you might get hung out to dry. Especially after WASH week.


NOW I understand what they mean about the wash and dry cycle.

And without a spin put on it!
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« Reply #1327 on: 23/03/2011 12:30:54 »
Donnah, I hope you saw my message!

Then it would look like this:

Donnah I hope .y.,
                   ,.o.u saw my message
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« Reply #1328 on: 23/03/2011 14:02:55 »
As for AAM, in Canada we say "I AAM CANADIAN" eh.  At least in the beer ads we do. Which brings me to another point.  In beer ads why do they show so many boobs?  They're selling beer, not milk.
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« Reply #1329 on: 23/03/2011 14:32:10 »
I guess it makes us thirsty eh!
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« Reply #1330 on: 23/03/2011 15:19:36 »
The name of the link says it all. Watch if you dare!

http://wn.com/Women_Crushes_Beer_Cans_With_Boob

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« Reply #1331 on: 23/03/2011 16:26:31 »
The name of the link says it all. Watch if you dare!

http://wn.com/Women_Crushes_Beer_Cans_With_Boob


No, no, I didn't go there, not at all.... but somehow I'm not thirsty anymore!
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« Reply #1332 on: 23/03/2011 16:34:21 »
 [;D] [;D] [;D]

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« Reply #1333 on: 23/03/2011 18:34:49 »
Why is it that the feet smell and the nose runs?
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« Reply #1334 on: 23/03/2011 18:41:59 »
It said today in the newspaper that the two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged!
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« Reply #1335 on: 23/03/2011 18:45:03 »
When my wife complained that the coffee tasted like mud I had to tell her

"Well what do you expect! It was ground just a few minutes ago!"
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« Reply #1336 on: 23/03/2011 18:50:52 »
What can be done with these words?

Vial, glasses, ash, cloak?
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« Reply #1337 on: 23/03/2011 19:19:24 »
Let's seee..

Please don't put the cloak bottles in the ash can, when the glasses wet it makes a vial smell!
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« Reply #1338 on: 23/03/2011 19:56:43 »

It said today in the newspaper that the two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged!


I demand partial attribution, Dave!


The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.


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« Reply #1339 on: 23/03/2011 20:02:13 »

As for AAM, in Canada we say "I AAM CANADIAN" eh.  At least in the beer ads we do. Which brings me to another point.  In beer ads why do they show so many boobs?  They're selling beer, not milk.


Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.


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« Reply #1340 on: 23/03/2011 20:04:24 »

It said today in the newspaper that the two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged!


I demand partial attribution, Dave!


The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once but was never charged.



So the current laws don't apply to electrical spies?
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« Reply #1341 on: 23/03/2011 20:06:43 »

As for AAM, in Canada we say "I AAM CANADIAN" eh.  At least in the beer ads we do. Which brings me to another point.  In beer ads why do they show so many boobs?  They're selling beer, not milk.


Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.



So they can crush cans without being boobs!
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« Reply #1342 on: 24/03/2011 04:26:58 »
Yikes, makes my back ache just to look at that woman's boobs.  She couldn't ride, she'd beat the poor horse to death.
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« Reply #1343 on: 24/03/2011 13:00:52 »
Big breasted woman beats horse to death

"He wouldn't let me ride him", she says!
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« Reply #1344 on: 24/03/2011 17:38:51 »
Another headline mght read:

Lone woman rides two abreast!
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« Reply #1345 on: 24/03/2011 23:35:50 »

Yikes, makes my back ache just to look at that woman's boobs.  She couldn't ride, she'd beat the poor horse to death.


Neigh! I have no more equestrian to give, Donnah!

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« Reply #1346 on: 25/03/2011 02:09:30 »
It's Harry Houdini's birthday, there's no escaping it!

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« Reply #1347 on: 25/03/2011 04:08:46 »
Well I don't want to get roped into it.
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« Reply #1348 on: 25/03/2011 04:55:02 »
Why not? You could teach me all about the rodeo!

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« Reply #1349 on: 25/03/2011 12:40:59 »
Don't tell me Donnah's from Calgary (biggest stampede in the world!)... my home town!

Hey, imagine our poor chesty on a brahama!!
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