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(Excuse me London accent).
...I called the Chairman 'Sugar'...
"Honey, dew my medication now...
Quote from: Don_1 on 29/11/2011 18:04:07...I called the Chairman 'Sugar'...Cane sugar can't be beet.
Have faith, Don,
"...Our Johnny has wolfed down all of our's".
Unable to get help with my refinancing made me a loan wolf.
Quote from: demografx on 03/12/2011 00:08:49Unable to get help with my refinancing made me a loan wolf.Better than being a loan dog fish shark!
Thanks Demo. I have a space on my shelf to fill. That award should do the trick nicely.
DEMOGRAFX!!!Shame on you, you have failed to point out that December is Tie Month.
....... I was tied up at the moment.
Will I have to tie one on in shame??
Quote from: demografx on 06/12/2011 21:34:18Will I have to tie one on in shame?? Too late! I missed Tie One On Day, November 23!
Quote from: demografx on 06/12/2011 21:34:18....... I was tied up at the moment.One day your antics with that Au pair will get found out!OK, you are forgiven this time, but any more omissions and it will be the rack for you or a spot of neck stretching. I’ll have no more slipping. That will become abundantly clear.
I would taiwan on to cover my shy knees but I think I've a cold coming on, or some sort of germ anyway. I feel chile and so sick man, illa than you can imagine. I'd best eat something, like turkey, as they say you should feed a cold, though I don't feel hungary, or I're land up in bed for a few days. Of course 'er indoors will never believe it, I'll have to peruve it to her that I haves pain.She'll just say 'get in dia van, burma bit of rubber and get going. Nor way am I letting you laze around before Xmas.'.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
Any excuse for this sketch from The Two Ronnies.
I had just bought you this 4.000 year old Egyptian cranial adornment for Xmas:
Q. What is Demo's head singing as it rolls off into the distance?A. 'I Ain't Got Nobody'.
Toot 'n cam on over, 'cause I'd like to show this to my mummy.
The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.
I have seen them balming as i walk past.
Sometimes I have grave worries about you, Demo.
They are not only my worries, they're hearse indoors too!
How can he be impaired if he's drinking alone?