Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #150 on: 25/06/2010 19:41:42 »
De-velope is what you do when you open the mail.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #151 on: 25/06/2010 20:10:20 »
Is that what you do after around 15 years after E-loping?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #152 on: 25/06/2010 22:18:08 »
Isn't that a website for people that like virtual running.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #153 on: 25/06/2010 22:39:45 »

Some women develop very early in life. Does that make them developtuous?
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« Reply #154 on: 26/06/2010 03:22:22 »




          Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.


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« Reply #155 on: 26/06/2010 16:15:08 »
now I am thinking about Christina Applegate!

A doctor is asking his audience about dangerous foods, and a old man says to him " Wedding cake "!




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« Reply #156 on: 26/06/2010 18:05:33 »

Good one, Sean. [;D]

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« Reply #157 on: 27/06/2010 02:43:12 »


A backward poet writes inverse.

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« Reply #158 on: 27/06/2010 04:34:52 »

             

       
       With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

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« Reply #159 on: 27/06/2010 17:45:47 »
And with the divorce she became a housewife.

I do know a guy who loved wedding cake, but hated the new car smell. He had a car that outlasted 3 wives. All became housewives, they kept the house, he kept the car.

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« Reply #160 on: 28/06/2010 16:23:17 »

A divorce attorney from San Antonio came up with a pun, "Remember the Alimony”

The pun became the official slogan of the firm.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #161 on: 28/06/2010 17:43:38 »
I remember Alimony - it is right next to Antimony on the periodic chart.
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« Reply #162 on: 28/06/2010 19:39:49 »
That's not right JB. See, the Alimony is that place in Texarse where David Bowie had his final concert.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force ćther.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #163 on: 28/06/2010 19:53:07 »
Hey, Geez, DB's pianist didn't tell me that! Hmm, he must be keeping secrets...


           

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« Reply #164 on: 28/06/2010 20:00:44 »


I remember Alimony - it is right next to Antimony on the periodic chart.



Antimony


Does this mean that we must have rocks in our head to get married????????????? 
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« Reply #165 on: 28/06/2010 20:04:27 »
Not mandated demografix, but it does help..........

Do old chemists not die, just become fully amalysed?


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« Reply #166 on: 28/06/2010 20:07:00 »

Of course, Sean, now I understand. Thank you.

Analysis leads to paralysis!

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« Reply #167 on: 28/06/2010 22:02:15 »
Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?
« Last Edit: 28/06/2010 23:21:16 by Geezer »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #168 on: 28/06/2010 22:19:22 »
If you miss the target at an archery competition in Spain, do you get the el bow?
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force ćther.

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« Reply #169 on: 29/06/2010 06:04:06 »

Not if you're el straight shooter. Or uno heckuva straight arrow.

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« Reply #170 on: 29/06/2010 11:52:57 »

That's not right JB. See, the Alimony is that place in Texarse where David Bowie had his final concert.


I lived in Texarsekana for awhile, but I was never sure if I was in Texarse or Arsekansas.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #171 on: 29/06/2010 11:57:06 »

Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?



Only if she bribed them with Reece's Pieces.


             

                  For Lisa's nieces!
« Last Edit: 30/06/2010 21:04:59 by demografx »

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« Reply #172 on: 29/06/2010 18:03:18 »
Now I have a song in my head, about ali money!

If you do not pay the alimony do you get your ex returned?

Around here it is very common, it even has a slang nane, namely &&&&tax ( cannot say on a moderated forum, but it is a word of four letters referring to a male chicken), and is a depressingly common thing taken from payslips.

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« Reply #173 on: 30/06/2010 21:09:00 »

Like this, Sean?

       

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« Reply #174 on: 30/06/2010 21:45:27 »
Middle leg there, not an arm and a leg. To be correct in most divorces the wife gets both arms, the legs and the house and car. The Ex hubby is left with the bills. Equal division.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #175 on: 30/06/2010 22:45:47 »


Middle leg there, not an arm and a leg. To be correct in most divorces the wife gets both arms, the legs and the house and car. The Ex hubby is left with the bills. Equal division.



Ouch to the middle leg!
« Last Edit: 30/06/2010 22:53:48 by demografx »

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« Reply #176 on: 30/06/2010 22:51:05 »

Wow, Sean, it seems like we just don't have a leg to stand on! (But the other side gets a kick out of it)

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #177 on: 01/07/2010 03:03:34 »


Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?


Antimony


It took me a few days to finally see Geezer's brilliant playonwords!
« Last Edit: 01/07/2010 03:06:51 by demografx »

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« Reply #178 on: 01/07/2010 03:44:15 »


De-velope is what you do when you open the mail.

There was a Newspaper Headline story about JimBob's Award for his pun above, but I lost it.

Similar to the Award below.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #179 on: 01/07/2010 03:48:19 »


Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?


Antimony


It took me a few days to finally see Geezer's brilliant play on words!

If it were brilliant it would be comprehensible to anyone without being in pictures. A pun is a play on words, not pictures.

This is pure

The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #180 on: 01/07/2010 03:50:31 »


De-velope is what you do when you open the mail.

There was a Newspaper Headline story about JimBob's Award for his pun above, but I lost it.

Similar to the Award below.






De-velope is what you do when you open the mail.

There was a Newspaper Headline story about JimBob's Award for his pun above, but I lost it.

Similar to the Award below.




To tell the tooth I am rather honored.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #181 on: 01/07/2010 03:58:35 »

Apparadentally doubly honored.
« Last Edit: 01/07/2010 04:03:48 by demografx »

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« Reply #182 on: 01/07/2010 04:00:51 »


Would Lisa's nieces call her Auntie Mony?


Antimony


It took me a few days to finally see Geezer's brilliant play on words!

If it were brilliant it would be comprehensible to anyone without being in pictures. A pun is a play on words, not
pictures.

This is pure


A vast improvement, however, over my original 3-hour slide show.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #183 on: 01/07/2010 04:10:27 »
That ain't no bull.

Also, I am not Russian spy.

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« Last Edit: 01/07/2010 07:05:30 by Geezer »
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« Reply #184 on: 01/07/2010 15:52:11 »

Can someone please revive Geezer's image?

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« Reply #185 on: 01/07/2010 17:52:19 »
Is it near death? It just looks hermaphroditic to me.
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« Reply #186 on: 01/07/2010 18:55:43 »
Well  it is a blonde..........

Though I got good news today, i had the winning lottery ticket.










Too bad it was not a winning ticket for me, but it was a winner for the operator. :(


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« Reply #187 on: 01/07/2010 19:39:43 »

Can someone please revive Geezer's image?



Is it near death? It just looks hermaphroditic to me.



Well  it is a blonde..........


I can't see it. Can either of you?
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=31700.msg314319#msg314319

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« Reply #188 on: 01/07/2010 19:45:50 »


Too bad it was not a winning ticket for me, but it was a winner for the operator. :(


I bet you're right!

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« Reply #189 on: 02/07/2010 16:18:23 »
Only half of him is right, the other half is left.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #190 on: 02/07/2010 19:51:40 »
And the bit in the middle is of course.........
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( insert  sound from vuvuzela here)

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« Reply #191 on: 02/07/2010 20:24:32 »

      [:o] [::)] [:o] [::)] [:o] [::)] [:o] [::)]

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« Reply #192 on: 02/07/2010 20:28:06 »


Only half of him is right, the other half is left.


Make it Lady, did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

(Did anyone else hear that loud groaning again?.......)

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« Reply #193 on: 02/07/2010 20:34:45 »
Yes it is one of my customers in the dungeon room.
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« Reply #194 on: 02/07/2010 20:46:52 »

           

              MiL's customer entrance

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« Reply #195 on: 02/07/2010 23:10:06 »

Can someone please revive Geezer's image?



Is it near death? It just looks hermaphroditic to me.



Well  it is a blonde..........


I can't see it. Can either of you?
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=31700.msg314319#msg314319

Yes - can't you?
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« Reply #196 on: 02/07/2010 23:14:11 »

Can someone please revive Geezer's image?



Is it near death? It just looks hermaphroditic to me.



Well  it is a blonde..........


I can't see it. Can either of you?
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=31700.msg314319#msg314319

Yes - can't you?


That's udderly incredible  [:o]
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« Reply #197 on: 02/07/2010 23:24:07 »
Yes it is one of my customers in the dungeon room.

Don't your customers get a bit stiff being kept in a dank dungeon like that?
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force ćther.

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« Reply #198 on: 02/07/2010 23:29:25 »

Geezer, shame! It's NOT a massage parlor.

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« Reply #199 on: 03/07/2010 02:21:45 »
No - it is full service.

Udderly delightful.
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