Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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« Reply #1400 on: 25/04/2011 19:50:21 »
I know somebody with that...... She has to be careful what she eats, or else it requires a large truck, with a reefer unit on it, just to keep the toilet paper ( double ply or triple) cool. That and a quick fill cistern.

You could say that at times she is glued to the throne, or hovers above it a little.

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« Reply #1401 on: 25/04/2011 20:17:09 »
A reefer unit? I just learned something new!
« Last Edit: 25/04/2011 20:19:14 by demografx »

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« Reply #1402 on: 26/04/2011 02:24:50 »

This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


Well, just don't get sick at the airport. It could be a terminal illness.

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« Reply #1403 on: 26/04/2011 16:52:53 »
Reefer, a refrigerated trailer, not what the dim memories of your long past youth are thinking Demo...................

Though I will admit that having a moment at the airport can be a long wait, if not a long drop.

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« Reply #1404 on: 27/04/2011 00:06:37 »

...not what the dim memories of your long past youth are thinking Demo...


No need for jealousy, Sean, one day you may attain Wisdom as well.  [;D]

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« Reply #1405 on: 27/04/2011 11:10:34 »
Wisdom, coming from experience, coming from making bad choices, which leads to grey hair, or no hair, or something like that.

Got the grey, but not Narcissus yet.

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« Reply #1406 on: 28/04/2011 22:03:03 »
Who's the bald narcissist with a reefer?
"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn

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« Reply #1407 on: 29/04/2011 20:17:15 »
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so don´t get your colin in a knot!
How does Murphey do it??

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« Reply #1408 on: 29/04/2011 21:14:00 »

Who's the bald narcissist with a reefer?


He gave it up for Lent 18 yrs ago.

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« Reply #1409 on: 29/04/2011 21:16:39 »
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so don´t get your colin in a knot!


That's Powell, not bowel!!  [;D]

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« Reply #1410 on: 30/04/2011 00:10:32 »
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so don´t get your colin in a knot!


That's Powell, not bowel!!  [;D]

NO, it's knot with Baden Powell.
How does Murphey do it??

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« Reply #1411 on: 30/04/2011 00:14:39 »
Reefer, a refrigerated trailer, not what the dim memories of your long past youth are thinking Demo...................

Though I will admit that having a moment at the airport can be a long wait, if not a long drop.

Well, that's where a good reefer comes in handy.
« Last Edit: 30/04/2011 00:17:15 by daveman »
How does Murphey do it??

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« Reply #1412 on: 30/04/2011 00:15:56 »
Who's the bald narcissist with a reefer?

The one on the john at the airport!
« Last Edit: 30/04/2011 00:17:53 by daveman »
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« Reply #1413 on: 30/04/2011 21:41:26 »
National Children’s Mental Health Awareness Week
Starts tomorrow - May 1!
http://www.ffcmh.org/events/national-childrens-mental-health-awareness-week/

I wonder if this was set up and specifically intended for the members of this Punning thread?......

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« Reply #1414 on: 30/04/2011 21:48:48 »
This is
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness Month
www.aboutibs.org/site/about-ibs/april-ibs-awareness-month

I'm sure no one will dare make a pun about this!


I see much Do-Do about nothing in the future, so don´t get your colin in a knot!


That's Powell, not bowel!!  [;D]


NO, it's knot with Baden Powell.


Oh, you're just scouting around for a clever comeback.

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« Reply #1415 on: 30/04/2011 23:41:21 »
National Children’s Mental Health Awareness Week
Starts tomorrow - May 1!
http://www.ffcmh.org/events/national-childrens-mental-health-awareness-week/

I wonder if this was set up and specifically intended for the members of this Punning thread?......

And what if my bowel is still in a knot?
How does Murphey do it??

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« Reply #1416 on: 01/05/2011 04:26:59 »
I bet it's knot.

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« Reply #1417 on: 01/05/2011 12:52:40 »
If your stomach is in a knot, yet you know it is not totally knotted, then it is not unlikely that you are head over heels in love, is it not?

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« Reply #1418 on: 01/05/2011 16:15:33 »
If your stomach is in a knot, yet you know it is not totally knotted, then it is not unlikely that you are head over heels in love, is it not?

Now that's just naughty!
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« Reply #1419 on: 01/05/2011 19:37:11 »
It is, is it not?


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« Reply #1420 on: 01/05/2011 21:53:17 »
Knot so.

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« Reply #1421 on: 02/05/2011 13:37:32 »
I'm afrayed knot, but at least I'm not afraid Dave.


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« Reply #1422 on: 02/05/2011 23:06:20 »
I'm afrayed knot, but at least I'm not afraid Dave.



However you wouldn't be as strong as before then!
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« Reply #1423 on: 03/05/2011 05:36:22 »

I'm afrayed knot, but at least I'm not afraid Dave.


Sean deserves a Punning  Award for this! His prize - next time he is in Nashville -  is a 1%-off discount on any brand of Club Soda served - at the bar only- at the World  Famous Establishment below! Offer expires May 3, 2011, so no rush!


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« Reply #1424 on: 06/05/2011 04:27:23 »




Is this what they mean by Cinco de Mayo????


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« Reply #1425 on: 06/05/2011 19:59:10 »
You call that processed oil emulsion Mayo? Not an egg in sight, and nothing in it that is not GM.

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« Reply #1426 on: 06/05/2011 20:12:34 »
General Motors????

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« Reply #1427 on: 07/05/2011 14:41:45 »
No, not Government Motors, but that funny stuff served up be a certain corporation that likes to sue farmers where the patented pollen blows on the wind.

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« Reply #1428 on: 10/05/2011 02:06:33 »
National Doughnut Week - UK
May 7th through May 14th
http://www.nationaldoughnutweek.org/

I can't find any holes in the argument for supporting this worthy cause!

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« Reply #1429 on: 10/05/2011 02:08:26 »
Donut be discouraged if you haven't much to give, every little cruller counts!
« Last Edit: 10/05/2011 02:57:44 by demografx »

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« Reply #1430 on: 14/05/2011 16:12:43 »
This should be a jam filled weekend for you then!
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« Reply #1431 on: 15/05/2011 02:06:24 »
I wish I could turn the clock back and jam with Jelly Roll Morton.

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« Reply #1432 on: 15/05/2011 21:48:32 »
If you like Red Hot Peppers with you donuts I'll have to give you a Black Bottom Stomp....

And the Red Hot Chili Peppers thought they were original!!


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« Reply #1433 on: 18/05/2011 05:57:51 »
No, not Government Motors, but that funny stuff served up be a certain corporation that likes to sue farmers where the patented pollen blows on the wind.

Do you mean that MonSatano company?  Fits that they would have Red Hot Chili Peppers too.  Nobody's cruller than them.
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« Reply #1434 on: 20/05/2011 06:39:42 »
 [;D] Donnah  [;D]

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« Reply #1435 on: 02/06/2011 03:05:05 »
Do inmates talk on cell phones?
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« Reply #1436 on: 03/06/2011 06:20:03 »
Yes they do Donnah, but if the inmates are all taken to a supervised beach outing they are not permitted to use call wading.

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« Reply #1437 on: 05/06/2011 21:00:10 »
Sometimes life's a bit of a beach.
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« Reply #1438 on: 08/06/2011 20:07:04 »
So you want me to go to the beach with you? I'm not shore I can make it.

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« Reply #1439 on: 13/06/2011 23:46:42 »
Then just wave. [;D]
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« Reply #1440 on: 14/06/2011 01:20:09 »

Yes, I instinctively wave at people, Donnah, and it's a natural hi.

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« Reply #1441 on: 14/06/2011 09:19:51 »
Now water you lot nattering about? I really can't sea, is it some current trend?

You shouldn't go in the sea, its filthy because the sea weed. (Hehehe, the old ones are the oldest!)

Last time I was by the sea, 'er indoors told me to prepare myself for my picture to be taken, to which I retorted, 'Pose? I? Don?'

I used to like Aker Bilk's 'Stranger on the Shore'. Nonchalantly walks off whistliN' ep tune.
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« Reply #1442 on: 14/06/2011 11:44:45 »
I sea the pun-meister has returned!!!
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« Reply #1443 on: 14/06/2011 20:36:26 »
Oh, Don, I'm really not sure the water in your area is healthy? Yes, we only have well water.

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« Reply #1444 on: 15/06/2011 00:30:45 »
well water you make of these five words?
faint, bacon, lava, bra, feat
How does Murphey do it??

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« Reply #1445 on: 15/06/2011 01:47:32 »
I faint if my bacon is not burnt to a crisp, hot as lava.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra...THAT was a feat!

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« Reply #1446 on: 15/06/2011 10:06:16 »
well water you make of these five words?
faint, bacon, lava, bra, feat

Fred was in dire straights, defeat stared him in de face, so did de toes and de ankles. Meanwhile, bacon the farm, I was having more luck. “Bravo”, the crowd shouted, as I wrestled Lara Croft’s mammary support garment to the ground. Fay Dunaway rushed to my assistance and the crowd gasped “Fay aint gonna help him, is she?” We were in hysterics, lava? I almost cried.
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« Reply #1447 on: 21/06/2011 08:42:21 »
Is that it? Are we all out of puns? Could this be the end of the 'pun' as we know it?

Dare I say 'pun' full stop, period, en punto?
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« Reply #1448 on: 22/06/2011 23:24:57 »

Oh, Don!

Don't make such a theatrical performance about puns.

Just because they are a play on words!


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« Reply #1449 on: 23/06/2011 10:39:35 »
Curses, upstaged again!!!

However, you were a little slow in your response. Kindly be more prompt in the future.
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