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That gives me a frog in my throat
Why don’t you have a nap Sid.”
I'm not Sid, but I once napped in the doorway opening near the Temple.
But now I'm glad I don't have amniotesia.
I'm not Sid,
Here endeth the plug for smart phones. I wouldn't have one if you paid me. Just what was wrong with two empty baked bean cans and a piece of string?
Just to put my mind at rest, am knees yer part of the leg what bends?
...before we get a ribbing.
International Hoof-care Month
Now for a mixed Spoonerism/pun
Quote from: demografx on 03/02/2012 00:35:08International Hoof-care MonthOfk horse you had to bring that up.
Aren't you old horse traders a bit long in the tooth for such unbridled performance? Harness that energy and stick manely to the tail we started to tell instead of saddling us with this other nonsense or you might get shoed away.
Quote from: Donnah on 31/01/2012 02:47:26.............But I don't want to be flattened like a pancake.Ah ha! I spy an opportunity..........We had no idea how to make a batter until we found a readymade pancake with the ingredients imprinted on it. I suppose you could say the Pancake taught us.
.............But I don't want to be flattened like a pancake.
Ah ha! I spy an opportunity..........We had no idea how to make a batter until we found a readymade pancake with the ingredients imprinted on it. I suppose you could say the Pancake taught us.
If it weren't for the pope's pity, Myrtle would have had a slim chance.
Where is Hope Springs anyway, I can't find it on a map.
That looks like Ireland.
That looks like Ireland. Are you sure Eternal isn't a county (yes, I mean county, not country)?
Quote from: Donnah on 07/02/2012 06:49:55That looks like Ireland. Having managed a Spoonerism pun, I shall now try my hand at an antonym pun.Hope Springs eh!Watch out for the leprechaun. He turn all things to despair. dis pair fall's into that category.
That looks like Ireland.
Myrtle, the turtle,the one who stole the girdlehad lost her hopeuntil the Popereleased her from the cell.She cried "Thank you,I will be true, I was in a real snare,now I'm out by a hareso it's time to come out of my shell.
Where are you finding all these awards? I had no idea they existed.
February isResponsible Pet Owner's Month
Para que tu a punto de recibir......
...the shop keeper, Mr. Pratt
Timmy the tortoisewent out and bought usa lock for door to his housenot a padlock and chainhe did explainbut a real good mortice.